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  <item>        <title>LMAO: Girl Shows off Her HUGE Perfect Tits to Unsuspecting Passers by</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-10 08:31:38</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14573-tits</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[This is fucking hilarious]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14573-tits.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14573-tits.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>SHOCKING: Young School Nun Jerks Off, Gives Blowjob and has Sex with Male in School</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-10 08:04:26</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14571-nun</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[THIS IS VERY REAL!]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14571-nun.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14571-nun.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>Embarrased Couple Caught By Police Having Sex Outside</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-10 07:51:33</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14570-caught</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[Just leave them alone mr officer]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14570-caught.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14570-caught.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>HILARIOUS: Dog Rapes Sleeping Homeless Man</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-10 08:01:18</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14567-dog</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[This is just too damn funny]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14567-dog.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14567-dog.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>Skinny and Cowering Girl is Beaten by the Evil Pink Mafia</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-10 08:38:17</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14565-skinny-girl</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[Asian girls are very very bad these days]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14565-skinny-girl.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14565-skinny-girl.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>Fattest Woman in South America wants your Help</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-10 08:32:00</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14564-fattest-woman</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[She has not got out of bed in 3 years......she wants to get to america for a good doctor]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14564-fattest-woman.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14564-fattest-woman.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>Absolutely Viscous: Theres no Crying in Fighting! Girl gets an Ass Whoopin in the Dirt</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-09 17:47:30</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14561-beaten</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[Brutal beating]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14561-beaten.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14561-beaten.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>Bad School Girl Dances for the Guys while Handing in her Homwork to her Oblivious Teacher</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-09 17:47:26</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14560-dance</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[I wonder if she got extra credit?]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14560-dance.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14560-dance.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>Cute Chinese Girl in Red Dress is Brutally Beaten by 4 Females</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-10 08:00:41</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14551-cute-chinese-girl</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[Vile females beat on the cute girl]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14551-cute-chinese-girl.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14551-cute-chinese-girl.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>New Release:Jaish al-Naqshabandiya: "Iraq Sniper 6"...All New Attacks includes Female Sniper</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-10 08:38:30</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14550-iraq-sniper</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[Female units are a part of 2 major groups in Iraq as Ive read in the forum this was released on. Ive edited this to only show the attacks]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14550-iraq-sniper.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14550-iraq-sniper.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>Mob in Ecuador Beat and Burn One Man Alive,  Tie 3 Others to a Pole and Whip Them</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-10 08:38:35</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14549-ecuador</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[Looks like they just had a big party]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14549-ecuador.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14549-ecuador.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>Bizarre Death: Player Impaled in the Stomach from Loose Floorboard</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-10 08:38:23</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14548-bizarre-soccer</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[A futsal player has died during a match in Brazil after a piece of the court's wooden floor came off and struck him in the abdomen]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14548-bizarre-soccer.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14548-bizarre-soccer.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>Crazy Kid throws an Iron at his Mom....Throws her Down the Stairs and then Kicks Her</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-10 08:38:39</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14547-crazy-kid</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[Asians and woman these days....]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14547-crazy-kid.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14547-crazy-kid.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>Finally Got my Girl to Show Her Tits and Ass for you Guys</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-09 08:21:56</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14542-ass</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[Next time I'll get her to show her face :)]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14542-ass.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14542-ass.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>Dead Lady in the Street after Accident</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-09 08:12:44</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14540-lady</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[Think she was thrown into that tree]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14540-lady.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14540-lady.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>Terrible: Sobbing Female Forced and Doesnt Want it Recorded</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-09 07:15:26</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14538-forced</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[This guy should be found and beaten]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14538-forced.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14538-forced.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>Girl lets her 2 Guy Friends Feel Up on her Tits</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-09 07:10:06</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14537-girl</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[Okay well thats cool]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14537-girl.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14537-girl.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>Helpless Girl gets her Thong pulled Up Up and Up through her Jeans by Some Assholes</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-09 07:08:28</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14536-thong</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[What a dick]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14536-thong.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14536-thong.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>TRAGIC: Wedding Procession Kills Bicyclist </title>        <pubDate>2010-03-09 08:25:20</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14528-wedding</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[Traveling 45-50 minimum in the opposite direction. His head hit that windshield like a melon hitting a brick wall going 60mph. ]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14528-wedding.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14528-wedding.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  <item>        <title>Pathetic Woman Cripples her Dog with a Snow Shovel</title>        <pubDate>2010-03-09 08:25:01</pubDate>        <link>http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14527-pathetic-woman</link>        <category>Funny and sexy videos</category>        <description><![CDATA[Maria Aguilar allegedly crippled the dog with her months of abuse.  She faces two felony counts -- animal cruelty and possession of a weapons for allegedly beating the dog with a shovel]]></description>        <image>http://www.theync.com.com/thumbs/14527-pathetic-woman.jpg</image>        <enclosure url="http://www.theync.com/thumbs/14527-pathetic-woman.jpg"></enclosure>      </item>  </channel>
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