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billybiddles
07-30-2008, 06:07 PM
i would love to see the full version of this. one of my favs.
Arioch
08-04-2008, 03:47 AM
PING!!! this confuses me so much I wanna know wtf is going on. PON EL HUESITO Y SI TE MUEVES TE PEGO EN LA CABEZA!
It is from Sierra Leon, during the war oppisition group would cut off the hands of the other side to stop them voting.
k2thew
08-05-2008, 05:01 PM
bwfc, is right. this is actually the humane way it worked. most villagers were slaughtered and forced without much opinion in the matter.
FUKTUPHAHA
08-14-2008, 07:55 AM
should`ve had the fuckers foot off to stop him running off
EL DIABLO
08-14-2008, 05:58 PM
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<em><strong class="b">k2thew :</strong> bwfc, is right. this is actually the humane way it worked. most villagers were slaughtered and forced without much opinion in the matter.</em></div>
NOT THIS IS FROM RD (DOMINICAN REPUBLIC) THE OLD WAY TO PUNISH THEFT...
k2thew
08-19-2008, 07:38 PM
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<em><strong class="b">EL DIABLO :</strong> NOT THIS IS FROM RD (DOMINICAN REPUBLIC) THE OLD WAY TO PUNISH THEFT... </em></div>
i'm an idiot. I checked it out. I was speaking on the wrong shit. Kudos.
Blood+Shot
08-20-2008, 08:26 AM
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<em><strong class="b">EL DIABLO :</strong> NOT THIS IS FROM RD (DOMINICAN REPUBLIC) THE OLD WAY TO PUNISH THEFT... </em></div>
wow what a price to pay n it seems like he didnt learn his lesson before since hes missing his other hand
crazyhawk28
08-27-2008, 02:11 PM
nice love the sound of the blade hiting the rock.run DingalingKing run lol
gravedigger
08-27-2008, 06:23 PM
poor bastard he should have cut his balls of first to stop the spread of the black gene as they are breading like rats..then cut his wanking hand off so he wont play wit his black nob anymore..
FLESHMASK
09-01-2008, 11:53 PM
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<em><strong class="b">gravedigger :</strong> poor bastard he should have cut his balls of first to stop the spread of the black gene as they are breading like rats..then cut his wanking hand off so he wont play wit his black nob anymore..</em></div>
kudos
asylumta2
09-03-2008, 06:07 AM
that'll teach him not to steal white mans bread!
hydronerd
09-03-2008, 06:59 AM
man hows he gonna hold his crack pipe now!!!
mstori
09-05-2008, 11:41 AM
probably asked the guy to cut it off fo rhim so he could get more money begging.... lazy fucker..... fuck he should move to england, they'll give him a house, benefits, shit loads of money and prosthetics..... he can even bring his family over free of charge, and they can all rape the system.... they wont even need to learn the language, the dss will provide an interpreter, while the poor white man rots in carboard city!
Deathaholic
09-06-2008, 02:01 AM
Hand was chopped off for stealing.
ogrish69
09-07-2008, 08:09 PM
ouch
BadKoala
09-08-2008, 12:35 AM
He ran away to buy himself one of this pirate
hooks...or maybe two of them.
Weed_Jr
09-09-2008, 09:36 PM
always good to see a fuckin DingalingKing havin a bad day
FLESHMASK
09-12-2008, 01:32 AM
HARD TO CARRY WATERMELONS WITH NO HANDS
gravedigger
09-13-2008, 04:48 PM
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<em><strong class="b">FLESHMASK :</strong> HARD TO CARRY WATERMELONS WITH NO HANDS</em></div>
the only time you wil see a DingalingKing carry water mellons is if he is stealing them..what a fucked up race of people those blacks are
Subfighter63
09-14-2008, 08:19 AM
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<em><strong class="b">FLESHMASK :</strong> HARD TO CARRY WATERMELONS WITH NO HANDS</em></div>
In a lot of those 'Boon countries the Groids are pretty adept at balancing stuff on their heads.
remy 870
09-17-2008, 06:48 PM
I JUST LOVE THE WAY HE RUNS OFF INTO THE JUNGLE LMFAO that nigga aint going to steal no more!!! LOOOK NO HANDS MOMMA!!
Mokko
09-21-2008, 12:21 PM
damn
ESKATOFAGIA
09-23-2008, 11:32 AM
Eso es Magia!Preguntenle a Alan Moore...Él sabrá responder.
