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Badger
02-11-2010, 11:29 AM
I got loads of these and all a little odd! All on good thick white bread, maybe with some toasted sesame seeds on top! :D

1. Peanut butter and mature cheddar cheese.

2. Peanut butter and chocolate spread; (spread one on each round and then slep them together!).

3. Mature cheddar and strawberry jam (good late night snack)

4. BLT in a pitta bread with plenty of roast s in oil and mayo.

....the list goes on! I'll probably add more later! :D



If I'm in the mood for hot food, I'll just slap them in the BREVILLE!!!

http://www.sandwichtoasters.net/images/51Pyrw1nunL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

MARTIAN
02-11-2010, 11:33 AM
I used to know this kid WAYYYYYYY back in school. Like 3 or 4th grade or something. He always used to have things like onions and peanutbutter.......or something weird like that. maybe like Jelly and pimento cheese or something. Everyday i would ask him what he had that day and then proceed to stomp on my empty milk carton thereby popping it...

Blakpoetry
02-11-2010, 11:36 AM
cheese and lettuce :D

peanut butter and banana

and

tuna with pickles

gremlin
02-11-2010, 11:37 AM
Fuck me Badge thats a tough one.........Erm I'll get back to ya

Badger
02-11-2010, 11:38 AM
I used to know this kid WAYYYYYYY back in school. Like 3 or 4th grade or something. He always used to have things like onions and peanutbutter.......or something weird like that. maybe like Jelly and pimento cheese or something. Everyday i would ask him what he had that day and then proceed to stomp on my empty milk carton thereby popping it...


Peanut butter and onion heyyy..? ...umm...http://i25.tinypic.com/250pnvo.jpg

I might add that too my list!! :D

Badger
02-11-2010, 11:39 AM
Fuck me Badge thats a tough one.........Erm I'll get back to ya

I'll bet you go for egg & bacon...with Daddies sauce!!! :D

http://echostains.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/daddies-sauce-ill-read-anything1.jpg

MARTIAN
02-11-2010, 11:43 AM
I would like some kind of Italian concoction. Some kind of panini maybe. Something with oni and maybe some prosciutto as well with a dribble of extra virgin olive oil......:D

MARTIAN
02-11-2010, 11:45 AM
I would like some kind of Italian concoction. Some kind of panini maybe. Something with oni and maybe some prosciutto as well with a dribble of extra virgin olive oil......:D

BTW thanks ALOT Badge....this is just the kind of thread I need after being up all night smoking the POT!!!!....:o

Smite they necks
02-11-2010, 11:46 AM
Hot ham, salami, provolone cheese alittle mayo, lite oil and lettuce off the head....mmmmmmmmm

if i am home and eating a sandwich i like to take butter ball turkey, rip it up put it on toasted italian bread with white american cheese and melt it all in my stainless steel panasonic talking microwave with blue accent lighting .....So good, damn umz iz ungry!

Smite they necks
02-11-2010, 11:49 AM
BTW thanks ALOT Badge....this is just the kind of thread I need after being up all night smoking the POT!!!!....:o


Lol did you see the glass gravity bong link i sent you in the bongs, blunts,papers, bowls thread ?

Blakpoetry
02-11-2010, 11:50 AM
someone make me a sammich http://i30.tinypic.com/rgw76f.gif

gremlin
02-11-2010, 11:50 AM
I'll bet you go for egg & bacon...with Daddies sauce!!! :D

http://echostains.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/daddies-sauce-ill-read-anything1.jpg

Have you been looking through my kitchen window? Still havent decided yet :icon_question:

zykron
02-11-2010, 11:53 AM
I want my sammich to be fully loaded.... I can handle salami, oni, ham, lightly-toasted bread (and I mean barely toasted), several layers of fine cheeses, the whole thing microwaved to the burning point. And then, a tiny bit of spicy mustard inside the bread, and some mayo. Hell, if I'm missing something, throw it in!

MARTIAN
02-11-2010, 11:56 AM
Lol did you see the glass gravity bong link i sent you in the bongs, blunts,papers, bowls thread ?

I did see that.....and that column of smoke looked totally opaque.....that dude must have iron lungs!!!......

Incidentally....a couple of friends back in high school had a gravity bong that made bong of the year in hightimes. I wonder if its archived on the site or something.......ill check that out.....

