15 Min. alone with BLAKP.....

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

Ok fellas, here it is! She's smoked some fucked up shit and is wasted on the couch!

As her friends, what would we do? None of that "I'll put her in the bed & tuck her in" shit! -Weeg got dibs on that one!

15 minutes before her girlfriends cum back to check up on her.... :evilgrin:

[Chaos_Beer]

Uh.... I'd watch as whatever well-paid Fortune 500 stud she's got wrapped around her finger beat the mortal shit out of anyone who tries anything.... :rofl:

Then I would take her weed, because the best shit I've ever smoked came from Canada. :eek:

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

burn a swastika on her bot bot :)

[handbannana]

Wait the 15 minutes so I could fuck them both at the same time.

[Nero]

1 wolf, 1 tongue :teeth:

[Chaos_Beer]

saying nothing. All just touching the meAT.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Chaos_Beer]

1 wolf, 1 tongue :teeth:

1 Wolf, 1 Cup

[Abuser]

1 Stoner 1 Load

http://www.shedontlikeit.com/tgp/facial/michelle/pics/15.jpg

[Nero]

1 Wolf, 1 Cup

nah learned my cup lesson the last time :flutter:

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

I'd leave some "questionable" brown smears on that maple-leaf flag of hers!!! Find her weed stash & replace it with oregano (she wouldn't know the difference in quality, anyhow!).

[Nio]

if i was there i probably tell her my life story,smoking her weed,with her tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight undies on my head,and at the same time watching comedy from her plasma!!!oh,and using her ync account from her pc to fuck around with other people!!!!

yyeah the best 15 minutes of my life!!!:eek::lol:


oh,and i piss on her carpet before someone enter to her house!!!

[Chaos_Beer]

if i was there i probably tell her my life story,smoking her weed,with her tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight undies on my head,and at the same time watching comedy from her plasma!!!oh,and using her ync account from her pc to fuck around with other people!!!!

yyeah the best 15 minutes of my life!!!:eek::lol:

Would that be because your head is abnormally large or because she shops in the Hello Kitty section? :)

[Munkii]

you're a stupid ugly bitch. i wanna stab you to death and play around with your blood.

[Badger]

Camera, action, YNC front page history! :evilgrin:

[Munkii]

yea
you're my groopiesss xxx

[ChunkyFecalBreakfast]

This is more than a little creepy

[Chaos_Beer]

you're a stupid ugly bitch. i wanna stab you to death and play around with your blood.

Ah, NOW I see what you're driving at. That was a concise statement.

You've brought to light a forked theorem that I've been milling about in my head.

In fact, you've proven with our short time together that there are no prerequisites to reproduction or internet usage.

I'm hosting a convention on fetal alcohol syndrome awareness next week and I would be thrilled for you to attend as the guest of honor. What say you?

[Munkii]

Ah, NOW I see what you're driving at. That was a concise statement.

You've brought to light a forked theorem that I've been milling about in my head.

In fact, you've proven with our short time together that there are no prerequisites to reproduction or internet usage.

I'm hosting a convention on fetal alcohol syndrome awareness next week and I would love you to attend as the guest of honor. What say you?

i say lets meet. i have a conference room.

[JAK]

wait till she comes online ! none of you are going to get away with this, lol.......:D

[Badger]

wait till she comes online ! none of you are going to get away with this, lol.......:D

s'right she'll fack 'em, fack 'em good. Dirty bunch o' fackin nonce cants!

http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/canary_nonce.jpg

[Chaos_Beer]

i say lets meet. i have a conference room.

I must not be familiar with your dialect. Are 'conference room' and 'termite-infested sodomite lair' used interchangeably where you come from?

http://blogs.edweek.org/edweek/thisweekineducation/upload/2007/06/the_mexican_will_see_you/askamexicanlogosmall.jpg

Tu eres mi lindo, mujer :)

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

if i was there i probably tell her my life story,smoking her weed,with her tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight undies on my head,and at the same time watching comedy from her plasma!!!oh,and using her ync account from her pc to fuck around with other people!!!!

yyeah the best 15 minutes of my life!!!:eek::lol:


oh,and i piss on her carpet before someone enter to her house!!!

dunno what it is with your posts but i always find myself drifting off to sleep after reading the first line or so :lol:

[Nio]

ehhmmm,the second!!!iwe shop from the same store after all!!!

[Munkii]

I must not be familiar with your dialect. Are 'conference room' and 'termite-infested sodomite lair' used interchangeably where you come from?

http://blogs.edweek.org/edweek/thisweekineducation/upload/2007/06/the_mexican_will_see_you/askamexicanlogosmall.jpg

Tu eres mi lindo, mujer :)

i dont know what the fuck it means you stupid ugly bitch fucking mexicans

[Chaos_Beer]

i dont know what the fuck it means you stupid ugly bitch fucking mexicans

I am at a loss for words.

Mark this occasion, for it is rare, indeed. :rofl:

[Munkii]

well quit the beers you degenerate DingalingKing. maybe if you would respect the glorious trademarks you would do a little bit better, and maybe your country wouldnt suck half as much as it does now, cant even control egypt. tsss.....

[Nio]

dunno what it is with your posts but i always find myself drifting off to sleep after reading the first line or so :lol:

hahahha you are soo funny!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
but i didnt get it!!someone speak to you,sissy boy cop???

[Nio]

^^^^
whats that??