Cocainecowboy
09-24-2008, 09:40 AM
HOWS HE GONNA WIPE HIS ASS?
he'll use your head Cocainecowboy.
atheist
10-07-2008, 08:55 AM
this shit is filled o racist mother fuckers
Necrofilia696
10-07-2008, 09:05 PM
pobre lo unico q dijo fue "hay" jajaja
Lusitanian-Pride
10-10-2008, 09:05 AM
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<em><strong class="b">remy 870 :</strong> I JUST LOVE THE WAY HE RUNS OFF INTO THE JUNGLE LMFAO that nigga aint going to steal no more!!! LOOOK NO HANDS MOMMA!! </em></div>
Ahahhaha, damn true!
Sean666Devil
10-11-2008, 06:17 AM
(what really happened) *black guy* this is not what it looks like the melon was rolled of your counter were a lion took it of to the jungle i chased him and wrestled him for 2hours i lost my hand in the process please this is the truth *white guy* when are you black people going to learn (CHOP) now run along Mcniger *some random guy* um sir there are teeth marks in the melon and your desk was bent and we found a tiger with a snapped neck carrying a hand in his mouth sir *white guy* do you want your hand cut off to
yahmighty
10-12-2008, 01:05 PM
Instead of fisting let's try "stumping" this week.........lmao
matiasguachin
10-17-2008, 12:47 PM
ahora no jugará a la playstation!!!
Well his other paw is already missing and the other is fucked ,he was helping him ,no doctor in the jungle?
K!LLVMAN
10-22-2008, 11:32 PM
AHAHAHAHAH,very funnyyyyyyyyy,my hand my handdddddddd,thanks my feet :DDDD
Meathead
10-26-2008, 07:53 PM
now who will get the water from the well?
killakneegrow
11-01-2008, 04:01 AM
This is how dumb a DingalingKing is. he's already got 1 hand chopped off for for stealing, as if the pain wasnt enough the first time.H does it again.
remy870
11-03-2008, 07:31 AM
ha ha i love the way he just rus away..hows he going to wipe his arse now lol..fucking DingalingKings next time hes caught stealing chicken wings cut off his fucking head
MaXus
11-06-2008, 09:49 AM
I hope he had stole something BIG!
MaXus
11-06-2008, 09:58 AM
WHY?????????????
DewkDogg
11-07-2008, 06:05 PM
Liberate Iraq? americans should be ashamed I am. Were in Afghanastan and Iraq to liberate from axis of evil where they hate us. WTF
DewkDogg
11-08-2008, 12:23 AM
The other hand was taken when he was a teen and they cut the left hand off every male in his tribe and many other tribes
VenezuelaxD
11-08-2008, 01:48 AM
pobre O.o
w1lp34
11-08-2008, 02:56 PM
that happened in colombia, the black guy stole from a man. well deserved.
sinaloamex
11-08-2008, 11:38 PM
maldito negro ojala y te corten la verga para qe no nazcan mas negros como tu
dubdan
11-16-2008, 05:31 PM
fuck thats wrong love the fella who's chopping to be in the same place as the black guy!
FUCKOFFCUNT
11-19-2008, 03:48 AM
Whata bunch of pathetic poofter cunts.
Jordn
11-21-2008, 06:04 PM
LOL sick video, i love it.
Jordn
11-21-2008, 06:07 PM
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<em><strong class="b">Sean666Devil :</strong> (what really happened) *black guy* this is not what it looks like the melon was rolled of your counter were a lion took it of to the jungle i chased him and wrestled him for 2hours i lost my hand in the process please this is the truth *white guy* when are you black people going to learn (CHOP) now run along Mcniger *some random guy* um sir there are teeth marks in the melon and your desk was bent and we found a tiger with a snapped neck carrying a hand in his mouth sir *white guy* do you want your hand cut off to</em></div>
what white guy? there both MCDingalingKingSteins
Thefreak
11-26-2008, 02:29 PM
stooooooopid retard DingalingKings
behead_detective
11-26-2008, 11:04 PM
No more throwing up gang signs for him !
Fucka
11-29-2008, 02:44 PM
he is a thief.. thats what happened.
Richie612
12-01-2008, 02:43 PM
No more picking his big nose now.
nosterafu
12-03-2008, 10:21 AM
i think thats how they learnd to run so fast
but stil sad. he seems a nice guy. after all he was tryin to give him a hand.
TomaTuYukota
12-05-2008, 12:23 AM
Qué habra hecho ese pobre hombre para recibir semejante castigo tan atroz.
it looks like he stole something, as this is common in moslem countries, to take the hand used to steal.
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<em><strong class="b">sinaloamex :</strong> maldito negro ojala y te corten la verga para qe no nazcan mas negros como tu</em></div>
MALDITO RACISTA DE MIERDA EN Q TIEMPOS TU CREES Q VIVES, YA NO ES COMO ANTES, YA HASTA EL PRESIDENTE ES NEGRO ASI Q IMAGINATE MUERETE TU RACISTA! NO VALES NA....
phantom380
12-09-2008, 02:45 PM
The more I watch things like this from around the world, the more I become pro american. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN A CIVILIZED WORLD!!!!
