zykron
01-02-2009, 07:55 PM
Perhaps the all-time best retarded kid joke is the one which I've ripped off the internet. A third grade teacher named Mrs. Smith wanted the class to play a game where one kid draws on a board, and others add to it. There are three students, and then there's a retarded kid. Mrs. Smith starts with Jane, who draws on the board, "This is a house":
http://zykrofag.universium.net/storage/ifbf/thebestretardkidjoke1.gif
Mrs. Smith then asks Peter to draw next. "This is the front door to the house":
http://zykrofag.universium.net/storage/ifbf/thebestretardkidjoke2.gif
Now Kim comes to the board. "Let's have the sun shining down on the house":
http://zykrofag.universium.net/storage/ifbf/thebestretardkidjoke3.gif
Then it's the retarded kid's turn. He comes up to the board and draws this:
http://zykrofag.universium.net/storage/ifbf/thebestretardkidjoke4.gif
"What is that?" Mrs. Smith asks.
The retarded kid says, "That's my dad in the shower bending down to pick up the soap."
http://zykrofag.universium.net/storage/ifbf/thebestretardkidjoke1.gif
Mrs. Smith then asks Peter to draw next. "This is the front door to the house":
http://zykrofag.universium.net/storage/ifbf/thebestretardkidjoke2.gif
Now Kim comes to the board. "Let's have the sun shining down on the house":
http://zykrofag.universium.net/storage/ifbf/thebestretardkidjoke3.gif
Then it's the retarded kid's turn. He comes up to the board and draws this:
http://zykrofag.universium.net/storage/ifbf/thebestretardkidjoke4.gif
"What is that?" Mrs. Smith asks.
The retarded kid says, "That's my dad in the shower bending down to pick up the soap."