[Munkii]

http://bokertov.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/27/hamas_burns_star_of_david_when_araf.jpg

[THE MAD HATTER]

I would give her the best 15 mins of her life then steel the weed

[Chaos_Beer]

well quit the beers you degenerate DingalingKing. maybe if you would respect the glorious trademarks you would do a little bit better, and maybe your country wouldnt suck half as much as it does now, cant even control egypt. tsss.....

There's nothing worse in this world than being condescended to by an idiot. Go play with I_LOVE_LOOKING_STUPID.

We're crappy because we are imperialistic, yet we're crappy because we aren't controlling someone? Such consistent logic...

Brushing your teeth is an unnecessary and arduous task for you, I'll wager.

[Nio]

Discount nazi! Didnt know that? He is a low-wager. :rofl:

i know,just you shoked me with all this uglyness you post!!!how i supposed to sleep now??
<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/DingalingKing" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa408/Mother_Russia23/Funny_Monkey_Face.jpg" border="0" alt="Monkey face Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>
that is much better than to see gaynazi's photo!!

[bnmjy]

I would only need five minutes to steal all her belongings. Afterward, you can have her.

<font-size="-7">That way I could blame it all on you and throw every statistic about black crime in my defense.</font>

[Nio]

and i supposed the internet his gay black lover pays it so they can chat when he is out of town!!!i find a better job in sperm bank for him!!!he can help all the men...with his way:fapz:!!
scouze....be a volunteer το a sperm bank.......for the name of humanity!!!!:rofl:

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

oh for god's sake never in all my life have i had so much shit because of my old job as a security guard! anyone would think i was flipping burgers in burger king or something. the wage was actually ok yano....

so dilfy and nio what line of work are you 2 fella's (i use that term very loosely) into? and hanging around public toilets offering blowies for a fiver is not what i mean ladies

[handbannana]

I miss chaos666

[Nio]

dont be sorry for your past sister!!!
remember my word!!!
find a sperm bank and ask if they can keep you as ...the cup!!!
<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/sperm%20bank" target="_blank"><img src="http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o293/janine_dicosta/miscellaneous/b_sperm.jpg" border="0" alt="sperm bank Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>
there you go!!!
just saying....

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

honestly if you're skint dilfy boi try selling drugs on the side. thats how i afford my little extra's that an honest blue collar wage wont provide ;)

you'll be able to get your transgender op finished off at last

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

dont be sorry for your past sister!!!
remember my word!!!
find a sperm job and ask if they can keep you as ...the cup!!!
<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/DingalingKing" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa408/Mother_Russia23/Funny_Monkey_Face.jpg" border="0" alt="Monkey face Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>
there you go!!!
just saying....

lad i might be a lot of things but ugly aint one of them. try again

[Legion]

I get the feeling that this thread isn't about Blak anymore.

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

I get the feeling that this thread isn't about Blak anymore.

well someone more important has entered the room :lol:

no offense blakky :D

[Nio]

Ah, you know. Those low-waging-jobster like Discount Nazi are just weak. I never go on full rogue with him. It's like going out in the city and laughing about a homeless bum. You got to know your limits. Duscount Nazi is one of them. I feel sorry for him or dr . Poor souls :shrug:

But did you know a true funny nazi? The Creator Sin! Those were the days. A true cunt, but a greAT enemy. A true pain in the ass. but worth the smack. And at the end, a cool fella. But Dsicount Nazi???? Not worth, Nio!
agree with you!!!just,that poor nazifreak needs some ''love'' thats why he want to play tonight!!!creator skin was cool at the end indeed!!!

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

do women love your hairy back nio

[Nio]

well someone more important has entered the room :lol:

no offense blakky :D

then run to take his boots off!!!and bring us beers bitch!!!!

[checkered Shirt]

honestly if you're skint dilfy boi try selling drugs on the side. thats how i afford my little extra's that an honest blue collar wage wont provide ;)

you'll be able to get your transgender op finished off at last

better being the invester, buy it, give a few boxes to someone couple of days collect your money x5. easy.

work all week legit, n hardly spend the legit banked cash. Works for me, plus its only weed not like im totally risking my ass with a heavy sentence.

[Nio]

do women love your hairy back nio

oh yeah they love hairy men and not some shaved girly bodies like yours,police special force of the mall!!!!!
did they give you a BB gun coz you are a turd who wants to play the cop and running around like spaz in the mall??tell me the true!!<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/bee bee gun/cradleoffilthbaby21/Crazy ass friends/adamgun.jpg?o=8" target="_blank"><img src="http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g208/cradleoffilthbaby21/Crazy%20ass%20friends/adamgun.jpg" border="0"></a>

[Nio]

Can you imagine, when Discount Nazi is pumped up, with his flesh light walking down the mall, as Mister cool? :rofl: Some Pakis are too loud. "Excuse me, would you please lower your voice, please? Thank you!" and then he must check the back of the mall and the trash. :rofl: Living the life of a frustrated average chump, where it's all the fault of the "government" and the "pakis" :rofl: And on saturdays some football with Trevor, his boyfriend. What an exciting life!!!
:suicide::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

dilf its very easy to slag other people from the safety of your pc and remain anonymous but what you dont realise is that by hiding behind a character you've created online and giving nothing away about yourself so that not much can be used against you when you dish out the insults makes you look very very pathetic indeed.

oh and i 110% guarantee you wouldnt dare insult me to my face. just saying :)

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

oh and you 2 really need to get a fucking room, i can smell the pre cum already ewww

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

better being the invester, buy it, give a few boxes to someone couple of days collect your money x5. easy.

work all week legit, n hardly spend the legit banked cash. Works for me, plus its only weed not like im totally risking my ass with a heavy sentence.

ye man defo. always worth doing a bit on the side, aslong as you dont go silly and you hold down a full time job the five o wont touch you

[Nio]

oh and you 2 really need to get a fucking room, i can smell the pre cum already ewww

ewwww????that sound a little bit gay!!!is that you do in real life???ewww????
admit it and your life will change!!feel free,open your mind and your ass wil follow!!