Nero
02-11-2010, 12:14 PM
bacon, sausage, brown sauce

Smuglyanka
02-11-2010, 12:40 PM
My god how can u mix all that things .... ham -cheese is more than enough here

kevin09
02-11-2010, 02:20 PM
Thin-sliced turkey with American Velveeta cheese and mayonnaise on white bread with no crust

Badger
02-11-2010, 04:18 PM
bacon, sausage, brown sauce

Nice choice, simple but effective! I salute you! http://i26.tinypic.com/dentqx.jpg

SCOUSE_NAZI
02-11-2010, 04:21 PM
bacon cheese n tomato ketchup barm :D

Badger
02-11-2010, 04:27 PM
bacon cheese n tomato ketchup barm :D

For christ sake Scouse don't get me onto BARMS!!! They've got different fucking names all over the place; barms, baps, batches, cobs! I asked for a barm at one of those sandwich bars in Witney once, (Oxfordshire) they looked at me like I was talking fucking raghead! :bustingup:

Kai
02-11-2010, 04:31 PM
dont know about sammich....but i love cheese n tomatoe or corned beef n onion toasties

dizinerd
02-11-2010, 04:45 PM
http://www.unitednothing.net/site_images/Pictures/shitsandwich.gif
http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/paulson-shit-sandwich1.jpg
http://aftergrogblog.blogs.com/agb/images/Shit_Sandwich.jpg
http://msp259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/marshalclarkfuxu/TurdSandwich.jpg
:icon_mad:

GuyLaaDuche
02-11-2010, 06:58 PM
any fing with oni in it!

KillFrenzie
02-11-2010, 07:04 PM
Does the cheeseburger count as a sandwich? Yes, it mother phucking does. My hamburgers are the best god damn it and you'll believe me when you have one.

Kronically Disturbed
02-11-2010, 08:15 PM
chicken with avacado,tomatoe and bacon with mayo in a wrap or toasted garlic bread ... i know i know boring lol

pussy fart
02-11-2010, 11:12 PM
i like being sandwiched between two strippers.....:)

crackhead
02-11-2010, 11:28 PM
Cheese and Mayonaise Sandwich on Rye. Mayo has to be Hellmans, none of that miracle whip crap.

Greeneyedgirl
02-12-2010, 01:04 AM
I want a good salami sammich right now :D

Badger
02-12-2010, 08:33 AM
i like being sandwiched between two strippers.....:)

Me too....with mayo! :D

1964kns
02-12-2010, 10:41 AM
Steak...with horseradish

gremlin
02-12-2010, 11:06 AM
O K Badge I've thought about it and it has to be a full english on a bloomer with salt and the one the only daddies brown sauce. With a bucket of tea to wash it down. What do you think of that then? :D

Der Führer
02-13-2010, 05:25 AM
Hahahaha.......bratwurst und saurkraut. Ja, I like this!

wino
02-13-2010, 05:28 AM
Vegimite and cheese at home, when not at home a turkey n coke with a beer, still cant stop the bread from gettin soggy thou

DrFuckingPepper
02-13-2010, 08:21 AM
Cold tuna and mayonnaise....with a shit-load of onion.....

Fuck yeah....

MARTIAN
02-13-2010, 09:47 AM
...Right now..

... toasted bread with thin sliced roast beef, with lots of grilled or sauteed onions and a thin spread of BBQ sauce on both breads.......and heated.

SCOUSE_NAZI
02-13-2010, 09:57 AM
For christ sake Scouse don't get me onto BARMS!!! They've got different fucking names all over the place; barms, baps, batches, cobs! I asked for a barm at one of those sandwich bars in Witney once, (Oxfordshire) they looked at me like I was talking fucking raghead! :bustingup:

ha fk the southerners m8, bet ur butty was about £12 aswell lol

gremlin
02-13-2010, 11:47 AM
Mature cheddar,raw blackpudding and spanish onion washed down with :beer:

ANARCHY
02-13-2010, 02:00 PM
egg-salad sammich one white bread

Badger
02-14-2010, 06:50 AM
I got loads of these and all a little odd! All on good thick white bread, maybe with some toasted sesame seeds on top! :D

1. Peanut butter and mature cheddar cheese.

2. Peanut butter and chocolate spread; (spread one on each round and then slep them together!).

3. Mature cheddar and strawberry jam (good late night snack)

4. BLT in a pitta bread with plenty of roast s in oil and mayo.

....the list goes on! I'll probably add more later! :D



If I'm in the mood for hot food, I'll just slap them in the BREVILLE!!!

http://www.sandwichtoasters.net/images/51Pyrw1nunL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

