Three Wishes.

[Hoofman]

You have three wishes, what are they and why?

#1 I wish beer was free.
#2 I wish grabbing a woman by the breasts was a socially acceptable greeting.
#3 I wish women found burping and farting sexual attractive.

[bipbopboop]

1. I wish I was a little bit taller.
2. I wish I was a baller.
3. I wish I had a girl, who looked good. I would call her.

[GoryGirl1337]

a little lyricy there boop...lol


Wacky but truthful wishes:
1) Animal Abuse was treated in the same manner as murder and that all farm animals in factory farms were forced to be treated with basic respect and the factory conditions to be extremely sanitary (basic animal welfare beliefs)
2)That my husband and I will have a baby (i have Endo so its difficult to conceive)
3)We would win the lottery when it is up to like 200 million (KY powerball is 160 mill ;) )

[Greeneyedgirl]

My wishes would be
Only need 2

1- Gorygirl to be able to concevie - I know what thats like lost 5 before my 1st came along.

2- To be able to stop time, where everything stops but me. I could steal from the casinos to pay my bills and stop bad things from happening.

[Bomb_Artist]

1. I wish I was a little bit taller.
2. I wish I was a baller.
3. I wish I had a girl, who looked good. I would call her.

Tune :D

I wish:

1. That I could have infinite knowledge.

2. That I could have infinite power.

3. That I could grow a proper beard.

[GoryGirl1337]

My wishes would be
Only need 2

1- Gorygirl to be able to concevie - I know what thats like lost 5 before my 1st came along.

2- To be able to stop time, where everything stops but me. I could steal from the casinos to pay my bills and stop bad things from happening.


Thank you for that...that was one of the sweetest things ive heard from the internet crowd:D:D Im sorry that you had to go through the losing stage...my sister lost her baby...she was never able to conceive afterwards...:(

I have to agree with the stop time thing...have you ever seen that movie Jumper? i would LOVE to have that power...it would be fucking awesome to go into a banks vault and take money and go on trips around the world wherever you would want to go...

[Greeneyedgirl]

That would be awesome to jump from place to place. I would jump to a sunny beach its only 1 degree outside right now. I have to pack my shit up in this and the speakers suck cuz they are so heavy

[zykron]

[1] I wish that all the bullshit bailout money from 2008 be returned to the hard-trying, hard-working taxpayers and students in this country who have dealt as patiently as they shouldn't have to with the outrageous politico-economic policies going around this past decade.

[2] I wish for Detroit's entire car industry to crash into the ground and for GM to go out of business as they should.

[3] I wish for death on stupid people, both living, as well as those who haven't even been born yet. http://zykrofag.universium.net/storage/ifbf/mad.gif

[jedem kiseli kupus]

i wish that i have 10 more wishes

[Mike]

i wish that i have 10 more wishes

Good thinking.... :D

[Badger]

My wishes would be
Only need 2

1- Gorygirl to be able to concevie - I know what thats like lost 5 before my 1st came along.

2- To be able to stop time, where everything stops but me. I could steal from the casinos to pay my bills and stop bad things from happening.

1- Gorygirl able to conceive. My partner had quite a few miscarriages and other problems before we finally had twins. No-one should be denied the chance of parenthood, it's simply the best thing in the world.

2- The ultimate workshop, containing every tool known to man.

3-and what jedem kiseli kupus said :D

[GoryGirl1337]

Thanks Badgerfagfag...hopefully all these warm wishes will pay off...!

[Badger]

Thanks Badgerfagfag...hopefully all these warm wishes will pay off...!


Your welcome and I truly hope so :D:D

[GuyLaaDuche]

1. RELIGION DIDNT EXIST (stop stupid wars)

2. I WON THE LOTTO...its up to 160mil in Colorado

3. I didnt have to poop anymore...cause that would save alot of time for more sex!

[batgirl]

1. rich
2. famous
3. above the law...

[GoryGirl1337]

1. RELIGION DIDNT EXIST (stop stupid wars)

2. I WON THE LOTTO...its up to 160mil in Colorado

3. I didnt have to poop anymore...cause that would save alot of time for more sex!


I absolutely agree with the poop thing....A, when you get married and your other half comes in the bathroom while your on the toilet and your having one of those nasty poops and it stinks really bad and sounds horrible...yeah its not very attractive...

[acefrehley]

1. My wifes PCOS to never ever come back.
2. To abolish all of humanities stupidity (without killing them)
3. To be called "dad" someday.

quaint... but true.

[Greeneyedgirl]

What is PCOS?

[acefrehley]

What is PCOS?

Poly cystic ovarian syndrome. The first one was the size of a racquetball attached to her left ovary. She was borderline hemorrhaging. The second was on the same ovary but was a little bit smaller. They wanted to give her a hysterectomy. It's really fucked up... She's only 23. That's life I suppose...