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

Now listen very carefully you AFC! Dont give that "safe behind your PC" shit. Thats exactly what others here like Liacon and others said. I always offer to meAT... But at the end you are not man enough! You know that I rip your guts apart you poor soul. I have money and power. But I wouldnt mind to CRUSH you personally, you 3 dollar mall cop. Ugly low-wager. Enjoy your youth, son. In 10 years your out, because you're a consumer :rofl:

meATing??? you young chump. It's better for your chump life, not!

dilf you're nothing but a fictional online character made up to try and block out your sad lonely sex-less existence

i really do feel very sorry for your kind. problem is that on the internet you come across many like you, taking out their frustrations online because the outside world has shunned them. where did it all go wrong seriously? is it too late for counselling or therapy??

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

nio you're barely worth replying to as your grasp of English is fucking dire at best.

oh and you've got a hairy back

[Nio]

oh and you 2 really need to get a fucking room, i can smell the pre cum already ewww

<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/gay" target="_blank"><img src="http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w348/GlennD108/GayTest.jpg" border="0" alt="Gay Test Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>
ewwww???i cant make you a man from one or 2 posts!!!but i try a little bit!!
watch this!!

[bnmjy]

oh and you 2 really need to get a fucking room, i can smell the pre cum already ewww

lol, you know what pre cum smells like?

[handbannana]

<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/gay" target="_blank"><img src="http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w348/GlennD108/GayTest.jpg" border="0" alt="Gay Test Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>
ewwww???i cant make you a man from one or 2 posts!!!but i try a little bit!!
watch this!!

I noticed her armpit first. :p :p :p :fapz: :fapz: :p :p :p

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

lol, you know what pre cum smells like?

so you've never had sex or a wank before?

[Chaos_Beer]

I saw her hair first. That style always made me go mmmmm :evilgrin:


<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/gay" target="_blank"><img src="http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w348/GlennD108/GayTest.jpg" border="0" alt="Gay Test Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>

[Nio]

nio you're barely worth replying to as your grasp of English is fucking dire at best.

oh and you've got a hairy back

oh no dont do that to me please!!!you are a cruel mallcop!!!you broke my heart now!!
tell me somethink did they give you those plastic police badge to make you feel like a promotion???
mama.....mama...they make me Detective mailcop!!oh man forget that!!its a lie....they keep you there coz you are a spaz!!!

[Chaos_Beer]

lol, you know what pre cum smells like?

I was going to ask that too.

I mean, I've seen and had my hand covered in my fair share, sure, but I can't remember it having a smell...

Maybe I need to eat more fruit....?

[Nio]

so you've never had sex or a wank before?

do you???

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

right fuck this im bored, im arguing with a fictional homosexual misfit and a bloke with a hairy back and greasy armpits

laters beeeaattchhes

[lucy in the sky]

If I had 15 mins with Blak I would handcuff her to me :heart: and wait too see who else shows up. Could be fun :lol!:

[Nio]

this guy here have a chance to catch a thief more than you can!!!!<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/security%20guard" target="_blank"><img src="http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff238/pbonner/PI%202011/DSCF3222.jpg" border="0" alt="security guard Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>

[lucy in the sky]

http://192.20.225.36/tts/speech/819f3e12db25af75ee54ed641ad012aa.wav

:lol!:

[Blakpoetry]

Ok fellas, here it is! She's smoked some fucked up shit and is wasted on the couch!

As her friends, what would we do? None of that "I'll put her in the bed & tuck her in" shit! -Weeg got dibs on that one!

15 minutes before her girlfriends cum back to check up on her.... :evilgrin:

you are a naughty blakman :flick:


Uh.... I'd watch as whatever well-paid Fortune 500 stud she's got wrapped around her finger beat the mortal shit out of anyone who tries anything.... :rofl:

Then I would take her weed, because the best shit I've ever smoked came from Canada.
i am all alone and i have no girlfriends to look out for me woe is me :p


burn a swastika on her bot bot :)
at least make sure it is super hot ok :flutter:


Wait the 15 minutes so I could fuck them both at the same time.
thanks for not stealing my weed :p

I bring my all new recruited Dilfs, and wait in front of the house in the evening, saying nothing. All just touching the meAT.
make sure you touch each other as well

1 wolf, 1 tongue :teeth:
I would actually let you stay after i woke up :flutter:
now i have to read through dilf nio and scouse war :lol:

[handbannana]

Check out the similar threads

[checkered Shirt]

I was going to ask that too.

I mean, I've seen and had my hand covered in my fair share, sure, but I can't remember it having a smell...

Maybe I need to eat more fruit....?

Yeah apparently eat lots of pineapple and you will have sweet cum,

Source; a random rap artist over heard from ambient noise on my travels.