I made a 'No.4' last night, except I replaced the bacon with diced minted lamb! Don't think I'll ever go back to bacon in pitta now! :D

SCOUSE_NAZI
02-14-2010, 11:34 AM
must be a right fat twat u lad ha

Snedgers
02-14-2010, 11:57 AM
Hows about peanut butter, banana, and honey?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UIXOn06Pz70/SHPimaNlW_I/AAAAAAAADw8/df7hWX8q-_M/s800/Peanut+Butter,+Banana+and+Honey+Open+Faced+Sandwic h+500.jpg

Badger
02-14-2010, 11:57 AM
must be a right fat twat u lad ha

Fat? I've already got that one on the list! You should read all the other posts about me.

During my time at The YNC, I've been referred to as; skinny, a twig, fat, lardy, cripple, crackhead, alcoholic, nazi, jew, black guy, chinaman, woman, 12yr old, 14yr old, child, grandad, sheep shagger, necrophile, rapist, peadophile, DingalingKing, kike, spic, paki, raghead, yank, limey, wetback, Aussie, Jock, Paddy, scouser, goatfucker, sandDingalingKing, jungle bunny, faggot, racist, sexist, sizeist, cunt, twat, bastard, fucker, arsehole, cumguzzler.....etc

So I'm either a small army of people or, one or two of those descriptions may be inaccurate. :D

Badger
02-14-2010, 11:58 AM
Hows about peanut butter, banana, and honey?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UIXOn06Pz70/SHPimaNlW_I/AAAAAAAADw8/df7hWX8q-_M/s800/Peanut+Butter,+Banana+and+Honey+Open+Faced+Sandwic h+500.jpg

That doesn't sound half bad! I like trying new foods, I'll add it too the list! :icon_mad:

Snedgers
02-14-2010, 12:10 PM
...During my time at The YNC, I've been referred to as; skinny, a twig, fat, lardy, cripple, crackhead, alcoholic, nazi, jew, black guy, chinaman, woman, 12yr old, 14yr old, child, grandad, sheep shagger, necrophile, rapist, peadophile, DingalingKing, kike, spic, paki, raghead, yank, limey, wetback, Aussie, Jock, Paddy, scouser, goatfucker, sandDingalingKing, jungle bunny, faggot, racist, sexist, sizeist, cunt, twat, bastard, fucker, arsehole, cumguzzler.....etc.

I certainly wouldn't feel insulted if I was called an "Aussie".

Oh, wait.....

SCOUSE_NAZI
02-14-2010, 12:34 PM
Badgerfagfag in a rush for work in the morning

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa196//18751_500323790720_612895720_109978.jpg

Starr Scream
02-14-2010, 02:44 PM
Wholemeal bread, crumbed ham, mature cheddar, lettuce, spinach, tomato, spring onion, English mustard, salt and .

bself007
02-14-2010, 03:04 PM
One that someone else pays for!!!!!:beer:

Kronically Disturbed
02-14-2010, 03:51 PM
Fat? I've already got that one on the list! You should read all the other posts about me.

During my time at The YNC, I've been referred to as; skinny, a twig, fat, lardy, cripple, crackhead, alcoholic, nazi, jew, black guy, chinaman, woman, 12yr old, 14yr old, child, grandad, sheep shagger, necrophile, rapist, peadophile, DingalingKing, kike, spic, paki, raghead, yank, limey, wetback, Aussie, Jock, Paddy, scouser, goatfucker, sandDingalingKing, jungle bunny, faggot, racist, sexist, sizeist, cunt, twat, bastard, fucker, arsehole, cumguzzler.....etc

So I'm either a small army of people or, one or two of those descriptions may be inaccurate. :D

i see virgin is missing from ur list :p and dirty ho oooh ooh and skank..slapper..

Badger
02-14-2010, 03:52 PM
Badger in a rush for work in the morning

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa196//18751_500323790720_612895720_109978.jpg

Rush for work? I'm retired you daft cunt! :bustingup: I already know what you like for breakfast! :bustingup::bustingup:

http://www.little-link.com/pics/804eff25e344443cb08119bee4d6f196.jpg

Nice haircut! :bustingup::bustingup:

Badger
02-14-2010, 03:53 PM
i see virgin is missing from ur list :p and dirty ho oooh ooh and skank..slapper..

I could of gone on forever hence the "etc". People don't like it when you ban them! :D

SCOUSE_NAZI
02-14-2010, 04:05 PM
badge im getting increasingly worried about the amount of gay porn pics u have at ur disposal for someone who claims to be straight!