[Greeneyedgirl]

I had a hyster at 30 they are not fun. Can she freeze eggs? Could/would anyone carry a child for you guys?

[acefrehley]

We've been told that her eggs are good, but that when the time comes to conceive, to not count on it happening naturally. They are going to be taking all her plumbing out the next time another cyst shows up, then freeze her eggs (2 years so far so good). I just don't like seeing her like this, she has said on many an occasion "its all my fault" (regarding to herself). That fucks you up when you hear that and can't do anything about it...

A surrogate? I don't even trust people to hold my drink while I tie my boots, lol.
At least the adoption option would be easy, being young and married. But...
I dunno. It's a very weird time...

[GuyLaaDuche]

We've been told that her eggs are good, but that when the time comes to conceive, to not count on it happening naturally. They are going to be taking all her plumbing out the next time another cyst shows up (2 years so far so good). I just don't like seeing her like this, she has said on many an occasion "its all my fault" (regarding to herself). That fucks you up when you hear that and can't do anything about it...

At least the adoption option would be easy, being young and married. But...
I dunno. It's a very weird time...

wow that sucks man...my sister has had two very large cyst's removed in the last two years...SCARY EVERY TIME!

[acefrehley]

wow that sucks man...my sister has had two very large cyst's removed in the last two years...SCARY EVERY TIME!

Sorry about your sis man. Fucking sucks. All we can do is "pillow talk" about our unborn (while at first was very encouraging, now just leaves me with a vacant feeling, but I still do it for the mrs. sanity). The doctor says that may actually help, but that fuck seems more concerned with when his "tee off" time is.
No that's not right, ya gotta kinda expect that from them though, we've only had to deal with this a few times, they deal with it every day, multiple times a day. Some disassociation is to be expected in that profession, and I have never been one to say "yeah but this time it's me!". C'est la vie...

[GuyLaaDuche]

yes that is true just like any job that involves dealing with the "public", I wish you and your misses the best. Im an athiest so im not gonna tell you some bs about pray and ask for gods help...in my heart thats a bunch of crap...I will say this though, and you can quote me...ah fuck it i'll quote myself;

"after waking up, look around you and be happy with what you have, strive to make today better than yesterday. Make sure those around you know you care about them and TELL THEM. Before you go to sleep, take another look around you, smile and try to be content with your life...untill you can do that EVERY DAY, no matter what happens in your life, you will never truley be HAPPY!"


My grandfather told me that a couple of years ago when i was going through some hard times, mentally, emotionally, and in my love life...I took it to heart and I think it helped me...I'm not going to say I do it everyday, but it does pop into my head when it needs too and I hope it will do the same for you someday and help...

[krum]

a little lyricy there boop...lol


Wacky but truthful wishes:
1) Animal Abuse was treated in the same manner as murder and that all farm animals in factory farms were forced to be treated with basic respect and the factory conditions to be extremely sanitary (basic animal welfare beliefs)
2)That my husband and I will have a baby (i have Endo so its difficult to conceive)
3)We would win the lottery when it is up to like 200 million (KY powerball is 160 mill ;) )

nice, like the 1st one.

[acefrehley]

yes that is true just like any job that involves dealing with the "public", I wish you and your misses the best. Im an athiest so im not gonna tell you some bs about pray and ask for gods help...in my heart thats a bunch of crap...I will say this though, and you can quote me...ah fuck it i'll quote myself;

"after waking up, look around you and be happy with what you have, strive to make today better than yesterday. Make sure those around you know you care about them and TELL THEM. Before you go to sleep, take another look around you, smile and try to be content with your life...untill you can do that EVERY DAY, no matter what happens in your life, you will never truley be HAPPY!"


My grandfather told me that a couple of years ago when i was going through some hard times, mentally, emotionally, and in my love life...I took it to heart and I think it helped me...I'm not going to say I do it everyday, but it does pop into my head when it needs too and I hope it will do the same for you someday and help...

Thanks bro, I am a man of science and logic myself. All here have helped more than we could have possibly imagined. Thank you for sharing those words with us.

Now, as to not kill this thread (thank you btw hoofman), Let us continue...

[GoryGirl1337]

nice, like the 1st one.


Glad to see someone agrees:D

[SSCARZZ]

1)I wish I was a crime fighter with any and all powers needed.
2) I wish I was a better cook.
3) Help GOD stop all suffering in the world

[GuyLaaDuche]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/kenyp78/l_ef1853078c75d1d1871840feb63d7823.jpg

1. i wish i could fuck her
2. i wish i could fuck her
3. i wish after i got done fucking her she would make me a sammich

[Badger]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/kenyp78/l_ef1853078c75d1d1871840feb63d7823.jpg

1. i wish i could fuck her
2. i wish i could fuck her
3. i wish after i got done fucking her she would make me a sammich

OMG...:eek::eek::eek:....I could lick every inch of her....:rolleyes:

[Seeker]

1 ~no fear
2~ no pain
3~ no death