[you]

i'd rub her feet . and make her a nice cup of tea for when she wakes up... then she's be so impressed that she's give herself up to me and we'd make love all night long

[Blakpoetry]

i'd rub her feet . and make her a nice cup of tea for when she wakes up... then she's be so impressed that she's give herself up to me and we'd make love all night long

your red writing is enough to win me over :heart:

[woner]

HAhahahahahahaa

[you]

your red writing is enough to win me over :heart:


if i did it in green would you shy away from me ?

[Chaos_Beer]

i'd rub her feet

You never rub my feet anymore.

It's always the BBD (ger better deal) with men, I swear. :mad1:

[Chaos_Beer]

if i did it in green would you shy away from me ?

HA caught it before you could fix it. Only the basic ones work. I've done that many a time. :rofl:

[you]

ah forget it ....back to red

[you]

You never rub my feet anymore

it's cos you stopped washing them 6 months ago......ahahallahhh

[Blakpoetry]

anyone tries to touch my feet and they risk getting a kick in the head :lol!:

[MARTIAN]

It's always the BBD (ger better deal) with men, I swear. :mad1:

"Hardbodies" (1984).....hell yeah....:D

[Chaos_Beer]

"Hardbodies" (1984).....hell yeah....:D

Can't you let me have anything? :mad1:

We need more interesting lives.... that was an obscure reference. :rofl:

[MARTIAN]

Can't you let me have anything? :mad1:

We need more interesting lives.... that was an obscure reference. :rofl:

:rofl:......hey man what can I say....the dude flips people off in 48 different languages (or something like that)......funny movie though....:)

[MARTIAN]

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[Blakpoetry]

15 minutes alone with myself isnt enough http://imgur.com/S35U7.gif
what if i wanna ask about my day and if i still love me?

[MARTIAN]

15 mins aint enough? Goddam.....gimme 3 - 5 sometimes and ive done the deed AND decorated my ceiling to boot.....:rofl:

[Blakpoetry]

but if you could just keep cumming i am sure you would :p

[MARTIAN]

Maple syrup......Ohhhhh Canada......:p

http://www.frugalyankee.com/files/maple_syrup07171055.jpg

[Blakpoetry]

http://www.shooshshare.com/upload/2011-02-16/1297872449.gif

[Chaos_Beer]

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="960" height="750" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LAYMJnO9LBQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Blakpoetry]

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="960" height="750" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LAYMJnO9LBQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

you can blame us but your soul will still be heavy
do they still make those in america? :p

[Chaos_Beer]

soul < ----- > do they still make those in america? :p

Yeah..... but I didn't qualify :(

[Blakpoetry]

poor thing :lol:
does it hurt? :p

[Chaos_Beer]

poor thing :lol:
does it hurt? :p

In a manner and place you've not known, Miss Blak.

Pray you never do.... :evilgrin:

[Blakpoetry]

http://imgur.com/7hIaA.gif i think this is how you pray right? :p

[Chaos_Beer]

http://imgur.com/7hIaA.gif i think this is how you pray right? :p

HA! Nope. Reference my signature.

That's how you're supposed to pray. :D

[Blakpoetry]

oh so thats what the priests were doing, just praying :p

[Legion]

HA! Nope. Reference my signature.

That's how you're supposed to pray. :D

So, you suck cock now, Chaos?

[Chaos_Beer]

So, you suck cock now, Chaos?

I'm not religious - you know this!

[Legion]

Fair enough. :rolleyes:

[lucious lips]

So, you suck cock now, Chaos?


I'm not religious - you know this!

:facepalm: :rofl:

[Chaos_Beer]

Fair enough. :rolleyes:

I am, however, hard-up for money, Squall. :evilgrin:


:facepalm: :rofl:

It's not funny! Da man's keepin' me down - no rest fo' da wicked! :rofl:

[lucious lips]

I am, however, hard-up for money, Squall. :evilgrin:



It's not funny! Da man's keepin' me down - no rest fo' da wicked! :rofl:

If you wait, Blackgirl bitch will be back from her corner. I can trip her up and you can steal her coins.

[Chaos_Beer]

If you wait, Blackgirl bitch will be back from her corner. I can trip her up and you can steal her coins.

I'm hard-up for sex, too. Maybe I'll just pay her a visit!

Hey! Don't judge! Beastiality is legal there.... :rofl:

[lucious lips]

I'm hard-up for sex, too. Maybe I'll just pay her a visit!

Hey! Don't judge! Beastiality is legal there.... :rofl:

Hey, I was more worried that you were hard up for money! But if you want to ride the donkey no one will stop you! :lol!:

[Mr.5050]

If I had blak gouched out on the sofa for 15mins I'd run around her room just to arrange everything completely different and watch her face when she wakes up still mashed :D

[Blakpoetry]

If I had blak gouched out on the sofa for 15mins I'd run around her room just to arrange everything completely different and watch her face when she wakes up still mashed :D

that is so cruel :rofl:

i would like to know what Zyk would do :lol:

[Mr.5050]

that is so cruel :rofl:

i would like to know what Zyk would do :lol:

Not as cruel as shaving off one of your eyebrows and putting one of your shoes on the roof of the house :teeth:

[Blakpoetry]

Not as cruel as shaving off one of your eyebrows and putting one of your shoes on the roof of the house :teeth:

when i was younger i used to shave my eyebrows and draw them on :screwy:

[Mr.5050]

when i was younger i used to shave my eyebrows and draw them on :screwy:

I knew someone that did that :rofl: She looked like a vantriliquists doll :lol!:

[Blakpoetry]

well i dont think i looked that bad :lol:
but bad enough :lol!:

[Mr.5050]

:rofl:

[MARTIAN]

when i was younger i used to shave my eyebrows and draw them on :screwy:

One of my buds had a GF who did that and he fucked her eyebrows off coz her face was in a pillow....:D

[Blakpoetry]

One of my buds had a GF who did that and he fucked her eyebrows off coz her face was in a pillow....:D

i remember you telling me that once :lol:

[Chaos_Beer]

One of my buds had a GF who did that and he fucked her eyebrows off coz her face was in a pillow....:D

That.... is AWESOME.