Badger
02-14-2010, 04:31 PM
badge im getting increasingly worried about the amount of gay porn pics u have at ur disposal for someone who claims to be straight!

Not half as worried as I am when you seem to be in all of them! :eek:

Badger
03-03-2010, 05:01 AM
O K Badge I've thought about it and it has to be a full english on a bloomer with salt and the one the only daddies brown sauce. With a bucket of tea to wash it down. What do you think of that then? :D

Awesome, I'm hungry now! http://i35.tinypic.com/29uoc41.jpg

Here's my No.5

5. Mature cheddar (grated) and corned beef (equal parts), ketchup, blitz in a blender! Spread on your bread of choice, season with black then shove under the grill for five minutes. Lovely! :D

DrFuckingPepper
03-03-2010, 05:04 AM
Hot Chilli Salami. German Salami. Hungarian Salami. Roast beef. Triple smoked Ham. Onion. Swiss Cheese. Poppy Seed Bun.

JAK
03-03-2010, 05:34 AM
black pudding and brown sauce.

1964kns
03-03-2010, 05:40 AM
I would like to be the filling between GEG+KD...
JUST A THOUGHT

DrFuckingPepper
03-03-2010, 05:56 AM
black pudding and brown sauce.


Black pudding....enough said.

liacon
03-03-2010, 06:03 AM
My wife says my breath smells like I just ate a shit sammich:o

Badger
10-31-2011, 04:03 AM
:bump::bump::bump::bump:

I've got a new contender thanks to Mr.5050! :teeth:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f93/Algy116/Baconsarnie2.jpg

handbannana
10-31-2011, 05:32 AM
I'm surprised "you" didn't bump this.

Mr.5050
10-31-2011, 06:02 AM
It does look damn good tho, doesn't it :drool:

Legion
10-31-2011, 07:18 AM
My ideal sandwich would involve bread, I think. :chin:

Mr.5050
10-31-2011, 07:24 AM
A nice, fairly crusty roll, with sausage, bacon, mushrooms, eggs and cheese with some daddies sauce on :D

Kurt Cobain
10-31-2011, 07:34 AM
A nice, fairly crusty roll, with sausage, bacon, mushrooms, eggs and cheese with some daddies sauce on :D

you put man juice on you sammich :shock:

Mr.5050
10-31-2011, 11:58 AM
you put man juice on you sammich :shock:

http://i785.photobucket.com/albums/yy133/Mr5050photo/archive1515.jpg

DrFuckingPepper
10-31-2011, 11:59 AM
Onion and Cheese.

SCOUSE_NAZI
10-31-2011, 01:12 PM
Hmmm there's a few winners for me....

Bacon and melted cheese barm smothered in tomato ketchup, must be Heinz of course :D

Steak and cheese baguette, without sauce you dont need it cos its already fit

Garlic Sausage barm with tomato ketchup..... try asking for that in a butty shop, they look at you as if you've just escaped from somewhere :lol:

SCOUSE_NAZI
10-31-2011, 01:17 PM
I'm surprised "you" didn't bump this.

He'll be busy polishing his skull cap and arranging his pre teen gay porn dvds in alphabetical order

Abuser
10-31-2011, 02:38 PM
Beef (curtain) sammich, extra juicy, while wearing "ear warmers"

Badger
11-01-2011, 06:27 AM
Morec bacon needed! :chin:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4148/5141145781_fb0865fa1f.jpg

Mr.5050
11-01-2011, 06:41 AM
Morec bacon needed! :chin:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4148/5141145781_fb0865fa1f.jpg

:fapz::

Major Burns
11-01-2011, 09:28 AM
My favourite sammich is the one I ordered my bidge to make.

Mr.5050
11-01-2011, 09:51 AM
Extra mature Canadian cheddar, smoked ham, branston pickle, tomatoes, lettuce, onion in a farmhouse crunchy roll with a couple of pickled onions on the side :drool:

Badger
11-02-2011, 04:02 AM
Extra mature Canadian cheddar, smoked ham, branston pickle, tomatoes, lettuce, onion in a farmhouse crunchy roll with a couple of pickled onions on the side :drool:

Sounds good but I prefer the English mature cheddar and a pork pie as back-up! :teeth:

Mr.5050
11-02-2011, 08:16 AM
The pork pie is a welcome addition but Canadian cheddar makes my magina wetter than a nuns snorkel :D

KillFrenzie
11-02-2011, 08:33 AM
Pork pie? What's a pork pie? Where do I get one of these pork pies?

