The lucky country

[drongo]

We have no earthquakes
tsunamis
tornadoes
huricanes
volcano
and more importantly..
no niggers..
well we have 3%..but ot that 95% are incarcerared..so that dont count
we have no nuclear power
we have free medicare
we have a welfare system
we have more olympic gold medalists per capita
we are just fucking awesome :banana:

[drongo]

then we got EVERY mineral...bar chrominum...see china ...prospering fucking gooks they are...well thats cause of ME :D:shrug:

[THE MAD HATTER]

Yes sounds good ,but you are all fuckin convicts

[checkered Shirt]

Don't forget your droughts and nearly every insect is poisonous which can kill you:)

[drongo]

Yes sounds good ,but you are all fuckin convicts
yea not fuckin bad eh

[THE MAD HATTER]

True i am on my way

[drongo]

True i am on my way
hold ya horses pommie...we have strict regulations...firstly...who won the brownlow in 1949?

[Hannibal Lecter]

What about Aborigine's,are they not black,and you get twister's,sandstorm's and the deadliest snake's in the world

[iamsplitassyouarent]

Your country's mascot died from a stingray pierce to the heart. What are the odds of that? Very lucky country, indeed :aface:

[drongo]

yea funny that...we got the most deadly snake ..kill ya almost instantly ..yet there is no recorded death from em' prolly killed a few abo's but they a shy snake that in the desert that we mostly dont venture to

[drongo]

[QUOTE=iamsplitassyouarent;6025753]Your country's mascot died from a stingray pierce to the heart. What are the odds of that? Very lucky country, indeed :aface:[/QUOThardy a mascot mate...just something your county ate up.....if u think a character like that is a real aussie...think again

[drongo]

I will say this...the westminster system form of government is the best system on the planet...sure its fallible but its the best way...the only prob with it is that we dont have protestors marching down the street promoting it

[wino]

Don't forget your droughts and nearly every insect is poisonous which can kill you:) droughts dont bother us to much fella we got plenty of beer, and as for the insects, well I 'spose some would call them garnish

[gremlin]

Gday wino !

[drongo]

U cant beat our system..and u definately cant beat an aussie one on one.... just the way we are as convicts
but no fucking abdul here!....i pity the poms :sigh1:

[wino]

Gday wino !

Gremlin how the fuck are ya mate ?

[deadskinmask]

hold ya horses pommie...we have strict regulations...firstly...who won the brownlow in 1949?

although colin austen and ron clegg share that coveted title, for me the real winner was fred flanagan of geelong. he played the whole season with a busted ankle like a bonzer digger instead of being a bludger. and as far as IM concerned, he's dinky-di so BELT UP. av-a-go-yer-mug. :thumbs:

[wino]

although colin austen and ron clegg share that coveted title, for me the real winner was fred flanagan of geelong. he played the whole season with a busted ankle like a bonzer digger instead of being a bludger. and as far as IM concerned, he's dinky-di so BELT UP. av-a-go-yer-mug. :thumbs:

nicely done sir,

If you took a meatpie and covered it in pea soup and put a circle of tomato sauce on it, whot would it's name be ?

and yes they sell them here and no I have never had one

[deadskinmask]

nicely done sir,

If you took a meatpie and covered it in pea soup and put a circle of tomato sauce on it, whot would it's name be ?

and yes they sell them here and no I have never had one

that would be a 'pie floater'.

[gremlin]

Pie floater ?

[gremlin]

damn it to slow again

All good wino me old mucka you good ?

[Legion]

yea funny that...we got the most deadly snake ..kill ya almost instantly ..yet there is no recorded death from em' prolly killed a few abo's but they a shy snake that in the desert that we mostly dont venture to

It probably extorts the witnesses.

[deadskinmask]

football, meat pies, kangaroos and Holden cars they come together beneath the southern stars. :) so? am i allowed to come to australia?

[Legion]

I think they have enough smelly tribesmen already.

[deadskinmask]

:( why do you try to make me so sad?

[wino]

football, meat pies, kangaroos and Holden cars they come together beneath the southern stars. :) so? am i allowed to come to australia?

I think if he's not already hiding here, he just might get a pass

[wino]

damn it to slow again

All good wino me old mucka you good ?

good mate few beers and a bottle of black sambuca and tommora's hangover should be just fine. lol

[deadskinmask]

I think if he's not already hiding here, he just might get a pass

thank god for google. im off to australia. bye, guys. :wave:

[Legion]

:( why do you try to make me so sad?

Because it works.

[wino]

thank god for google. im off to australia. bye, guys. :wave:

I wouldn't get on that boat jsut yet

[drongo]

just thru that amongst for a bit of a bite...DSM...maaaate...we need to party...anyway...we the BEST ..and we donf fuck roos or sheep...well sometimes sheep when we lonely..but we prefer shaved american women..or irish...they damn sluts :aface:

[wino]

you got a streak of NZ in ya Drongo ?