[Blakpoetry]

look at the similar theads :facepalm:

[Chaos_Beer]

look at the similar theads :facepalm:

That's your influence all the way, sister. Tsk. Tsk.

[Blakpoetry]

at least the real sluts who party are monogamous with each other :heart:

[Chaos_Beer]

at least the real sluts who party are monogamous with each other :heart:

You think?

You have an interesting definition of monogamy lol.

By that logic, I have never performed infidelity in my life!

[Blakpoetry]

it only counts when you are a slutty party girl :p

[Nero]

i'm not slutty :flutter:

[Chaos_Beer]

i'm not slutty :flutter:

Shame. I thought I had a chance. :shrug:

No room for man-love on the side these days....

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

Lady Blak in a bikini and these nikkas are the best things out of Canadada!
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[Blakpoetry]

i love bubbles :lol:

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

^^ I honestly can't tell ya who is best. Mr. Leahy is very convincing and Randy Bobamby's stomach speaks for itself!! Julian with that fuckin rum& coke and Randy who averages saying "fuck" about 50+ times per episode!!

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

getting back to the question....

Once she tried (this) Blak, she'll NEVER go back! On the 16th minute when she wakes up, it'll be BLAK on BLAK violence in the sack:hump:!!!
(i can dream, right?:D)

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

i reckon blak's shit hot at sucking sausage...... just saying

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

^^^ 1 BLAK eye, cumming up! :rofl::rofl:

[Blakpoetry]

my virgin ears are burning :flutter:

[Chaos_Beer]

my virgin ears are burning :flutter:

That's because you've left them so far behind you they are being dragged on the asphalt :D

[Blakpoetry]

but i never leave my house :flutter:

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

mad isnt it how for females the less people they've slept with the better whereas for lads its en embarrassment to have a low tally sheet lmao

[Chaos_Beer]

mad isnt it how for females the less people they've slept with the better whereas for lads its en embarrassment to have a low tally sheet lmao

I can't remember half of mine so.... I can only claim a few. '

This is my embarrassed face. :(

[Blakpoetry]

i think its gross if a guy is a slut :lol:

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

iv only slept with around 30 or so birds which aint many if you look at how many my mate's have been with lol. iv had a few long term relationships and didnt cheat so thats main reason why my tally's low but i prefer it that way to be honest :)

[weeg]

me and momma will get our stabbers out for amybob

[Blakpoetry]

me and momma will get our stabbers out for amybob

i knew you would save me weeg :heart:

[Mr.5050]

me and momma will get our stabbers out for amybob

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[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

Weeg me lad. Put the stabber away. Weez just havin a good time with the las, you know we'd never hurt her. Granted she might be a little sore, require some stitches & ointment and be permanently bo-legged afterwards, but she'll be the same cheery person in a few weeks! Please, no need for violence!!!:teeth:

[handbannana]

my virgin ears are burning :flutter:

that's because
1. they are not virgin
2. they are infected after your ear virginity was taken :D

[1964kns]

I'd stick my cock in her ass and as she woke i'd slit her from ear to ear then leave like a thief in the night...

[checkered Shirt]

ill take everything shiney.

including ya weed. LOL

[Abuser]

ill take everything shiney.

including ya weed. LOL

They have shiny weed where you come from? :confused:

[Mr.5050]

They have shiny weed where you come from? :confused:

:rofl:

[checkered Shirt]

I was just including the weed, but saying that, get a bud out your pocket and hold it in sun rays and rotate it untill a crystal reflects the light, there you go, shiney weed.

[Abuser]

I was just including the weed, but saying that, get a bud out your pocket and hold it in sun rays and rotate it untill a crystal reflects the light, there you go, shiney weed.


But it's pissing down where I am :shrug:

[Mr.5050]

I was just including the weed, but saying that, get a bud out your pocket and hold it in sun rays and rotate it untill a crystal reflects the light, there you go, shiney weed.

No crystals on weed at all lol They have trichnomes and if you can find some enough to sparkle in the sunlight I'll score off your dealer :rofl:

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Yummy :teeth:

[Nero]

http://www.onethreefour.co.uk/files/2009/02/i-love-shiny-things.png

[Mr.5050]

http://www.onethreefour.co.uk/files/2009/02/i-love-shiny-things.png

:rofl: :lol!: :rofl: :lol!: :rofl:

[1964kns]

http://uploadffs.nl/images/img0008.jpg

[Nero]

i need to poop, will this come out my 15mins? :(

[weeg]

watch tv and eet sushi:)

[Nero]

sounds good to me :flutter:

[fuknut]

http://uploadffs.nl/images/img0008.jpg

white widow,amsterdam's finest;)
http://cannabismjseeds.com/img_files/White-Widow.jpg

[Abuser]

Seems fitting that a thread about Lady Blak has turned to weed.....:banana:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/699509/80535562.gif

[Nero]

http://i.imgur.com/VAtnT.gif

[Abuser]

Even Jesus can't save her now :lol:

[True North]

watch tv and eet sushi:)

Funny part is, he is not being euphemistic.

http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1864228/xx-a.gif

I'd roll a few, and watch tv with weeg. Pass me a stabber brother.
http://th173.photobucket.com/albums/w69/Frankori/th_rolleyes.gif
Good, innocent Canadian girls need to be treated with respect.
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r289/gopsux/z6535639.gif

[Blakpoetry]

i like the direction this thread is headed http://www.shooshshare.com/upload/2010-12-31/1293825798.gif:lol:


Funny part is, he is not being euphemistic.