Mr.5050
11-02-2011, 09:49 AM
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n99/busonmoon/a472937d.jpg

From a shop.

Badger
11-03-2011, 04:41 AM
^^^Have you tried the 'Plough pie'. It's like a pork pie but they put cheese and pickle in them!

http://www.ginsters.co.uk/images/productimages/3dlarge/2-PLOUGH-PIES-LARGE.jpg

Badger
07-17-2012, 08:44 AM
Hold everything! Over the past couple of weeks I've been experimenting in the kitchen, baking my own bread. Now obviously the bread is the most important part of the sammich but I've started to realize with fresh homemade bread, 'less' filling is sometimes better! I find homemade bread is better with just butter and sometimes a bit of jam and it makes awesome toast! Try making your own, you won't be disappointed! :thumbs:

Here's the recipe I've been using most; http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Make-Bread-without-a-bread-machine/

...and this is how it turns out!

http://www.instructables.com/image/FAJE457F4A5NQBJ/How-To-Make-Bread-without-a-bread-machine.jpg

You just can't beat the smell of bread baking!

LoveThickBitches
07-17-2012, 06:30 PM
roast beef sandwhich with fresh lettuce, sharp cheddar slices, chopped green olives, thinly sliced purple onion, roasted hot s, thin slices of tomato, atleast 10 splashes of tobasco sauce, some extra spicy potato chips on the side and a ice cold beer to wash it all down..

tuna on rye is not so bad either...

BLAKMANnCHARGE
07-17-2012, 08:41 PM
Gotta go to a real jewish deli for this:

Fresh cooked pastrami straight from the water steamer cut nice & lean before your eyes. Generously placed on rye bread and a plate filled with pickles and steak fries. Put some spicy brown mustard on it, dis-locate your jaw trying to eat that thick sumbitch!!:drool: And a Dr. Brown's Root beer or black cherry soda!

I'm going to NYC again in 2 weeks. Guess where I'm going! Katz famous Deli (the restaurant from the movie "when Harry met Sally" the orgasm scene)

Katz Deli video sammich
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZskfQYenH94" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

When Harry met Sally scene:
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/F-bsf2x-aeE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Badger
07-18-2012, 03:58 AM
tuna on rye is not so bad either...

Tuna is favourite of mine but I like to mix it with mayo and a splash of balsamic, heavenly!

BLAKMANnCHARGE
07-18-2012, 10:40 PM
^^ not bad. I love tuna out of the can with hint of olive oil, sea salt, , onion & garlic power.

True North
07-21-2012, 07:40 AM
We have a Katz here in Jew town ... Huge portions and the best !!!

Tuna with horseradish works well and a touch of mustard.
Gotta say I am a fan of the DAGWOOD all the way...
Never the same but it is your favorite cold meats stacked up real high on a full sourdough loaf. lettuce - double onion- hot s- tomato if heirloom- s&p- and a home made sub sauce(italian dressing in a pinch) mustard and mayo optional.
Jew pickles are mandatory.
:drool:

Badger
08-03-2012, 08:24 AM
^^I love Horseradish, I put it on all kinds of stuff! :thumbs:

Lustrum
08-03-2012, 09:39 PM
this is my favourite sammich.. :D
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--JyYxTyIBu0/T-iTtgta5QI/AAAAAAAAPhI/kKFwmyEZbs8/s1600/How+To+Get+A+Tight.jpg
but it's hard for me to find, so i eat BLT's more often :D yuuum
http://www.chatt.hdsb.ca/~babicp/FOV1-0012DBB0/S0FEC5EA6-0FEC5FF5.0/BLT.jpg

zykron
08-03-2012, 09:51 PM
I'm open to lots of options, currently I have a craving for:

Oiled light-crunch garlic bread with triple ham, salami, tender bacon, lettuce, tomatoe, jalapeno, olives, onion, thin slices of whatever chicken Blakman forgot to eat... more ham and tender bacon... and then depending on my mood, either lots of spicy mustard, or, another salami layer with mayo and a dab of ghost hot sauce spread over it.

If it ain't a mess, it's not the best.

Dragons like lots of meat, greens, and spice in their sandwiches... 2500 calorie minimum. :cool:

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CHODA
08-03-2012, 09:57 PM
Dragons like lots of meat.



CHODA knew it all along!