[drongo]

na mate...sheep only grown and sheared here...but i cant talk 4 the kiwis

[deadskinmask]

just thru that amongst for a bit of a bite...DSM..MAAAATE...WE NEED TO PARTY...anyway...we the BEST ..and we donf fuck roos or sheep...well sometimes sheep when we lonely..but we prefer shaved american women..or irish...they damn sluts :aface:

see that Legion? drongo thinks im cool. :cool: so you and skunkdood have a great time being mean. im an aussie, now. ;)

[Legion]

The prison ship lies waiting in the bay.

[drongo]

pretty lame...but if thats all u got...us aussies fucking rule :aface:

[deadskinmask]

you'll miss me when im kickin it down under with my REAL cobberdiggermaaates. :(

[Legion]

Or we'll laugh at you while the Aborigines eat you.

[drongo]

DSM.. i'd be honored to show u round cobberdiggermaaaaate

[deadskinmask]

they aint cannibals. :hrmph:

[drongo]

dont listen to that ignoramus....no abos here...i shot em all!

[deadskinmask]

thanks, drongo. Legion, youre not my best friend anymore. :(

[Legion]

How shall I ever recover from this terrible loss? :wait:

[Legion]

Okay done. :aface:

[drongo]

leigon..u seem to have a prob with everyone...relax maaaate

[deadskinmask]

well, theres no one to blame but you. you brought this on yourself. so dont try to be nice NOW thinking i'll change my mind. cause i wont. :(

[Legion]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/129/625/129055429767521490.jpg?1307103044

[Kurt Cobain]

Drongo where u from?

[wino]

Drongo where u from?

L fucking "o"L

[you]

the westminster system form of government is the best system on the planet..:applause:



however.. it's not


and im happy for you that you live in such a wonderful country. your people are lucky to have been given such a land. i could write all day on what i think aboot australia but i have to take a shit and i have alot more respect for the shit in my asshole than i do most of the people in your country. :wave:

[wino]

yeah but you would still love to live here

[THE MAD HATTER]

True, can i come

[you]

yeah but you would still love to live herei dunno .. i have the opportunity but tbh i dont want to . ive been in the area lots of times and i could have nipped over for a holiday but i never did. ... it just seems too pedantic. or something... too civilized .... dont get me wrong mate , im sure it's great but for me, no . i prefer something a bit more wild and adventurous . im sure many people have great lives and that's good for them. i hope you do too :beer:

[wino]

sure rather have more poms than the african niggers and the croat and leb fuckheads.






hang on . . . . . . . .are you a socca fan ?

[THE MAD HATTER]

The only problem is the fuckin wiggles

[wino]

Sorry, that plauge got outta hand long ago and now sadly has spread to woman folk. It just aint gonna stop.



Sorry

[doodskunk]

i yams like australia very much butt i yams not go. every aminals is gotted poison and all the peepulls are gotted drunk wiff guns and nifes. i yams think is much danger there in my brane. i yams stay heer. i yams a happy peepull what are camping.

[wino]

i dunno .. i have the opportunity but tbh i dont want to . ive been in the area lots of times and i could have nipped over for a holiday but i never did. ... it just seems too pedantic. or something... too civilized .... dont get me wrong mate , im sure it's great but for me, no . i prefer something a bit more wild and adventurous . im sure many people have great lives and that's good for them. i hope you do too :beer:


fair call, but if ya can drop in on the cheap. Have a go ! Why not.

[wino]

i yams like australia very much butt i yams not go. every aminals is gotted poison and all the peepulls are gotted drunk wiff guns and nifes. i yams think is much danger there in my brane. i yams stay heer. i yams a happy peepull what are camping.

dont walk into the light RUN

[drongo]

:applause:



however.. it's not


and im happy for you that you live in such a wonderful country. your people are lucky to have been given such a land. i could write all day on what i think aboot australia but i have to take a shit and i have alot more respect for the shit in my asshole than i do most of the people in your country. :wave:

now wipe your arse and flush...theres a good little boy :teeth:

[doodskunk]

i yams not runned into any nothings. i yams carefulls and always looked both ways.

[you]

fair call, but if ya can drop in on the cheap. Have a go ! Why not.i would mate , i would.. my bro did Oz 11 years ago and he bloody loved it. great scenery and clean . unfortunatley he didn't meet alot of Aussies cos i think alot of Aussies were sick of backpackers at that stage. he fought a few of them and came out ok. worked in darling harbor and loved that. it is on the list to do and i might do it in the next year or so. ill be back in asia soon , hopefully, so i will probly take a trip over there just to hook up with drongo and stick a fork in his eye :D

[you]

now wipe your arse and flush...theres a good little boy :teeth:is it true that in australia the toilet flushes backwards

[wino]

i would mate , i would.. my bro did Oz 11 years ago and he bloody loved it. great scenery and clean . unfortunatley he didn't meet alot of Aussies cos i think alot of Aussies were sick of backpackers at that stage. he fought a few of them and came out ok. worked in darling harbor and loved that. it is on the list to do and i might do it in the next year or so. ill be back in asia soon , hopefully, so i will probly take a trip over there just to hook up with drongo and stick a fork in his eye :D


at the last AGM i put forward the idea to have back packers dress like the jews from WW2 ( xept the swedish and german chicks ) but it didn't get passed, they said it would be bad for outr image.

dont fork our Drongo he got 2 eyes now but spends most on his time 1 eyed.

