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[checkered Shirt]

Spoiler, because i doubt im going to play this game at all.

[Legion]

He's broken and you have to 'repair' him by shooting the shit out of him until he gives up, then inject him with a parasite. Then he says "S.T.A.R.S." and leaves.

[checkered Shirt]

He's broken and you have to 'repair' him by shooting the shit out of him until he gives up, then inject him with a parasite. Then he says "S.T.A.R.S." and leaves.

WOW, revealing shit right there! lol

STARS..

[Legion]

The plot is a bit all over the place. One of the boss fights is a Tyrant who takes forever to kill because like with most of the bigger enemies you spend most of your time running the fuck away from them. So there you are giving this guy everything you've got, your AI team mates already needing to be revived for the 50th time, when another Tyrant just... appears.

No cutscene.

No entrance.

It just. Fucking. APPEARS.

Even though in an earlier mission you only release one Tyrant.

[deadskinmask]

use the shotgun and face blast the tyrants. thats what seems to work best for me anyway.

[checkered Shirt]

lol.

I will get it actually when it is released on pc,
The only console i own is 360, and that machine is showing its age now, don't like playing new games on it, going from my pc to 360 is like snes to ps1.

Next month i think i can get it.

[Legion]

In fairness it hasn't shit all over the plot like the movies have. I mean, I like the movies but I see them as an entirely separate entity.

Although some inconsistencies are hard to ignore. Like how in the movies it's the T-Virus the whole way through, but they have the creatures created by the G-Virus, Las Plagas, Uruboros, all from the one strain.

With the sixth movie coming out this year, they're even starting to shit all over their own plot.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaRLnELyPkc&feature=fvst

[uchiha.itachi]

i played it but didnt finish it yet

[Legion]

i played it but didnt finish it yet

Oh shit nigger this must be dealt with.

[uchiha.itachi]

i have time right now,
dc universe online is pissing me off right now

[Legion]

Only if I get to host because I'm not giving up my infinite ammo for anybody. :hrmph:

[uchiha.itachi]

hmmmm it was a difficult decision but ok then :D

[Legion]

What Chapter and level are you on or are you looking to start fresh?

[uchiha.itachi]

3-2 i believe

[Legion]

Fuck you and your headset, the fuck are you doing? Murdering somebody?

[deadskinmask]

lmao. i was playing RE:ORC with 3 guys from France (im pretty sure) and they all had voice mods on. it was crazy as shit. they were more unsettling than the zombies and random snipers. lol.

[uchiha.itachi]

keep it nice or ill leave ya with a AI steered teammate :aface:
it was a movie,
its done now but headset is off :p

[Legion]

he r teh niggerest

[uchiha.itachi]

a nigger named josh :lol!:

[Legion]

Must be BMnC :spaz:

[uchiha.itachi]

dont you have a headset legion?
btw where you from?

[Legion]

I used to have one but it broke, it was one of those cheap little in-ear pieces of shit :facepalm:

Ireland. And no I don't have any machine gun ammo :troll2:

[uchiha.itachi]

god damn you even know what i needed xD
dont have a ps eye?
thats what im using :D

[Legion]

That would explain why I could hear everything within 10 kilometres of you... no, I don't. Slapping cartoon ninjas isn't my kind of game so I never bothered getting one :p

[uchiha.itachi]

its a great mic :D
vid chat sucks though,
boring
ill just keep it turned off

[uchiha.itachi]

did bumping youre head like that hurt a lot :D
i was laughing quite hard :lol!:
looked funny

[Legion]

Hey... hey FOCK YOU

I had to scratch my nose. :mad!:

[uchiha.itachi]

do it again on a part simular,
it was the best thing ive seen yet in the game,
except for africans in palm speedo's :lol!:

[Legion]

You're turning this game into some sort of fucked-up tentacle porn. :hrmph:

[uchiha.itachi]

........awesome!
all the jokes aside,
i think this is to easy with you and inf ammo :|

[Legion]

I worked hard to unlock all of that shit, not to mention it's on the easiest difficulty. :p

[uchiha.itachi]

that explains the downgrade from normal to easy :p
get a new headset!
makes it a lot more fun to play games like this :D
but im glad you didnt hear me laughing over that headbump, :(

[Legion]

Probably went something like HURHURHURHURHURHUR :troll2:

I didn't know what difficulty you were playing on so I just went with easy. Or casual. Or whatever the fuck it's called.

