Rabbi Schlomo Goldstein
12-18-2008, 09:32 PM
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Any of you ladies or gents looking for some Christmas/New year action? You are? Well stump up the dollars for this little baby and cruise the Seven Seas- maybe head over to the coast of Somalia and engage in a little pirate reeducation/ bounty hunting! Perch off the Gaza Strip and let her rip! Check on what Muammar Gaddafi is up to these days. Cruise up the Persian Gulf and play peekaboo with the Iranian Revolutionary Guards then lie low off the coast of Iraq and help the troops take out a few pesky snipers. Get her fitted out with Tomahawk cruise missiles and help send a few Afghani mad mullahs into eternity. The world will truly be your oyster- Oh and here's the best bit...motor over to West Africa and requisition yourselves a new houseboy and housegirl then rip straight back home with your new Toby and Sarah. If they get uppity on the way home then simply fire one of them through a torpedo tube...that'll make the other one smarten up straight away.
Well good bidding and remember "Beneath every Muslim there is a Christening waiting to happen".
Happy Hannukah to all the little Christian boys and girls AND especially to all the little Islamic brothers and sisters.
Any of you ladies or gents looking for some Christmas/New year action? You are? Well stump up the dollars for this little baby and cruise the Seven Seas- maybe head over to the coast of Somalia and engage in a little pirate reeducation/ bounty hunting! Perch off the Gaza Strip and let her rip! Check on what Muammar Gaddafi is up to these days. Cruise up the Persian Gulf and play peekaboo with the Iranian Revolutionary Guards then lie low off the coast of Iraq and help the troops take out a few pesky snipers. Get her fitted out with Tomahawk cruise missiles and help send a few Afghani mad mullahs into eternity. The world will truly be your oyster- Oh and here's the best bit...motor over to West Africa and requisition yourselves a new houseboy and housegirl then rip straight back home with your new Toby and Sarah. If they get uppity on the way home then simply fire one of them through a torpedo tube...that'll make the other one smarten up straight away.
Well good bidding and remember "Beneath every Muslim there is a Christening waiting to happen".
Happy Hannukah to all the little Christian boys and girls AND especially to all the little Islamic brothers and sisters.