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I'd roll a few, and watch tv with weeg. Pass me a stabber brother.
http://th173.photobucket.com/albums/w69/Frankori/th_rolleyes.gif
Good, innocent Canadian girls need to be treated with respect.
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r289/gopsux/z6535639.gif

I am innocent angel http://imgur.com/vUeQz.gif

[True North]

...

[True North]

I am innocent angel http://imgur.com/vUeQz.gif

I am sure you are. ROLL EYES.

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Thx to 64 for this one.
Seems appropriate.
:D

[Blakpoetry]

you better believe it or i might have to kill you :flutter:

[Nero]

:teeth:

http://images.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/07/smoke-weed-every-day.jpg

[Blakpoetry]

smoke weed everyday :lol:

[THE MAD HATTER]

Would you like to snort with me

[1964kns]

I am sure you are. ROLL EYES.

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Thx to 64 for this one.
Seems appropriate.
:D

If you liked that you may like this little mix i did cypress herb lol
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[THE MAD HATTER]

Smoke an toot is the best way

[True North]

^... Add a drink and you just explained my 20's.

FANTASTIC !!!

[Mr.5050]

^... Add a drink and you just explained my 20's.

FANTASTIC !!!

Ditto :D

[True North]

you better believe it or i might have to kill you :flutter:

Only if you make a duck face first.

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sexy-fail-ginger-fat-uno.jpg

:lol:

[Blakpoetry]

Only if you make a duck face first.

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sexy-fail-ginger-fat-uno.jpg

:lol:

the only good thing i can say about this pic is that she has awesome taste in card games :facepalm:

[True North]

^ Hey, that's my future wife you are talking about.
I loves me dem she rolls on my Ginger princess.
:rofl:

[truther]

lol gay.

[fuknut]

http://www.secondcitizen.net/Forum/images/smilies/smiley-face-drool.gif15 MINITS

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

189 posts about "15 mins. alone with Blak" should get some sort of weed sponsorship by now!
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[Blakpoetry]

since this thread opened i have been teaching people how to roll joints correctly down at the local boys and girls club :flutter:

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

since this thread opened i have been teaching people how to roll joints correctly down at the local boys and girls club :flutter:

Your 1st mistake is calling it a joint! Haven't you guys up there upgraded to blunts yet?:D
BTW, this thread is missing someone. Mr. Liacon's 2 favorite subjects, lady Blak & weed! :rofl:

[Blakpoetry]

He is super busy these days :D

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

^^ Some of us members are trying to fap to your pics, but the message "all circuits are busy, please try your fap again later" keeps appearing thanks to LIACON!!!:mad:

[Blakpoetry]

i still say 15 minutes is not enough :lol:

[Chaos_Beer]

Your 1st mistake is calling it a joint! Haven't you guys up there upgraded to blunts yet?:D
BTW, this thread is missing someone. Mr. Liacon's 2 favorite subjects, lady Blak & weed! :rofl:

Sorry B, blunts are disgusting. The point is to have LESS harsh paper-like substances and MORE green in the ratio..... :bong:

Spoken like a veteran of many, if I may say so myself.... :D

[Badger]

^^^agreed! :D

http://www.topfoto.co.uk/gallery/CND/images/prevs/0007899.jpg

[HANK]

I want 2 dominate Blakp..Sexually!

[Klown]

I wouldn't even need 15 minutes, about 2 would do me. :hump:

[Mr.5050]

I'd do this :D

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[HANK]

I'd do this :D

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uT1ajLbeR7U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Id liked 2 have seen him drown,wipe the smile off theyr faces

[liacon]

^^ Some of us members are trying to fap to your pics, but the message "all circuits are busy, please try your fap again later" keeps appearing thanks to LIACON!!!:mad:Sorry sir.....it's an addiction.:o


Sorry B, blunts are disgusting. The point is to have LESS harsh paper-like substances and MORE green in the ratio..... :bong:

Spoken like a veteran of many, if I may say so myself.... :DWell you don't say so yourself because I agree wholeheartedly:bong:


i still say 15 minutes is not enough :lol:I beg to differ, but 15 minutes is pleanty of time for me to disapoint you:(

[zykron]

15 minute Q&A session at a place of her choosing, lunch on me, and I'd ask what she thinks of us all and how she balances her home and work lives.

[Chaos_Beer]

15 minute Q&A session at a place of her choosing, lunch on me, and I'd ask what she thinks of us all and how she balances her home and work lives.

Same set-up, only I get to ask you about the wonders of the universe.

And what color undies you're wearing....:banana: Have a banana.

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

15 minute Q&A session at a place of her choosing, lunch on me, and I'd ask what she thinks of us all and how she balances her home and work lives.

:facepalm: I thought the cool new look would have him like the rest of us average Joe's, "15 mins. wit BlaK...I'd crack her open like a 6pak and chew on her p*ssy like a bbq burger off da grill"! :rofl:

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

I'm horny, is she still unconscience?:D

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

:wait: Will someone please slip her another mickey....