[drongo]

well.....state a few facts and look what u reel in??...HAHAHA...always knew YOU woulld bite (maybe cause hes such a wombat)...anyway...we ARE STILL the lucky fucking country!!...BTW...YOU sucka my dicka .wombat!!.:rofl:

[wino]

is it true that in australia the toilet flushes backwards

no, we gotta scrap our shit and piss of the ceiling and bag it

[you]

no, we gotta scrap our shit and piss of the ceiling and bag itlike fingerpaint

[wino]

well.....state a few facts and look what u reel in??...HAHAHA...always knew YOU woulld bite (maybe cause hes such a wombat)...anyway...we ARE STILL the lucky fucking country!!...BTW...YOU sucka my dicka .wombat!!.:rofl:

ha lol . . . .. . and no you was put in charge of the cock sucking from birth, I do the shelias.

[drongo]

ha lol . . . .. . and no you was put in charge of the cock sucking from birth, I do the shelias.
youre as aussie as mel fucking gibson...shut the fuck up!

[wino]

like fingerpaint

wha, no way ! we civilised ffs

[you]

well.....state a few facts and look what u reel in??...HAHAHA...always knew YOU woulld bite (maybe cause hes such a wombat)...anyway...we ARE STILL the lucky fucking country!!...BTW...YOU sucka my dicka .wombat!!.:rofl:it was inevitable i'd say something about australia. i've been rippin the piss outta you for the last few weeks about it. and now you have your own thread about it. :applause:


if you think you are lucky to live in aussy then good for you. that's great. i think alot of the irish & english that went over there are lucky to live in aussy as opposed to ireland. however ireland is the greatest country on earth for many reasons. alot of people think it's shit but imo it can't be matched.

there are many many things wrong with ireland. im aware of them all. and there are many things wrong with aussy but you can't accept it. so you make a thread about it. glorifying it

[weeg]

dont forget yoor president told the muslims to GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY australia:)

[you]

wha, no way ! we civilised ffsdrongo, civilized.. cant beleeve that

[drongo]

it was inevitable i'd say something about australia. i've been rippin the piss outta you for the last few weeks about it. and now you have your own thread about it. :applause:


if you think you are lucky to live in aussy then good for you. that's great. i think alot of the irish & english that went over there are lucky to live in aussy as opposed to ireland. however ireland is the greatest country on earth for many reasons. alot of people think it's shit but imo it can't be matched.

there are many many things wrong with ireland. im aware of them all. and there are many things wrong with aussy but you can't accept it. so you make a thread about it. glorifying it
so...do u have a point??...since u have a need to know why threads are made...or are you just an arse that cant think of a better comeback?...and get denim u fucking wombat! :rofl:

[wino]

Drongo knows his place in our society . . .. . . he . . . ok




perhaps you could pass on something to him to guide him ?


your choice

[wino]

see ^

[you]

so...do u have a point??.


ok .. ill say this again.. but clearer


that's great you think your country is great. but it's actually not that good and you can't accept it.

your feeling defensive and insecure from me ripping on you aboot aussy ( which i am doing because you first started to talk shit aboot ireland ) so you decide to create a thread to draw me in to make me realize just how great your country is. in front of everybody.


you want me to list the things i dislike aboot aussy and you are gonna , one by one, try to disprove me. in front of everybody

and last. you are an attention seeking little annoying twat that contributes fuck all to the forum besides crappy insults and aussy lingo speak.

[wino]

so do you see, "you" it dont matter where you are from . .. . .. . .sometimes *sigh*

[you]

Drongo knows his place in our society . . .. . . he . . . ok




perhaps you could pass on something to him to guide him ?


your choicei could contract aids and pass that on to him.. i buttfuck him often enough.. .....no lube

[drongo]

ok .. ill say this again.. but clearer


that's great you think your country is great. but it's actually not that good and you can't accept it.

your feeling defensive and insecure from me ripping on you aboot aussy ( which i am doing because you first started to talk shit aboot ireland ) so you decide to create a thread to draw me in to make me realize just how great your country is. in front of everybody.


you want me to list the things i dislike aboot aussy and you are gonna , one by one, try to disprove me. in front of everybody

and last. you are an attention seeking little annoying twat that contributes fuck all to the forum besides crappy insults and aussy lingo speak.
AGAIN...DO U HAVE A POINT??? fucking wombat...all you can do is be NEGATIVE!!..whats GOOD about YOUR fucking country ARSEHOLE??

[wino]

Na fuck him wouldn't waste the energy.

[wino]

or the keystrokes

[you]

so do you see, "you" it dont matter where you are from . .. . .. . .sometimes *sigh*there's always 1 :lol!: he doesn't do your country proud.. only contributing aussys are DFP & drongo... i thought aussy was cool before i met drongo :D

[deadskinmask]

3 cheers for australia. my new homeland.

[drongo]

hibbip....

[you]

or the keystrokes

''there is no happiness without tears. no life without death. Beware! I am going to make you cry''
Lucian Staniak




i'll make drongo see the error of his ways :teeth:

[wino]

dude . . .. you do know what a Drongo is ?