[uchiha.itachi]

no it was more like.......
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18381592/images/1332200756187.jpg

[Legion]

You'll get your turn, niggerbitch!

[uchiha.itachi]

oooh i bet :troll2:
dont understimate my skillz

[Legion]

Spiders are your friends.

They like hugs.

[uchiha.itachi]

yeah i saw one hugging you,
he didnt like my knife hugs though,

[Legion]

lol dumb bitch

[uchiha.itachi]

thats scripted you fuck :mad:

[uchiha.itachi]

ill use knife if i typed something in the forum :p

[Legion]

You should be using that knife in the kitchen :troll2:

[uchiha.itachi]

GAAAAAAAAAARGH fuck you sexist,
youve been staring at these boobies for ages,

[Legion]

That's what the sniper scope is for :aface:

[uchiha.itachi]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/252/me-gusta.jpg

[uchiha.itachi]

nice gun,
or arent you using that for compensation :troll2:

[Legion]

Maybe I should put it away so you can fight them all yourself :p

[uchiha.itachi]

https://images.nonexiste.net/popular/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Challenge-Accepted.png

[Legion]

Okay, go :aface:

[uchiha.itachi]

wtf i nearly had him :p

[Legion]

:rofl: I could tell :spaz:

[uchiha.itachi]

not even letting me learn a boss physics :p

[Legion]

He was spitting at me, like I'm gonna stand there and take that kinda shit from a flying bat-fetus :cool:

[uchiha.itachi]

well you stood and took the load of MY gun :aface:
ooh legion if you want to receive more just ask :rofl:

[Legion]

Looks like somebody's RUSTLED YOUR JIMMIES.

[uchiha.itachi]

having a splash weapon goes to show what one need to kill something :aface:
bazookas are overrated

[Blakpoetry]

i now want this game :lol:

[uchiha.itachi]

less then 20 bucks on the playstation store,
why do you want it? xD

[Legion]

tribal zombie niggers killed my intertubes

[uchiha.itachi]

i had huge fun playing resi 5 with ya legion :D
when we continueing?

[Legion]

You are now aware that the voice of Chris Redfield is also Ezio Auditore and Sonic the Hedgehog.

[uchiha.itachi]

you must have been pretty bored looking that up :nuts:

[Legion]

I was looking for a sound clip of him saying "I NEED AN EGG!" :p

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2009/248/c/c/I_need_an_EGG_by_teuf_eL.jpg

[True North]

^^

LEGION FAIL ???
(it is not on the internetz)
:beer:

[Legion]

Tribal nigga is preparin 2 fire his lazor.

[uchiha.itachi]

better get out youre old army uniform

[Legion]

Or my STOMPIN' BOOTS

[Legion]

did he died

[Legion]

gtfo bitch!

[uchiha.itachi]

ready to do some heart stomping,
shoot em in the knees and stomp em on the chest

[Legion]

Oh shit, I don't know if I remember how this puzzle works.

[Legion]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[uchiha.itachi]

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG lol!
didnt know you kicked that thing over yet xD

[uchiha.itachi]

let me figure the puzzle,
im trained for these things

[uchiha.itachi]

almost sounded like he said shut up

[uchiha.itachi]

that trap was to obvious

[Legion]

I think you might've sprung a trap.

[uchiha.itachi]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ayghySeX1qmmqpso2_500.png

[Legion]

:facepalm:

[uchiha.itachi]

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18381592/images/1332200756187.jpg

[Legion]

I was distracted by your tits. :spaz:

[uchiha.itachi]

that was fucking beautifull xD
cant believe you did that :lol!:
wasnt as funny as the headbump but still instant-classic :rofl:

[uchiha.itachi]

and im not even wearing the alternate costume for ya :D
i could go amazonian you know :aface:

[Legion]

It's an easy mistake to make :mad!:

When you push left it goes right and when you push right it goes left :hrmph:

[Legion]

and im not even wearing the alternate costume for ya :D
i could go amazonian you know :aface:

Bouncy bouncy bouncy.