[rapewolf]

but what does she look like? if it's anything like that prostitutes corpse youre hiding at mine

until the heat blows over in new york, you can forget it.

i prefer my corpses fresh

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

SSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssh! It's late and she's asleep *tip-toes softly towards her* Ahh, yes, waited all day for this *hovers over her* WTF is this lump? *pulls sheet down*.....

GODDAMMIT MR. WOLF! DO YOU EVER GO HOME FFS!!!:pissedoff:

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

I'd wear a *censored* hat for her to get her attention!:facepalm:

http://i1019.photobucket.com/albums/af318/Blakmanncharge/GEDV0001.jpg









(do I get some chicken for that?):D

[Blakpoetry]

I'd wear a *censored* hat for her to get her attention!:facepalm:

http://i1019.photobucket.com/albums/af318/Blakmanncharge/GEDV0001.jpg









(do I get some chicken for that?):D

aww :lol:
was it you asking what a toque was? cause you are wearing one :lol:

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

a wha? what's a togue?:shrug:

[Blakpoetry]

togue :lol:
its toque and its what you got on your head :p

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

I thought it was a hat! Whatever it is, it's fleece and warm as hell!

[checkered Shirt]

edit - forget it

[Blakpoetry]

no its pronounced 2ook i dont know how else to spell it how it sounds :lol:

[checkered Shirt]

You seen it before i edited it, that was quick, lol

i spelled it wrong, twice, then thought fuck it.

but 2ook? thats harder to try n say than togue, haha

[Blakpoetry]

its a weird french word :lol:
tooook :p

[uchiha.itachi]

seriously :facepalm:

[deadskinmask]

well, i'd show you my skull collection. then we would go meet my pig, capt. spaulding. then i'd see if my neighbor would take us for a ride in his air boat. if not, we could tour the swamp in my canoe and maybe shoot something for lunch. do you like gator meat? how does that sound, miss poetry?

[Kurt Cobain]

If i were 15 minutes alone with miss blak i'd tattoo 'lemonparty' on her forehead

[uchiha.itachi]

if i was 15 minutes alone with blakpoetry,
i would just talk....nothing else but talk,
not everyone is desperate for sex you know :wait:

[Kurt Cobain]

if i was 15 minutes alone with blakpoetry,
i would just talk....nothing else but talk,
not everyone is desperate for sex you know :wait:

mfw

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSznMiEwy5M23H5z4tZo5sidyImRTkAI 8q8zDbLtPxaWiLQyAv_vIJAeIfHWw

[Legion]

I dunno what would happen but I know she'd be a pirate and I'd be a ninja. :chin:

[woner]

Hmmm...I dunno because when I start drinking and jamming out
all that takes priority over anything. EVEN BEING A GREAT PERVERT!!!
In all, messing with passed out or way out of it people just
isn't my bag...

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

well, i'd show you my skull collection. then we would go meet my pig, capt. spaulding. then i'd see if my neighbor would take us for a ride in his air boat. if not, we could tour the swamp in my canoe and maybe shoot something for lunch. do you like gator meat? how does that sound, miss poetry?


You crack me up lad :rofl:


Whats your cats name again? Mr something, you said it in a previous thread..

I had a ginger cat called Mr Chips and it never failed to get a smile or a chuckle out of people when I told them :lol:

[Legion]

Mr. Chips... isn't that a book or a movie or something? :chin:

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

Original question.... 15 mins with Miss Blak you say?


Well nothing sexual cos I wouldnt wanna ruin mine and mr wolf/nero's peace treaty :lol: So Id educate her on the WN cause and im sure that her name would be subsequently changed to NaziPoetry :evil:

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

Mr. Chips... isn't that a book or a movie or something? :chin:


I came up with the name when I was off ma head and everyone pissed themselves laughing so I kept it :lol:

I think the little yellow guy on catchphrase was called mr chips :D

[deadskinmask]

lol. mr. peepers. lol. i told that guy that asked if coming here was fucking up our head. lol. mr. peepers is dead (rape wolf did NOT kill him) but he was a great cat. he would hide so all you could see was his eyes (ergo, peepers). lol..

[Blakpoetry]

I dunno what would happen but I know she'd be a pirate and I'd be a ninja. :chin:
dont forget the cocaine :aface:

Original question.... 15 mins with Miss Blak you say?


Well nothing sexual cos I wouldnt wanna ruin mine and mr wolf/nero's peace treaty :lol: So Id educate her on the WN cause and im sure that her name would be subsequently changed to NaziPoetry :evil:

sounds a little better than what you said first time around which involved a hot branding iron and a swastika :p

[deadskinmask]

you ignored my question, miss poetry. is it an intentional error? if so i wont let you pet my pig or tour my swamp. so there.

[Blakpoetry]

by pet your pig you mean a real pig right :chin:

[Legion]

dont forget the cocaine :aface:

Then don't forget your wooden leg. Arrr.

[Blakpoetry]

Then don't forget your wooden leg. Arrr.

it would be hard to walk without it :p

[Legion]

You could hop. Leave it at home and I'll challenge you to a race. :D

[Blakpoetry]

you consider that a challenge? :p
you just wanna see me fall on my face :lol:

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

if i was 15 minutes alone with blakpoetry,
i would just talk....nothing else but talk,
not everyone is desperate for sex you know :wait:

You lying sack of shit!! Blakp is just as sexy as them tittie-mommas in your siggy!:rofl:

(*Psst, Bman....Lollerd is looking over my shoulder*)

Oh, ok............my bad!:troll2:
:rofl::rofl:

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

15 minutes alone with Blakp?