[deadskinmask]

HOORAY :desgksop:

[drongo]

hey YOU..this is a positive thing...u still wanna contribute or skulk back to the fight thread??..fucking DINGO!

[deadskinmask]

drongo is slang for idiot. though it is rarely used.

[Ana]

I can't speak for my country cause its really , but at least in my city:
No eartquakes
No tsunamis
No volcanos
No tornados
No freezing temperatures
No floodings
We are surrounded by mountains wich prevent many of the natural disasters
We are the richiest city in México

It's pretty here

[wino]

drongo is slang for idiot. though it is rarely used.

use it all the time in my part of Oz bud

[you]

AGAIN...DO U HAVE A POINT??? fucking wombat...all you can do is be NEGATIVE!!..whats GOOD about YOUR fucking country ARSEHOLE??


if you call me a wombat one more time im going to report you !!!

my country is peaceful, friendly, relaxed, scenic, welcoming, hard working,steeped in history, clean and has all the things you listed like no tornados , volcanos etc.. except we dont have alot of sun. but it's northern europe so that's to be expected. if ireland was sunny all the time and prosperous there would be no reason to leave.but it's not and we have problems with our finances and retard government.

but i dont create a thread aboot it

[wino]

I can't speak for my country cause its really , but at least in my city:
No eartquakes
No tsunamis
No volcanos
No tornados
No freezing temperatures
No floodings
We are surrounded by mountains wich prevent many of the natural disasters
We are the richiest city in México

It's pretty here

u sure about the quakes ?

[deadskinmask]

I can't speak for my country cause its really , but at least in my city:
No eartquakes
No tsunamis
No volcanos
No tornados
No freezing temperatures
No floodings
We are surrounded by mountains wich prevent many of the natural disasters
We are the richiest city in México

It's pretty here

yeah, its pretty. PRETTY FUCKIN DANGEROUS :chainsaw: now send some more vids, goddammit. :mad!:

[you]

hey YOU..this is a positive thing...u still wanna contribute or skulk back to the fight thread??..fucking DINGO!


listen man.. stop calling me a wombat, a gobson and a dingo. and dont tell me to get denim..it's unfair.


i have contributed. all you have done besides your first post is talk shit

[drongo]

we quake on a reg sunday here...might be the 2 slabs night before..not sure...but nobody dieded yet :wave:thumbs:

[deadskinmask]

well, used or not. 'drongo' is derived from a sydney born man named David RON GOtts. he had been shot in the frontal lobe with a .308 while hunting and although he lived, it reduced his capacity for cognitive thought. :)

[Ana]

u sure about the quakes ?
Yes, im sure, i heard about a little one in a city of my state, which its pretty rare also, i think its the first one in the history of the state, but no eartquakes in the city or its metropolitan area

yeah, its pretty. PRETTY FUCKIN DANGEROUS :chainsaw: now send some more vids, goddammit. :mad!:
its only dangerous if you are a criminal, i admit its scary sometimes but then i remember bad stuff only happens to drugdealers

[wino]

well, used or not. 'drongo' is derived from a sydney born man named David RON GOtts. he had been shot in the frontal lobe with a .308 while hunting and although he lived, it reduced his capacity for cognitive thought. :)

lol ok . . .ok thank god for google

[wino]

Yes, im sure, i heard about a little one in a city of my state, which its pretty rare also, i think its the first one in the history of the state, but no eartquakes in the city or its metropolitan area

fine glad you safe and happy

[drongo]

well, used or not. 'drongo' is derived from a sydney born man named David RON GOtts. he had been shot in the frontal lobe with a .308 while hunting and although he lived, it reduced his capacity for cognitive thought. :)
well fuck me dead! DSM..you are now an honary fucking Aussie!!!...now bend over :flog::hump:

[deadskinmask]

lol ok . . .ok thank god for google

actually, i just made it up. :( i just wanted you guys to think im cool and not revoke my 'aussie card'. im very unhappy with america. :(

[you]

We have no earthquakes
tsunamis
tornadoes
huricanes
volcano
and more importantly..
no niggers..
well we have 3%..but ot that 95% are incarcerared..so that dont count
we have no nuclear power
we have free medicare
we have a welfare system
we have more olympic gold medalists per capita
we are just fucking awesome :banana:


then we got EVERY mineral...bar chrominum...see china ...prospering fucking gooks they are...well thats cause of ME :D:shrug:



these are your first two posts. they made sense and added to the thread.

then you did this >>>


hold ya horses pommie.



just something your county ate up.....


U cant beat our system..and u definately cant beat an aussie one on one.......i pity the poms :sigh1:


j.but we prefer shaved american women..or irish...they damn sluts :aface:


pretty lame...but if thats all u got...us aussies fucking rule :aface:


dont listen to that ignoramus...


now wipe your arse and flush...theres a good little boy :teeth:


.HAHAHA...always knew YOU woulld bite (maybe cause hes such a wombat)...anyway...we ARE STILL the lucky fucking country!!...BTW...YOU sucka my dicka .wombat!!.:rofl:


youre as aussie as mel fucking gibson...shut the fuck up!