[uchiha.itachi]

if you know that why did you still make the mistake :aface:
are the boobies of this broad that distracting?
thank god shes no pam an with naturals :nuts:

[Legion]

If she was you wouldn't be able to see them :p

[uchiha.itachi]

Bouncy bouncy bouncy.
http://www.mt-series.cz/img/registrovani_clanky/obr-20-1-velky.jpg

[uchiha.itachi]

If she was you wouldn't be able to see them :p
i have a wife,
i get to FEEL boobies in real life :D
its better then looking at computer generated boobies to me so im good ^^
you may continue to stare,
but keep it when my characters eyes arent looking at ya,
and try not to poke youre revolver in my ass when we are in a tight elevator like 2 levels ago,
YEAH I NOTICED!

[Legion]

I was just... cleaning the barrel.

[uchiha.itachi]

WITH MY PANTIES!!!
damn it legion i know you are being caring with youre guns (lol)
but still....thats no way to treat a lady!

[Legion]

Well I would ask the locals but they're not very friendly :aface:

[uchiha.itachi]

i can understand when you blow theyre brains out and teabag them after doing it in front of the chief of the village,
and because i was standing next to you they thought i was with you :facepalm:
now im stuck with this and youre getting me out!
but stop the touching,
i dont want stockholm syndrome

[Legion]

Yes you do.

[Legion]

wtf you got us killed two times

How could you?

:troll2:

[uchiha.itachi]

........................i put on the underwear you asked

[uchiha.itachi]

wtf you got us killed two times

How could you?

:troll2:
with you on a suicide mission how could YOU not have died 2 times already :troll2:
MR infinite ammo

[Legion]

Infinite ammo can't save you from... yourself.

http://steve-dave.typepad.com/.a/6a01347ff19468970c0153902519e8970b-800wi

[uchiha.itachi]

http://rocketdock.com/images/screenshots/O-Face_egoraptor-256x256.png

[Legion]

I'm fucking frozen :spaz:

[Legion]

o w8 nvm

[uchiha.itachi]

oooh great.....ps3 froze?
ooh i see you moving again

[uchiha.itachi]

damn this girl got a ugly tat on her arm

[Legion]

she 101% gangsta nigga

[Legion]

Derp!

[uchiha.itachi]

so thats why i hate her....................
ooooh i FUCKING HATE SPIDERS!!!!
ooh.............a quick time event.....I WAS TYPING!!!!!

[Legion]

an then suddenly jill also :fapz:

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/312/3/3/jill_valentine___i_by_n_pain-d4fjuzk.jpg

[uchiha.itachi]

DIS LOOKS SHOPPED,
but still id hit it

[Legion]

later bitch lol

[uchiha.itachi]

what the eff!!! i was spamming those buttons!

[uchiha.itachi]

that was...........fun

[Legion]

One shot

One kill

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Legion]

I thought you hated spiders. I can leave the RPG in my pocket from now on if you like :p

[uchiha.itachi]

that was the shortest bossfight ive seen yet.
does take all of the fun out of it

[uchiha.itachi]

yeah keep it in ur pocket :lol:
its no fun when its short like that (insert joke here)

[Legion]

You troll motherfucker, stopping the conveyor when I get OFF of it!

brb i haev 2 piss

[uchiha.itachi]

didnt know i could stop it untill then :nuts:
ok ill grab me a bottle of water

[uchiha.itachi]

god damn that was close,
they nearly got me into the flames there

[Legion]

I guess they thought you were...

Hot stuff.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uW47jWLMiY

[uchiha.itachi]

http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/3127910+_fc058ecefbaa2f0a9f5a458347c03a72.jpeg

[uchiha.itachi]

why the fuck dont they shoot him?
dumbasses

[Legion]

If they did then we'd have nothing to do :p

[uchiha.itachi]

true but still,
we were a pretty good team back there :aface:

[Legion]

There is no "I" in team.