Oh snap! :aface:

Kronically Disturbed
08-03-2012, 10:04 PM
I'm open to lots of options, currently I have a craving for:

Oiled light-crunch garlic bread with triple ham, salami, tender bacon, lettuce, tomatoe, jalapeno, olives, onion, thin slices of whatever chicken Blakman forgot to eat... more ham and tender bacon... and then depending on my mood, either lots of spicy mustard, or, another salami layer with mayo and a dab of ghost hot sauce spread over it.

If it ain't a mess, it's not the best.

Dragons like lots of meat, greens, and spice in their sandwiches... 2500 calorie minimum. :cool:

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hope you wear a bib to catch the mess ... :lol!:

Lustrum
08-03-2012, 10:08 PM
hope you wear a bib to catch the mess ... :lol!:

thas what she said? hehe. .i made a "thas what she said" joke :D

CHODA
08-03-2012, 10:48 PM
Bravo. :wait:

Lustrum
08-03-2012, 11:01 PM
Bravo. :wait:



thas what she said?? .. :chin: hehe:D

Lustrum
08-03-2012, 11:02 PM
i like sammiches with olive bread.. tastes GREAT!:aface:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2645/3881446557_74d4660de3.jpg

CHODA
08-03-2012, 11:08 PM
That's what she said.

Lustrum
08-03-2012, 11:22 PM
That's what she said.




:rofl://iz true.. she told me :D

CHODA
08-04-2012, 02:00 AM
:rofl://iz true.. she told me :D



Buddy, old pal... By now you must come to understand that they've
been hoodwinking you this whole time!

All the split tails are in cahoots and it's a sisterhood to bring the
brotherhood into their warm wetness...

From there, they will trick us into plowing them deeply and shall
moan and groan aboot how they want us to cum into them...

DON'T FALL FOR IT! This is simply a muse. A trick to make us
ejaculate!

We as men should not provide facials for just any Shelly or Jill,
as our baby gravy is sacred.

Oprah is a dyke
08-04-2012, 02:49 AM
Whatever sandwich is made by a subservient woman is my favorite kind of sandwich. No man should ever make their own sandwich again. I have my whore cunt of a girlfriend make all of my sandwiches because I'm the alpha.

boxsetboy
08-04-2012, 04:24 AM
Nutella,Bovril and picalli....yummy:boxsetboy:

True North
08-04-2012, 05:09 AM
Haven't tried it in years but I used to love a toasted peanut butter and bacon sandwich.
It really does go well together and i am not a fan of peanut butter.
:thumbs:

Mike
08-04-2012, 06:43 AM
badge, i'm going to try every one of those

CHODA
08-04-2012, 02:29 PM
badge, i'm going to try every one of those




n00b. :hmm:

Badger
08-14-2012, 05:43 AM
I intend to create a new sandwich today! Will post it up later! :teeth:

True North
08-14-2012, 06:03 AM
https://s3.amazonaws.com/Menu_Pic/bacd3242-e83d-41c6-9908-5e05d55468dc_souvlaki-on-a-bun.jpg

I didn't make it ... but i had a pork souvlaki on a bun
(greek style- diced onion-tomato-lemon oil-tzatziki sauce)
order of dill pickle slices on the side.
Just about the top of the tops as far as taste and texture.
:drool:

Badger
08-14-2012, 09:52 AM
Ok here we go....ingredients...

http://i.imgur.com/OoQMa.jpg

As you can see we have lettuce, tomatoes, grated cheddar and pork sausages. spreads; Marmite, ketchup and Sandwich spread.

Start off with four slices of buttered bread then spread two slices with marmite* (if you have never tried Marmite before do not put more than a teaspoon between the two slices). Then apply a good thick layer of Sandwich spread* on top. Then slap on the rest in any order you please. The sausage is best added hot straight from the grill and sliced vertically to avoid rolling off. I find it best to apply the hot meat direct to the cheese to get a bit of melting going on. If you like a lot of melt in your cheese, bung it in the microwave for thirty seconds. Spread your ketchup on the other two slices of bread and then slap them on top!

Sorry for the blurry image!
http://i.imgur.com/G6XFD.jpg

*For those of you unfamiliar with Marmite it's just a spread made from yeast extract, other brands include Bovril and Vegemite. The small tub in the pic was pinched from a hotel last time I was in one. I don't eat Marmite very often and so to buy a jar would be a waste, which is why I always grab a handful at breakfast when I'm in a hotel!

*I think Sandwich Spread might be another British favourite. It's a sort of tangy, sour pickle like affair!