Hey BlakP, how fast can you fry chicken?:chin:

[Legion]

you consider that a challenge? :p
you just wanna see me fall on my face :lol:

Would that leave you... hopping mad? :aface:

[Blakpoetry]

15 minutes alone with Blakp?

Hey BlakP, how fast can you fry chicken?:chin:

well it would take longer than 15 minutes unless you like explosive diarrhea with your chicken :lol:

[Blakpoetry]

Would that leave you... hopping mad? :aface:

no it would leave me with one skinned knee and a dirty face :p

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

well it would take longer than 15 minutes unless you like explosive diarrhea with your chicken :lol:

*yellow flag thrown* "Illegal combination of the words diarrhea and chicken used in the same sentence...5 yard penalty"!

please try again:teeth:

[deadskinmask]

yes, ma'm. a real pig. although i use obsenities at times, im actually quite a gentleman and wouldnt attempt to insult you with a double entendre'. pig is just a pig. so, would ya?

[Blakpoetry]

*yellow flag thrown* "Illegal combination of the words diarrhea and chicken used in the same sentence...5 yard penalty"!

please try again:teeth:
period blood? :shrug:

yes, ma'm. a real pig. although i use obsenities at times, im actually quite a gentleman and wouldnt attempt to insult you with a double entendre'. pig is just a pig. so, would ya?

do you ever think about eating the pig? :D

[Legion]

period blood? :shrug:

Full of clots.

Through a straw.

:troll2:

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

period blood? :shrug:
:vomit1:

[deadskinmask]

i love pork ALOT. ham, bacon, chops and ribs. but i also love my pig alot. hes a lookout, a watchdog, a fishing buddy and my friend. so, no. if he dies of his own poor choices, i may utilize him then. but as for now, theres enough critters im NOT emotionally attached to running around that im fine. but, if you prefer pork to gator, i can arrange that also. we have wild pigs here, too. you can pick the menu of your choice.

[Legion]

i love pork ALOT. ham, bacon, chops and ribs. but i also love my pig alot. hes a lookout, a watchdog, a fishing buddy and my friend. so, no. if he dies of his own poor choices, i may utilize him then. but as for now, theres enough critters im NOT emotionally attached to running around that im fine. but, if you prefer pork to gator, i can arrange that also. we have wild pigs here, too. you can pick the menu of your choice.

You're fuckin' weird.

[Blakpoetry]

there are no weirdos on the ync :aface:

[deadskinmask]

lmao. me?? hello pot. meet kettle. psycho. lol

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

i love pork ALOT. ham, bacon, chops and ribs. but i also love my pig alot. hes a lookout, a watchdog, a fishing buddy and my friend. so, no. if he dies of his own poor choices, i may utilize him then. but as for now, theres enough critters im NOT emotionally attached to running around that im fine. but, if you prefer pork to gator, i can arrange that also. we have wild pigs here, too. you can pick the menu of your choice.

You know this guy?
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[deadskinmask]

lol. no. but he looks like a fun guy to party with.

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

I've just had a scroll back to the original posts and re read my altercations with dilf and nio (wtf happened to him and his hairy back) and I have to admit to LOL'ing a tad :troll2:

[deadskinmask]

your posts rock. where are they, scouse?

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

Yo BlakP,

What kind of skills do you have in the kitchen? What dish is your specialty?

I can make a mean ass steak where the meat falls right off the bone and make some killer fried pork chops!:drool:

[Blakpoetry]

Yo BlakP,

What kind of skills do you have in the kitchen? What dish is your specialty?

I can make a mean ass steak where the meat falls right off the bone and make some killer fried pork chops!:drool:

i make good pasta :p
i dont eat that much meat anymore :shrug:
except breakfast sausages lately i been wanting all the time :lol:

[SCOUSE_NAZI]

your posts rock. where are they, scouse?

Beginning of the thread fella :)

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

i make good pasta :p
i dont eat that much meat anymore :shrug:
except breakfast sausages lately i been wanting all the time :lol:

:shock: CRAVINGS? Oh snap....Don't look at me, I was here in America, many witnesses. You need to talk to that English fella!:rofl::rofl:

http://i.imgur.com/9OgBa.png

[checkered Shirt]

i make good pasta :p
i dont eat that much meat anymore :shrug:
except breakfast sausages lately i been wanting all the time :lol:

You like a bit of sausage in the morning eh?

looool

[Abuser]

Same thing I normally do for the first 15mins/half an hour...

69er...

:evilgrin:

[uchiha.itachi]

so much attention....
its a miracle blakp hasnt been driven to instanity yet :chin:

[Legion]

Jealous?

[uchiha.itachi]

i dont see what the use is for having an army of dudes wanting to have sex with me 0o,

[Blakpoetry]

You like a bit of sausage in the morning eh?

looool

for dinner too :troll2:


Same thing I normally do for the first 15mins/half an hour...

69er...



:evilgrin:

:flick:


i dont see what the use is for having an army of dudes wanting to have sex with me 0o,

you must not have read the whole thread :lol:

[Legion]

They're easily manipulated. How do you think cults work?

[Legion]

you must not have read the whole thread :lol:

Hey I was trying to fuck with his head but there's no point now. :hrmph::p

[Nero]

only 15 :shock: