View Full Version : what if jesus is elvis presley...
supermuneco
04-06-2010, 05:51 PM
and i'm still sitting here smoking a joint and trying to read the newspaper but in reality i'm trying to figure out what the deal is about these people in iraq dying... who cares.. it happens everyday doesnt it??
i know it does.
hey matter of fact... let them all die.. it happens everywhere anyway..
i've been drinking wine since the mornign and i'm horribly bored...
i still have some weed brownies and a lot of wine..
i buy cheap wine because it gets me fucked up..
so, Jesus was a fat old has been who carked it doing a shit? lmfao OK...:D
liacon
04-06-2010, 06:45 PM
what if jesus is elvis presley...
What if you had more than 3 brain cells:confused:;):D
KingElvis
04-06-2010, 06:53 PM
What if you had more than 3 brain cells:confused:;):D
He'd have 4 like you.
liacon
04-06-2010, 06:55 PM
He'd have 4 like you.Which would be 2 more than you.:p
KingElvis
04-06-2010, 06:55 PM
Which would be 2 more than you.:p
No,more like 4.
supermuneco
04-06-2010, 06:57 PM
what if jesus is elvis presley...
What if you had more than 3 brain cells:confused:;):D
then i wouldnt post here
supermuneco
04-06-2010, 06:57 PM
so, Jesus was a fat old has been who carked it doing a shit? lmfao OK...:D
over and over
liacon
04-06-2010, 06:57 PM
No,more like 4.I stand corrected sir;)
KingElvis
04-06-2010, 06:58 PM
I stand corrected sir;)
I'm sure you do.
supermuneco
04-06-2010, 06:58 PM
If jesus was elvis he was a drug addict who committed suicide, and proved the bible to be fake. :p
it is..
i was refering in the original message to that video of american troops killing those kids and others..
its like..
yeah we're heard it a million times.... they all die..
iraqies die all the time.
I wonder if Jesus had smelly shit like us? he must have, and what if he got a hard on in that dress thing, it would show.
liacon
04-06-2010, 07:00 PM
then i wouldnt post hereLMAO Good point......I think that kind of brings it home for all of us here.:p
http://i44.tinypic.com/10fnd76.jpg
BLAKMANnCHARGE
04-06-2010, 08:29 PM
Holy shit, Jesus is dead? When did that happen?
liacon
04-06-2010, 08:33 PM
Holy shit, Jesus is dead? When did that happen?I don't know, how long has it been since you've had your lawn mowed.:)
BLAKMANnCHARGE
04-06-2010, 08:44 PM
Hmm...if Jesus was Elvis?
Judging by the lastest music trend with everything influenced by the rap and R&B genre, Mr Jesus Christ Elvis Presley would've changed his image & name to "J-CEP" or "El-Pres"!
Him & Kenye would be boys only fueling Kenye's ego that he's truly "Gods' Gift to man!!!
liacon
04-06-2010, 09:07 PM
Hmm...if Jesus was Elvis?
Judging by the lastest music trend with everything influenced by the rap and R&B genre, Mr Jesus Christ Elvis Presley would've changed his image & name to "J-CEP" or "El-Pres"!
Him & Kenye would be boys only fueling Kenye's ego that he's truly "Gods' Gift to man!!!Excuse me, excuse me......I'm a let you finish BlakmandNcharge, but first I wanted to point out that Kenye is a gay fish.:p
moralknave
04-10-2010, 01:46 PM
if elvis was jesus he would have only recorded gospel tunes and wouldnt have been nearly as popular.
Sure he won awards for his gospel music, but his meal ticket was songs about gay sex(Jailhouse Rock) and being paranoid (Suspicious Minds)
PANDA
04-10-2010, 01:47 PM
ill punch elvis in the face
KingElvis
04-10-2010, 02:22 PM
ill punch elvis in the face
:mad:
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