Conclusion

Plenty of flavour, very tasty and very filling but I now think pork sausages is the wrong meat for this. I think it would be much better with either beef strips or ground beef.

True North
08-15-2012, 06:14 AM
Some of the ingredients scare me but a worthy effort none the less.
:thumbs:
I will attempt a home made creATion soon.
There may just be some peameal bacon...
:drool:

Legion
08-15-2012, 06:47 AM
Mila Kunis and Kat Dennings.

1964kns
09-03-2012, 05:28 AM
Greeneyegirl and blackPoetry
In any order

Breakfall
09-03-2012, 06:18 AM
^^ ahhahahaaa

A fried egg,bacon and banana sandwich is tops!! :thumbs:

Sy.
09-03-2012, 06:26 AM
Any at the moment, I'm starvin!

Napoleon
09-03-2012, 08:25 AM
Any at the moment, I'm starvin!ok what about this ,,,,:lol:http://images.wikia.com/worldofhello/images/0/00/Moldy_sandwich.jpg

wpww_internettrollorgy
09-13-2012, 08:18 AM
cheeseburgarz! :aface:

Badger
09-13-2012, 06:45 PM
Eggy bread stuffed with bacon! :drool:

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5297/5505183555_bd31ece500.jpg

rapewolf
09-13-2012, 07:53 PM
Today I had a vegetarian Calzone. I know it's a pizza BUTT I ate it like a SAMMICH...

Lustrum
09-13-2012, 09:53 PM
:aface: ~i will not eat sammich today. but maybe tomorrow i will.

wpww_internettrollorgy
09-19-2012, 12:25 PM
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/89/%27s_Syndrome.png
lmao

ILuvTrannies
09-19-2012, 01:18 PM
Peanut butter and bologna with alfalpha sprouts

DrFuckingPepper
09-20-2012, 03:40 AM
Chicken, mayonnaise and onion.

True North
09-22-2012, 10:34 PM
I love a cold turkey breast sliced 1/4" on warm FRESH bread with cracked black and coarse grind salt.
Ice cold drink.
(nothing else is needed)
Magic.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
09-22-2012, 10:40 PM
A McRib, with extra onions and pickles.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eF5yCILkQyw/S-EtclUwbjI/AAAAAAAAAc4/FLpxfWKviVc/s1600/mcrib_heaven.jpg

Mrs.Cantpick23
09-22-2012, 10:43 PM
I love a cold turkey breast sliced 1/4" on warm FRESH bread with cracked black and coarse grind salt.
Ice cold drink.
(nothing else is needed)
Magic.
This sounds delicious!!!!

woner
09-22-2012, 11:06 PM
Roast beef sandwich with theee works...Or maybe an 2694726948

True North
09-22-2012, 11:59 PM
Sometimes simple is best.
Now i is hungry.

True North
09-23-2012, 12:03 AM
Those look wicked Woner...
(i love sandwiches- hot and cold)
:drool:

Badger
09-26-2012, 02:43 AM
Quick tip for the sandwich connoisseur. These are the best pickled onions you can find, they go best with a good mature cheddar! :thumbs:

http://www.asaltandbattery.com/assets/images/products/copies/lg_pickled-onions.jpg

SecondChance
09-26-2012, 03:09 AM
None of you fuckers deserve a sandwich. You british eat some strange shit. BBQ Steak w/ Old Cheddar on Garlic Toast. All you will ever need.

Badger
09-26-2012, 03:16 AM
None of you fuckers deserve a sandwich. You british eat some strange shit. BBQ Steak w/ Old Cheddar on Garlic Toast. All you will ever need.

That's not a sandwich, that's a toastie! You sir make a mockery of the sainted sandwich! :mad!:

SecondChance
09-26-2012, 02:43 PM
Toastie? Called a steak sandwich over here. You guys take this sandwich stuff pretty serious huh?

Badger
09-26-2012, 03:20 PM
Toastie? Called a steak sandwich over here. You guys take this sandwich stuff pretty serious huh?

Food of the Gods! What would the world be without the humble sandwich! :shock:

BattleBitch
09-28-2012, 07:14 AM
Anything with tuna works for me!