..and get denim u fucking wombat! :rofl:


AGAIN...DO U HAVE A POINT??? fucking wombat...all you can do is be NEGATIVE!!..whats GOOD about YOUR fucking country ARSEHOLE??


hibbip....


hey YOU..this is a positive thing...u still wanna contribute or skulk back to the fight thread??..fucking DINGO!

[Fuck-a-doodle-doo]

Come to Penrith, the whitest suburb of Sydney.

HUNNNGH!!

[you]

haha why is everything white

[deadskinmask]

:aface: its my talking rooster friend. :) howdy, doodle doo. how are ya, buddy? :wave:

[deadskinmask]

because giant rooster poop turns white, of course. :screwy:

[drongo]

these are your first two posts. they made sense and added to the thread.

then you did this >>>

still u have no point..is the fight thread u troll baron?? again?:facepalm:

[wino]

Come to Penrith, the whitest suburb of Sydney.

HUNNNGH!!


ha lsat ime I was there it was spot the Aussie

[you]

still u have no point..is the fight thread u troll baron?? again?:facepalm:


yup , bye now :wave:

[you]

australia has 24 hour bars.. i can agree with that.

[drongo]

I dont mind coppin a ribbing..but at least have something to say about YOUR country...sitting back and bagging just makes you an arsehole

[Badger]

football, meat pies, kangaroos and Holden cars they come together beneath the southern stars. :) so? am i allowed to come to australia?

Cheap enough to get there if you jump on one of the barges! :troll2:

[wino]

australia has 24 hour bars.. i can agree with that.

you dont ?



Gidday Badger . . .. long time ;)

[Badger]

I dont mind coppin a ribbing..but at least have something to say about YOUR country...sitting back and bagging just makes you an arsehole

Indeed, where would the great British drinking establishments be without their genetically engineered bar staff provided by the great nation of Oz!

[wino]

I dont mind coppin a ribbing..but at least have something to say about YOUR country...sitting back and bagging just makes you an arsehole


shit be careful you that almost made sense

[Badger]

you dont ?



Gidday Badger . . .. long time ;)

Hello mate, not often we see you knocking about!

[deadskinmask]

im on my way, drongo. put another shrimp on tha barbie and pour me a middy. i plan to be full as a boot before tucker. ;)

[drongo]

we may shake u down....but we wont shake u up...we cant have traces of foriegn substances on ya...u see that simpons episode??...its like that

[you]

you dont ?you wouldn't believe the laws here man.. weekdays all bars shut 11:30. weekends 12.30. a bar can get a late license for weekends but they are fkn expensive.

off licenses close at 10pm nightly. don't open til 10am.


people went mental on the drink over the last 15 years so something had to be done. so instead of addressing the problem of alcoholism and binge drinking the gov.t makes everyone suffer. :facepalm:


24 hour bars are a great idea. as long as you have the self control to not spend 24hours in them :D

[wino]

Hello mate, not often we see you knocking about!

looks like I dropped by just in timme to round up a stray, tell me how long do you think he will last ?

[drongo]

im on my way, drongo. put another shrimp on tha barbie and pour me a middy. i plan to be full as a boot before tucker. ;)
it would be an honor to drink u under the table :aface:

[Legion]

That's not all you two would do under the table.

[wino]

you wouldn't believe the laws here man.. weekdays all bars shut 11:30. weekends 12.30. a bar can get a late license for weekends but they are fkn expensive.

off licenses close at 10pm nightly. don't open til 10am.


people went mental on the drink over the last 15 years so something had to be done. so instead of addressing the problem of alcoholism and binge drinking the gov.t makes everyone suffer. :facepalm:


24 hour bars are a great idea. as long as you have the self control to not spend 24hours in them :D


no not the irish ffs just not right giving you time limits

[drongo]

legion...this place is full of real leigons...stay the fuck home mate

[deadskinmask]

it would be an honor to drink u under the table :aface:

it would also be fair dinkum. a hell of a session for sure. im no two-pot screamer. i drink like a rippin yabbie. ;)

[Legion]

I've been to your so-called utopia. It's more of a fruitopia.

[you]

no not the irish ffs just not right giving you time limits it's wrong.. it makes people binge drink and start drinking earlier. it also makes people drink spirits in their houses before they go out.. so alot of people are drunk leaving their house, drunker in the bar and then every fucking person is out on the streets, hammered, at the same time.. it creates chaos most nights. .. but we still manage to get by.. somehow :shrug:


as for smokin in bars.. do you guys have smoking & non-smoking bars ?

[drongo]

when i was in the usa...i couldnt get tapped beer..was cheap but in cans...tapped beer is the best...thats y we drink at pubs

[deadskinmask]

:rip: but i still have more strine left. :(

[wino]

it's wrong.. it makes people binge drink and start drinking earlier. it also makes people drink spirits in their houses before they go out.. so alot of people are drunk leaving their house, drunker in the bar and then every fucking person is out on the streets, hammered, at the same time.. it creates chaos most nights. .. but we still manage to get by.. somehow :shrug:


as for smokin in bars.. do you guys have smoking & non-smoking bars ?


no smoking in the pub mate, haven't been able to for a few years, but fuck i was in one last week or so and drank and played pool till i was legless 3/4am. I cant belive your pubs shut so early.