But there is a "me". :troll2:

And a meAT!!

[uchiha.itachi]

i guess thats youre way of saying ''yes we did a kick ass job''

[deadskinmask]

and i helped too, right?

[uchiha.itachi]

shouting out loud ''where is the enemy'' doesnt help at all

[Legion]

Fuckin' nigger zombies get to have RPGs and I don't :hrmph:

[uchiha.itachi]

we have skill
they dont
theyre handicappe don easy mode :lol!:
i think thats fair

[Legion]

Bastards wouldn't stop lickin muh bawlz

Huh eh huh eh huh eh huh eh huh eh huh eh huh eh huh eh

[uchiha.itachi]

damn dawgs

[Legion]

omfg plot twist

[Legion]

wtf nigger you don't kill jill!!

[uchiha.itachi]

i already knew it was jill from the start,
so predictable,
it wasnt me,
it was the wall......she bugged












































:aface:

[Legion]

S&M.

[deadskinmask]

okay..... what if i shout 'OH, OH, I THINK I SEE THE ENEMY'. hmmm?

[uchiha.itachi]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh fuck

[Legion]

Can't blame the wall this time :p

[Legion]

Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[uchiha.itachi]

that was a good strategy,
sniper to da tits

[Legion]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM&ob=av3e

[uchiha.itachi]

looooooooooooooool big boat

[Legion]

Awooooooooooooooga.

[deadskinmask]

i just beat RE:ORC on normal. anybody wanna help me on professional?

[uchiha.itachi]

i think ill go to sleep now,
lollerd will stand in front of my door in about 6 hours,
that will take a lot of energy considering shes in one of ''those'' moods,
we can finish this tomorrow evening legion :)

[Legion]

Aye aye.

[HANK]

You wish you were scottish

[uchiha.itachi]

not really,
ive seen a vid where it is proven that a lot of them are sheep humpers,
im not trying to insult scottish but i really did see such a vid

[HANK]

link me

[uchiha.itachi]

Do Scottish men really hump sheep?

In: Goats and Sheep [Edit categories]
Answer:

Improve
Yes Scotland has many sheep farmers, so does New Zealand (which at one point had more sheep than people), and both these places have unfortunately been the victims of true rumors that they hump sheep- THIS ISNT a joke and totally true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCgx8zM3woQ&feature=BFa&list=FLccE5menA2k61poF1REyEAg&lf=plpp_video
couldnt find the video anymore,
but here is google answers,
and a video where even someone knows about it,
i dont believe in music clips that its true but its written to target stereotypes,

[HANK]

link me

[HANK]

You lie?

[uchiha.itachi]

no im not kidding ya

[HANK]

well link me

[uchiha.itachi]

the page back i made links and linked a google forum,
there were a few more but i took the first i found,

[HANK]

What planet are you from?

[uchiha.itachi]

bazinga

[HANK]

Aye yae can tell

[uchiha.itachi]

is it the accent?

[HANK]

aye. as soon as you open your mouth

[uchiha.itachi]

nice!
then people are CUMplete dumbasses when they cant even see it when others can obviously see it

[HANK]

Oh wit! Your bazingad oot yur nut!

[uchiha.itachi]

ill put it back in if its to disturbing but he needs fresh air sumtimes :D

[HANK]

Totally bazingad oot his nut

[MovieMason]

What is the 1 game all of us have, so we can play?

FIFA 2012?
COD MW3?
BF3?

I have em all...

psn: moviemason
alt psn: AllahAl-Akbar


Add me! :)

[Legion]

Me and Rapewolf have MW3. Hank won't get it because he's a cheap cunt on the dole. Itchybob doesn't like it.

[Blakpoetry]

if i had it i would probably get you all killed cause i have a vagina :aface:

[iamsplitassyouarent]

All I ever do when playing Call of Duty is walk off the map to commit suicide. I still gain some Prestige points. And I think that Infected mode is boring.