True North
09-28-2012, 09:03 AM
ANYTHING ???
I am available when ever you get hungry ...
:nero:

http://mommysdirtylittlesecret.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/penis-fish-e1337014317485-282x300.jpg

No but seriously.
Simple Tuna salad sandwiches are one of my favorite.
http://www.cloverleaf.ca/images/recipes/460/TheUltimateTunaSandwich.jpg

bartender713
09-28-2012, 09:08 AM
:choda:LMAO!!!!!!!! that was priceless:hatsunigger:

bartender713
09-28-2012, 09:09 AM
can you say gigety..? :thumbs:

bartender713
09-28-2012, 09:29 AM
Hot corn beef with a deep fried egg sunny side.
shredded four cheese mix on top then romaine lettuce,
sateed mushrooms with a touch of paprika,salt, and parshley.
all this on rye bread and spicey honey mustard.
this is one of my favs I like to make
with a nice glass of cabernet franc

True North
09-28-2012, 09:48 AM
can you say gigety..? :thumbs:

NOoooo...:aface:

http://the-mainboard.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/quagmire.gif

BTW- Your sandwich idea sounds fucking incredible!!!
(i like cabernet - but my name is not franc)

True North
09-28-2012, 02:23 PM
spicy deep fried veal marinara sandwich with provolone cheese and grilled zucchini ...
Spicy olives and cured-dried sausage sliced on the bias...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RWWGsYqPumY/S5s91ZX6RcI/AAAAAAAADyE/9Cm697gjvWI/s320/veal.jpeg ...http://s3.amazonaws.com/foodspotting-ec2/reviews/1213914/thumb_600.jpg?1326495986

California sandwiches in Toronto are the best ...

If you haven't tried it - MAKE IT.
Easy enough.
:thumbs:

Badger
09-28-2012, 02:25 PM
I have to say it DOES look tasty! :drool:

True North
09-29-2012, 03:56 AM
I may have posted this before but this is a recipe for AMAZING.

EYE OF ROUND - Steak sandwich.
(this is actually for a dinner thread- but the left overs are KILLER)

Try this method of cooking an eye of round.
Spice the outside with your fav rub-
Onion and garlic powder -thyme and rosemary with cracked salt and works just fine for me.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/high-temperature-eye-of-round-roast/
(http://allrecipes.com/recipe/high-temperature-eye-of-round-roast/)
This came out rare and incredible.
Cold sandwiches could be made from the ends that tend to be cooked through -fucking BARK is to die for.

Toasted crostini bread with garlic butter -
-thin sliced beef sandiwch with mayo...
(alfalfa sprouts or even arugula would work well in the sandwich to add a level of taste and texture)
Pan drippings made Au Jus...
Kicks your face in - tasty good shit.

Nero
10-03-2012, 12:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Mb8fu.jpg

BattleBitch
10-19-2012, 06:03 AM
Hot ham, salami, provolone cheese alittle mayo, lite oil and lettuce off the head....mmmmmmmmm

if i am home and eating a sandwich i like to take butter ball turkey, rip it up put it on toasted italian bread with white american cheese and melt it all in my stainless steel panasonic talking microwave with blue accent lighting .....So good, damn umz iz ungry!

Imma gonna try that salami with provolone sounds good!

fuknut
10-22-2012, 11:46 AM
this :D
:fuknut:
http://www.heaven666.org/polish-sandwich-2xtruck-with-2xcar-please-b2-60871.php

Badger
11-12-2012, 04:28 AM
this :D
:fuknut:
http://www.heaven666.org/polish-sandwich-2xtruck-with-2xcar-please-b2-60871.php

Far too much ketchup for my liking mate! :lol!:

Breakfall
11-13-2012, 01:49 AM
I once came across a busted off Rocklobster Pot in the ocean... it was chockablock full of the critters! I ate Rocklobster that night, then again in the morning on toast, then again for lunch in a sammich with mayo and lettuce and a touch of tabasco! Ahhh tasty bloody sammich it was!!! :drool:

Badger
11-13-2012, 03:13 AM
I once came across a busted off Rocklobster Pot in the ocean... it was chockablock full of the critters! I ate Rocklobster that night, then again in the morning on toast, then again for lunch in a sammich with mayo and lettuce and a touch of tabasco! Ahhh tasty bloody sammich it was!!! :drool:

I love cockles and mussels, cleaned shelled then fried up in a bit of bacon fat. Stick them on fresh white bread with a bit of black ! :thumbs:

BattleBitch
11-15-2012, 06:37 AM
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090517212246/uncyclopedia/images/5/52/Perfect_sandwich.jpg

True North
11-16-2012, 11:19 PM
OK I gotta know...Is that a french fry and coleslaw sandwich?

BattleBitch
11-20-2012, 08:05 AM
I think maybe, It just looks tasty! :)