I guess you lot having a hell of a lot of piss ups at home and such ?

[wino]

it would also be fair dinkum. a hell of a session for sure. im no two-pot screamer. i drink like a rippin yabbie. ;)

your beer is like making love in a canoe

[deadskinmask]

i dont drink beer. bourbon or jagermiester. thats all.

[Legion]

And Australia is, of course, famous for its bourbon.

[deadskinmask]

thats what suitcases and Fed Ex are for. :cool:

[wino]

i dont drink beer. bourbon or jagermiester. thats all.

kool I mix so we should be ok

[wino]

And Australia is, of course, famous for its bourbon.

ah sarcasam


we do make a good rum tho

[Legion]

You need a licence to mail or courier alcohol.

[Legion]

ah sarcasam


we do make a good rum tho

I have yet to sample this delight of which you speak. You've got some nice wines too. :chin:

[you]

no smoking in the pub mate, haven't been able to for a few years, but fuck i was in one last week or so and drank and played pool till i was legless 3/4am. I cant belive your pubs shut so early.


I guess you lot having a hell of a lot of piss ups at home and such ?


i thought you guys would have had smoking and non smoking bars and that you guys would be treated as adults instead of kids by the overbearing state. fuckin freedom of choice is only what the govt.s determine. sometimes you get a lock-in in a bar at night and you can smoke away then. other than that it's a fine of 3000 quid if anyone's caught smoking a cigarette .

and oddly if you get caught with a joint. the fine is 100 quid. you might go to court for it but it's only 100 quid fine.


home sessions are pretty popular now cos it's cheaper and most everyone is broke but has a nice house with a nice back garden. i got a wicked back garden and we're always out havin BBQs and drinkin when the weathers good.. and today it's glorious so i should get some cider and pork ribs and get cookin :)

one thing though - there never ever used to be beer gardens attached to bars before the smoking ban. since the ban came in there has been loads of cool garden bars made. some tiny little shit bars and then out the back these massive gardens all done up real nice.. i suppose it has been good for somethin :D and usually you can smoke spliffs in them too :thumbs:

[Legion]

i thought you guys would have had smoking and non smoking bars and that you guys would be treated as adults instead of kids by the overbearing state. fuckin freedom of choice is only what the govt.s determine. sometimes you get a lock-in in a bar at night and you can smoke away then. other than that it's a fine of 3000 quid if anyone's caught smoking a cigarette .

and oddly if you get caught with a joint. the fine is 100 quid. you might go to court for it but it's only 100 quid fine.


home sessions are pretty popular now cos it's cheaper and most everyone is broke but has a nice house with a nice back garden. i got a wicked back garden and we're always out havin BBQs and drinkin when the weathers good.. and today it's glorious so i should get some cider and pork ribs and get cookin :)

one thing though - there never ever used to be beer gardens attached to bars before the smoking ban. since the ban came in there has been loads of cool garden bars made. some tiny little shit bars and then out the back these massive gardens all done up real nice.. i suppose it has been good for somethin :D and usually you can smoke spliffs in them too :thumbs:

Few cans down da fieeeeeeeeeeeld booooiiiiiiii.

[wino]

I have yet to sample this delight of which you speak. You've got some nice wines too. :chin:

no wine for me, dont like it at all. The Rum is called Bundaberg Rum.

at the right time it's not too bad at all

[you]

Few cans down da fieeeeeeeeeeeld booooiiiiiiii. it's up da field. everythin's on a fuckin hill around here. have you not noticed how we walk all hunched over like gargoyles

[Legion]

This is what I don't get about a lot of people, they could be standing at the very tip top of Derry and they'll turn to you and say...

D'ya wanna go up ta Dublin.

[wino]

i thought you guys would have had smoking and non smoking bars and that you guys would be treated as adults instead of kids by the overbearing state. fuckin freedom of choice is only what the govt.s determine. sometimes you get a lock-in in a bar at night and you can smoke away then. other than that it's a fine of 3000 quid if anyone's caught smoking a cigarette .

and oddly if you get caught with a joint. the fine is 100 quid. you might go to court for it but it's only 100 quid fine.


home sessions are pretty popular now cos it's cheaper and most everyone is broke but has a nice house with a nice back garden. i got a wicked back garden and we're always out havin BBQs and drinkin when the weathers good.. and today it's glorious so i should get some cider and pork ribs and get cookin :)

one thing though - there never ever used to be beer gardens attached to bars before the smoking ban. since the ban came in there has been loads of cool garden bars made. some tiny little shit bars and then out the back these massive gardens all done up real nice.. i suppose it has been good for somethin :D and usually you can smoke spliffs in them too :thumbs:

no the government wont let us be grown ups, but i'm sure you got the same underage drinking problem we got ( it's all over ). Never had a drama at the local for pipes and joints cause if they couldn't see it on the camera they bar keep dont care.

beer gardens yeah they everywhere and i mean allover they good like them a lot but the one thing that kills Aussie pubs is the price of beer, $7 au for a pint 3/4 pints in an hour . . .. . . . . you spend 3/4/5 hours in a pub 2/3/4 nights a week.


that is the killer the tax the government puts on the booze nought all else, dont matter how long the things are open for it's the cost.