Anyway, I don't play much often nowadays. I am looking forward to Paper Mario 3D. Damn, I must have become a casual gamer...and I must be the only one here with a 3DS :facepalm:

[Blakpoetry]

i dont even have that game http://i.imgur.com/y0FM1.jpg

[iamsplitassyouarent]

You're not missing out on much :p

Try the Orange Box. It has five games; all of which are excellent FPS's. Only one game (Team Fortress 2) has online multiplayer. I think you'd like Portal :D

[Blakpoetry]

but now i want it :(

[iamsplitassyouarent]

Well then get it :p

I must reiterate that it's not too great of a game. It expects you to pay 15 dollars for some shitty extras. With the same amount of money (60 dollars), you could buy 2 or 3 older and better games.

Whatever you want :D

[Blakpoetry]

now i dont want it :hrmph:
im a girl im allowed to change my mind so fast :aface:

[iamsplitassyouarent]

lol :D

I made this a day ago. Maybe you can tell me what to name my next ride :p

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k48/bnmjy/Shot0001.jpg

[uchiha.itachi]

ive been zombie stomping in single player the levels i already done and its to damn funny to kick the guy with a scythe :lol!:
especially to greet him with a grenade launcher to da god damn face,

[rapewolf]

I want a game that is like MUGEN BUTT on PS3. Is there anything GOOD available???

[MovieMason]

K
lol :D


I made this a day ago. Maybe you can tell me what to name my next ride :p

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k48/bnmjy/Shot0001.jpkg the ride with way too many seats

[iamsplitassyouarent]

Well, I have no choice but to make the ride have many seats. When it sometimes becomes popular, the lines get long and people start complaining. Having many seats makes this problem disappear. I'll admit it; it does look odd.

[Legion]

I want a game that is like MUGEN BUTT on PS3. Is there anything GOOD available???

Most fighters are like Mugen, so Street Fighter or Marvel vs Capcom would be up your street. Mugen is only so popular because you can create any character from anything you like.

[Legion]

lol :D

I made this a day ago. Maybe you can tell me what to name my next ride :p

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k48/bnmjy/Shot0001.jpg

Sweet.

CHEATERRR.

[Legion]

Most fighters are like Mugen, so Street Fighter or Marvel vs Capcom would be up your street. Mugen is only so popular because you can create any character from anything you like.

Further to that, Street Fighter x Tekken just came out if that's something you'd enjoy.

[Legion]

I guess we should be more grown-up like you and watch Jersey Shore.

[uchiha.itachi]

taking example to some fake tanned steroid bombs is simply stupid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1ncADC9KM&feature=BFa&list=FLccE5menA2k61poF1REyEAg&lf=plpp_video

[Legion]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2bKVEVUOPg

[uchiha.itachi]

i watched that :D
fucking awesome

[checkered Shirt]

Well, Scratches got delivered today,

Installed it, and it still blue screens my PC,

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Legion]

Sounds like a compatibility issue, but you probably know that already.

[checkered Shirt]

Yeah, i looked up a fix online, one way to fix it is to edit the 'scream.cfg' file in note pad,
You change the refresh rate manually from '0' to '60', that should do it they say...

But when i edit it, then go to save it, i get an 'access denied'

Pissing me off man, the game got all got reviews, too.

[Legion]

Try creating a dupe, or downloading an already edited cfg from the net?

[checkered Shirt]

I been trying for a while now, built up a hungar! ill try again after.

I'll be playing it by tonight, i'm sure.

Keep you posted

Cheerio for now.

[checkered Shirt]

Here a patch, there a patch, everywhere a patch, patch...
Still gets the blue screen:facepalm:

3 Pound game is proving to be a hard nut to crack, but i will get my 3 pounds worth.


Eventually, or maybe this is part of the game, hmmmmm..

[uchiha.itachi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTAlr5raV2U&feature=BFa&list=FLccE5menA2k61poF1REyEAg&lf=plpp_video

[Kurt Cobain]

Hey guys i finally have a girlfriend :lol:

http://twilight.ponychan.net/chan/g/src/133348385445.png

[Legion]

Fuckin' emo bitch, I bet she cuts her wrists to get attention!

