View Full Version : If you had to live on the street
supermuneco
07-07-2009, 10:14 PM
How would you survive?
Would you rob people?
Would you ask for change?
Where would you sleep?
Where would you shower?
This is all assuming of course you rather live that way..
In my case..
I think i would spend some time asking for change....others asking people to do random jobs like...
Can i clean your windows?
Can i mow your lawn (no mexican pun intended)
and i think i would look for a quiet neighborhood to sleep.
How about you?
Blakpoetry
07-07-2009, 10:16 PM
I would live in the park and let all the
bums there ask for change on my behalf
and i would rob hookers on the side to pay for my pepsi habit...
MARTIAN
07-07-2009, 10:21 PM
Id hide out in malls and places where people throw coins into water fountains......and be a male hooker......lol!!!
supermuneco
07-07-2009, 10:25 PM
i would live in the park and let all the
bums there ask for change on my behalf
and i would rob hookers on the side to pay for my pepsi habit...
thats a horrible habit
i heard its worse than crack
Blakpoetry
07-07-2009, 10:26 PM
Well i sold all my kids...but you didnt hear that from me ;)
supermuneco
07-07-2009, 10:32 PM
Well i sold all my kids...but you didnt hear that from me ;)
YOU'RE RIGHT ACTUALLY.
i've heard of those tanzanian pepsi clinics for babies born addicted.
thast so saaaad..
Blakpoetry
07-07-2009, 10:34 PM
dude i can quit whenever i want...
supermuneco
07-07-2009, 10:37 PM
dude i can quit whenever i want...
*slaps forehead*
PLEASE SWEETY YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY SUPPORT YOU!!
THAST JUST THE PEPSI TALKING!!
Blakpoetry
07-07-2009, 10:38 PM
*slaps forehead*
PLEASE SWEETY YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY SUPPORT YOU!!
THAST JUST THE PEPSI TALKING!!
your just jealous cause all you can afford is COKE!!
supermuneco
07-07-2009, 10:41 PM
your just jealous cause all you can afford is COKE!!
its time for an intervention...i'm coming over putting you over my shoulder and takign you to my closet..
maybe after a 15 hour fuck-athon in the darkness of my closet you'll find god.
Blakpoetry
07-07-2009, 10:42 PM
Or i will die from the smell of all the dirty underwear and masks you throw in your closet :rolleyes:
supermuneco
07-07-2009, 10:47 PM
Or i will die from the smell of all the dirty underwear and masks you throw in your closet :rolleyes:
you wont smell shit...you'll be properly bound, gagged and sedated.
supermuneco
07-07-2009, 10:48 PM
Or i will die from the smell of all the dirty underwear and masks you throw in your closet :rolleyes:
trust me there are few things hotter than an "almost 50" dude in clown gear humping you!!
its more addictive than pepsi AND mario kart.
Blakpoetry
07-07-2009, 10:52 PM
who can quit mario kart?
i ask you!!
no one thats who
supermuneco
07-07-2009, 10:53 PM
who can quit mario kart?
i ask you!!
no one thats who
you know what the fuck i'm talking about!
Badger
07-08-2009, 03:45 AM
I wouldn't stay on the streets, I'd get out, go into the country. I could live quite comfortably there!
MrsTwisted
07-08-2009, 05:03 AM
Im too privilaged to live on the street.
(In real life i'd like to help the homeless one day)
MARTIAN
07-08-2009, 05:08 AM
yeah no doubt.............An Oklahoman Redneck like me could just go out to the country and there.....he would have all he needs........
except puss..........LMAO!!!!!!!!!.....( i said im a redneck....not a hillbilly)
Jorge
07-08-2009, 06:00 AM
Me I Would Be Come Hobo Man Fighting For Justice And Honor But The Fact That Im a hobo means i dont have any so ill just sleep ask for change
Klown
07-08-2009, 06:11 AM
I've seen the homeless helping tourists taking photos standing next to monuments thats one good way of making money, that and renting your asshole.
MARTIAN
07-08-2009, 06:18 AM
I've seen the homeless helping tourists taking photos standing next to monuments thats one good way of making money, that and renting your asshole.
waddabout..renting yur WHOLE ASS?????
rube812
07-08-2009, 11:32 AM
I've always wanted to shit in the doorway of a Western Union office
kevin09
07-08-2009, 02:20 PM
I've always wanted to shit in the doorway of a Western Union office
I always thought it would be cool to be able to vomit on command in the doorway of banks or in front of girls as I'm walking by
Blakpoetry
07-08-2009, 02:37 PM
I always thought it would be cool to be able to vomit on command in the doorway of banks or in front of girls as I'm walking by
That's hot!!
:D
passage
07-09-2009, 01:46 AM
I always thought it would be cool to be able to vomit on command in the doorway of banks or in front of girls as I'm walking by
Holy crap, I've always wanted to vomit on command in front of girls too
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.1.5 Copyright © 2013 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.