[you]

This is what I don't get about a lot of people, they could be standing at the very tip top of Derry and they'll turn to you and say...

D'ya wanna go up ta Dublin. i know it's mental.... did u no that every town in ireland has one thing in common.. they all have a Dublin Road. im not from cork btw. them fucking langers piss me off. can't understand a word out of their think accent mouths and they have a severe superiority complex.. fuck knows why :shrug:

[you]

no the government wont let us be grown ups, but i'm sure you got the same underage drinking problem we got ( it's all over ). Never had a drama at the local for pipes and joints cause if they couldn't see it on the camera they bar keep dont care.

beer gardens yeah they everywhere and i mean allover they good like them a lot but the one thing that kills Aussie pubs is the price of beer, $7 au for a pint 3/4 pints in an hour . . .. . . . . you spend 3/4/5 hours in a pub 2/3/4 nights a week.


that is the killer the tax the government puts on the booze nought all else, dont matter how long the things are open for it's the cost.


im sick of the nanny states thing. i hear you guys got it worse than us over here. except in the outback where it's supposed to be lawless :thumbs:
yup underage drinkin is rampant here and they can't hack it when they get hammered. their always at it in my ghetto and it always ends up in shite happenin out on the streets. then they get cars and im not messin man they drive like fuckin lunatics. it's safer inside on a weekend night in some suburbs here.

the price of drink is shockin here. it vaires by 1euro from city and country but i think that 7aud is about 5euro so i think we got the same fkn problems. beer in bottle shops is cheap enough but the tax on spirits is outrageous. the cunts want you to drink for the tax revenue but they wont let you have fun with it. but alot of irish people are fucking idiots and can't be trusted with the drink. it's a shame it ruins it for everyone else.

i'd love to have 24hour bars here and im sure the country would go mental for a few years but im sure it's calm down after a while. people would be too broke .


you guys still killin backpackers by the bus load over there.. i saw one film based on a true story about backpackers gettin kidnapped,tortured and killed in the outback by some mad cunts. made for a good film :thumbs:

[deadskinmask]

wolf creek. awesome flick. :thumbs:

[you]

was that it.. cool. it made me wanna move to australia. to the outback

[weeg]

australia is now the fattest country in the world...thay beat out america god dam it! we were #1 for a long time:(
http://www.upi.com/Science_News/2008/06/20/Australia-now-fattest-country-study-says/UPI-23231213998709/

[Legion]

:rofl:

[deadskinmask]

dont worry, weeg. im doing MY part to bring home the trophy. ;)

[Hannibal Lecter]

http://worldcricketwatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/the-ashes-urn11.jpg

[Kurt Cobain]

Holland > rest of the world.

Seriously, are you niggers even trying?

[checkered Shirt]

australia is now the fattest country in the world...thay beat out america god dam it! we were #1 for a long time:(
http://www.upi.com/Science_News/2008/06/20/Australia-now-fattest-country-study-says/UPI-23231213998709/

Lol, this reminded me about this article, internet ruffians apparently loool
http://www.news.com.au/technology/anti-social-network-australia-the-facebook-bullying-capital/story-e6frfro0-1226246496953

[rapewolf]

I quite like Fiji.

[you]

australia is now the fattest country in the world...thay beat out america god dam it! we were #1 for a long time:(
http://www.upi.com/Science_News/2008/06/20/Australia-now-fattest-country-study-says/UPI-23231213998709/




i think you should burn your momma tonight weeg. if she's a fat american she should burn very well

[Badger]

australia is now the fattest country in the world...thay beat out america god dam it! we were #1 for a long time:(
http://www.upi.com/Science_News/2008/06/20/Australia-now-fattest-country-study-says/UPI-23231213998709/

You need to work on that title old friend, don't let it slide. You need to start selling Momma's fried goods such as squirrel, Muskrat and house cat! :mad!:

[drongo]

Interesting...since i made this thread...not ONE..has proven that theirs is a better country... or even tried!...just a few regs that bag everything..can u at least say your country has SOMETHING creditable?......id like to hear

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

I wouldnt even attempt to say that the UK is better than Aus, especially since the joys of multicunturalism were forced on us :lol:

[drongo]

yes well we are lucky again in that way...being so far away and hard to get to...but the cunts are trying...I say fuck em all off..they welfare bludgers..still they invade as reefugee's...we lock em up till they can prove they are...if not..GTFO!

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

Aslong as you keep the zionists out from power with their globalist open borders agenda you'll be alright.

[deadskinmask]

Interesting...since i made this thread...not ONE..has proven that theirs is a better country... or even tried!...just a few regs that bag everything..can u at least say your country has SOMETHING creditable?......id like to hear

i love america. and im glad im american. but we have made some terrible choices and are really going downhill as a country. so no, i wont be trying to prove its better for a while. :(

[drongo]

Aslong as you keep the zionists out from power with their globalist open borders agenda you'll be alright.
the jews have little impact here...theres one or two billionares that control major shopping certres..thats it..fortunately the jew is made 'uncomfortable'...we do not conform to anything jewish...they are the but of our jokes...and the irish

[Abuser]

If it isn't England, it's SHITE!!!