[uchiha.itachi]

didnt know mary had schoolyard pics

[Legion]

Mary?

[Kurt Cobain]

Fuckin' emo bitch, I bet she cuts her wrists to get attention!

No but she does keep killing my sheep

[Legion]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcCrxxBhO2E

[Legion]

No but she does keep killing my sheep

In the name of Satan?

[Kurt Cobain]

Come join

IP is 99.177.249.180

[Kurt Cobain]

cmon do it faggot!

[Merry Alan and his chocolate boggle nuts.]

What game? :chin:

[Legion]

I can't find my mouse.

[uchiha.itachi]

minecraft

[Merry Alan and his chocolate boggle nuts.]

Son, I am disappoint :disappointed:

[Kurt Cobain]

I can't find my mouse.

lies!

[Kurt Cobain]

Son, I am disappoint :disappointed:

shut up.

[Legion]

lies!

You're a lies!

[Merry Alan and his chocolate boggle nuts.]

Minecraft is shite! :bustingup: Call yourself gamers?! PAH! :bustingup:

[uchiha.itachi]

thats youre opinion

[Legion]

You're an opinion!

[Merry Alan and his chocolate boggle nuts.]

No, you are!

[uchiha.itachi]

or maybe you are!

[Merry Alan and his chocolate boggle nuts.]

Or you are!

[uchiha.itachi]

you sure you arent?

[iamsplitassyouarent]

Time to try to get into Skyrim again. If not, maybe I'll play Final Fantasy VIII. It's been a while since I had to deal with the game's stupid junction battle system.

[Legion]

FFVIII remains the best game in the franchise yet.

[iamsplitassyouarent]

I'm more into Final Fantasy IX, even though it was arguably the easiest game of the series. As for VIII, it's okay, but I'm not a big fan of constantly having to draw magic instead having an MP bar.

[Legion]

Zidane gets on my nerves. :spaz:

[Legion]

http://www.astretchyhand.com/

[uchiha.itachi]

were on 6-2 legion

[Legion]

GODDAMN I JUST WANTED TO EAT A SANDWICH FIRST YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Yeah I know I haven't played it since so it should still be in the same place :p

[uchiha.itachi]

GOOD,
im switching microphone off cuz im listening to musics :D

[Legion]

Good because I don't wanna hear your fuckin' Dutchy windmill clog dancing music.

[uchiha.itachi]

actually its sweet home alabama right now,
might want to skip this song

[Legion]

This punk takes forever to get ready

Doin' his fuckin' hair or some shit.

[uchiha.itachi]

you mean selling shit and upgrading weapons?

[Legion]

Press L3 and R3 bitch

[uchiha.itachi]

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggot

[Legion]

Dead nigger storage

[uchiha.itachi]

my kind of storage to set on fire
if i would stand there i would shoot her

[uchiha.itachi]

prefer an alive one now that i think of it but whatever

[Legion]

... Go suck a bag of dicks

[uchiha.itachi]

youre fault!
i saw you died

[Legion]

As if you walked away unscathed :spaz:

[uchiha.itachi]

only a scratch

[Legion]

Sexy.

[deadskinmask]

sweet home alabama??? awsome :aface: :ttlnbkts:

[uchiha.itachi]

that was fucking awesome!
the music really added well to this bossfight

[Legion]

It even had lazorz.

[uchiha.itachi]

imah firing mah lazor BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

[deadskinmask]

lol. GET TO THA CHOPPA.

[uchiha.itachi]

this guy is fucking awesome,
such a badass with those kicks

[Legion]

:rofl:

He also mad.

[uchiha.itachi]

very mad

[Legion]

... I was too busy daydreaming right there.

[uchiha.itachi]

mistakes can happen,
that looked badass to

[Legion]

Wrong button :facepalm:

[uchiha.itachi]

Loooooooool

[Legion]

Ow. :spaz: