Pirate Suspect Cries At Hearing In NYC

[The_Mortician]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/04/21/national/main4959939.shtml?source=RSSattr=HOME_4959939

[Badger]

Yarr....he'll swing on a jib, for sure!

[An-Old-Geezer]

And he'll discover the interesting American Prison game of "Hide the pink cutlass".