Nuff said...

[drongo]

nudder observation...we are the gest exporter of uraniun...that makes nukes...we are very discriminate who we sell to....america..u r our friends...but give something back u overblown jingoists and beligerant warmongering egotistical fucking wombats!

[Abuser]

Stone the flamin' crows...

[deadskinmask]

i dont wanna be a wombat. :( can i be a dingo like "you"? :)

[drongo]

your cool maaaaaate...it your government that fucking sucks

[deadskinmask]

:( i STILL wanna be a dingo.

[drongo]

no u dont...a dingo is a worthless dog that will eat your baby!...strive for a bunyip..they top of the tree here mate

[Blakpoetry]

yeah skin cancer rocks :p

[you]

the jews have little impact here...theres one or two billionares that control major shopping certres..thats it..fortunately the jew is made 'uncomfortable'...we do not conform to anything jewish...they are the but of our jokes...and the irish


but but .. but your irish

[Kronically Disturbed]

aussie had an earthquake not long ago ....

[Legion]

That whale from Home & Away fell over.

[Kronically Disturbed]

That whale from Home & Away fell over.
you watch home and away O.o hell must be a northern hemisphere thing to watch it ... i didnt know anyone watched that crap ...

[you]

ireland is awesome. no question. every other country fucking sucks. fact

[drongo]

Winter is here. The days are mild and we dont ever see snow. Nights can be cold but not freezing. We mostly use 'pot belly' wood heaters for warmth, or we cuddle a marsupial...sometimes both.
The days are shorter but the pubs are sill open late...our nocturnal activities are mostly legal...age of concent is 16...drinking age is 18, but nobody enforces that law..we can drink while we drive, if we keep under the alcohol limit. We are an island nation...so 'refugees' are only boat ppl that get put in jail...then we sent them to a pacific island...like new zealand to suffer kiwis, earthquakes and jake da muss! 10% of the earths population is in the southern hemisphere...no nuke power...no wars...and few rag headded sand niggers!...yes, i hope u all have a fine summer :p

[iamsplitassyouarent]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/b/b7/Patriot.jpg

[checkered Shirt]

Pmsl at " we can drink and drive, as long as we are under the limit"

Lol what a drongo

[sarynx sin]

Winter is here. The days are mild and we dont ever see snow. Nights can be cold but not freezing. We mostly use 'pot belly' wood heaters for warmth, or we cuddle a marsupial...sometimes both.
The days are shorter but the pubs are sill open late...our nocturnal activities are mostly legal...age of concent is 16...drinking age is 18, but nobody enforces that law..we can drink while we drive, if we keep under the alcohol limit. We are an island nation...so 'refugees' are only boat ppl that get put in jail...then we sent them to a pacific island...like new zealand to suffer kiwis, earthquakes and jake da muss! 10% of the earths population is in the southern hemisphere...no nuke power...no wars...and few rag headded sand niggers!...yes, i hope u all have a fine summer :p
Typical Aussie blah blah blah. But hey keep talking you are making Australia look completely retarded.

[dizinerd]

I like it here in San Diego. We have it pretty good. Sure the weather sucks. But we have no earthquakes. We have no illegal immigrants. The taxes are some of the lowest in the world. The cost of living is dirt cheap. I have 3 nipples. Living right next to Mexico keeps the ocean water sparkling clean. Our schools are top notch. The San Diego Padres are in first place. Gas is only 5 bucks a gallon. Life is good.

[liacon]

I like it here in San Diego. We have it pretty good. Sure the weather sucks. But we have no earthquakes. We have no illegal immigrants. The taxes are some of the lowest in the world. The cost of living is dirt cheap. I have 3 nipples. Living right next to Mexico keeps the ocean water sparkling clean. Our schools are top notch. The San Diego Padres are in first place. Gas is only 5 bucks a gallon. Life is good.Are you talking about the San Diego that is in America, sir.:curious:

[Legion]

"We are an island nation." So is Britain...

"We can drink and drive as long as we're under the limit." Oh you mean like everywhere fucking else on the planet?

Are all Australians this retarded?

[drongo]

"We are an island nation." So is Britain...

"We can drink and drive as long as we're under the limit." Oh you mean like everywhere fucking else on the planet?

Are all Australians this retarded?
just pedo pep...but hes not a real aussie
the other day a cop pulled me over and gave me a beer.
did u get enough attention with your little disappearing act?
wombat :fu:

[Legion]

No. I'll go away again if you don't shower me with affection.

[drongo]

today...i picked up a jap hitchiker...she spoke little english...

[Legion]

Like this?

[drongo]

actually she was fluent in sign language

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

Shaddup! Auusi has it's share of niggers, too! :rofl:

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[drongo]

yea nice...but the niggers here are 3% of the population...and as ive said before...most of them are locked up...so u cant compare our nigs to your gang bangin gun totin drug dealing niggers