Animus
12-11-2008, 02:09 AM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa i like how that amazon DingalingKing runs away
ThissiteisforIdiots
12-13-2008, 11:56 PM
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<em><strong class="b">PREY :</strong> MALDITO RACISTA DE MIERDA EN Q TIEMPOS TU CREES Q VIVES, YA NO ES COMO ANTES, YA HASTA EL PRESIDENTE ES NEGRO ASI Q IMAGINATE MUERETE TU RACISTA! NO VALES NA....</em></div>
First of all you mexicunt.
Yes the president is HALF black not fully black, and he is HALF white.
Second of all, so what? We voted for him because of what he stood for, not because he was half black.
Third, I'm sure that if McCain had the same Ideal and was a Democrat would've won. Since the media left such a bad image of George Bush and therefore of the Republicans.
Fourth, so far as a president he's been a little dessapointing, I didn't think he would be too great before he was elected.
Fifth, he will be like any other president. People are already making fun of him, look around.
Sixth, black people there are savages. I don't know about the black man who got cut his hand off. But the people who did that WERE SAVAGES. And unfortunately that's how most of Africa is.
God Bless America.
Romeo2K
12-19-2008, 06:02 PM
Hihi! He has no pants on!
wtf... why arent they doing this shit to the piece of shit white ppl?
3Guys1Hammer
12-24-2008, 01:01 AM
IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE
moqtada
12-26-2008, 01:33 PM
god dam that poor black character is having a bad day..what does he do if he sees a nice girl and needs a wank..probally rape her and have his balls chopped off
darrenmccbe
01-04-2009, 10:17 PM
im sure he cud have run just as fast on red bull
Sean666Devil
01-06-2009, 03:25 PM
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<em><strong class="b">Sean666Devil :</strong> (what really happened) *black guy* this is not what it looks like the melon was rolled of your counter were a lion took it of to the jungle i chased him and wrestled him for 2hours i lost my hand in the process please this is the truth *white guy* when are you black people going to learn (CHOP) now run along Mcniger *some random guy* um sir there are teeth marks in the melon and your desk was bent and we found a tiger with a snapped neck carrying a hand in his mouth sir *white guy* do you want your hand cut off to</em></div>
what white guy? there both MCDingalingKingSteinswoops sorry bout that rofl
ginopascali
01-06-2009, 03:30 PM
he runs very fast. he has a future in the paralympics.
Bomb_Artist
01-06-2009, 04:36 PM
He got caught trying to steal a prosthetic hand.
Wargoh
01-10-2009, 04:08 PM
Nigga stole my Yoshi
timbawulf
01-12-2009, 08:49 AM
CHING!!!
Beast
01-18-2009, 01:24 PM
That is weired... he did not look forced by the machete guy, somehow.
jedem kiseli kupus
01-18-2009, 01:42 PM
i think he has watched this before they chopped off his hand
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjHGTeTtaac&feature=related
RumpleForeskin
01-18-2009, 02:47 PM
No cartwheels for him!
djunkins
01-21-2009, 04:37 AM
i guess he didn't learn his lesson the first time.
SoMeFaTgUy666
01-22-2009, 11:35 PM
he runs very fast. he has a future in the paralympics.lol,you bitch
mcguyver
02-01-2009, 01:14 AM
CHING!!! hahaha, the sound of a DingalingKing getting his hand chopped off with a machete.
Rabbi Schlomo Goldstein
02-01-2009, 04:39 AM
Black bastard still has both feet to shoplift with... might as well lop 'em off now!
TBONE
02-11-2009, 11:48 PM
IS THAT BRAYLON EDWARDS OF THE CLEVELAND BROWNS?
dagon6524
02-18-2009, 02:46 PM
i love how the guys sprints away after they chop his hand off, like maybe he should have ran before they did this. DUH
Badger
02-18-2009, 02:50 PM
The guy was naked...what else did they chop off!
batgirl
02-18-2009, 03:16 PM
i just watched this while eating fish sticks
GiggerNenocide
02-18-2009, 05:01 PM
ya really gotta hand it to him...
Starr Scream
02-19-2009, 05:02 PM
i just watched this while eating fish sticksYou're my kind of woman.
I usually have breakfast.
Cornflakes and Beheadings (or behandings) - no better way to start the day.
fittan
02-27-2009, 07:45 PM
He should have ran like hell "before" instead of "after" getting chopped
throatcrusher
03-03-2009, 05:24 AM
well..that explains where the term helping hand came from..that is messed up though..what the hell goes through peoples minds..we are all barbarians and savages.i thought we had the biggest brains out of all creations..i guess not
iamsplittonguedyouarent
03-06-2009, 11:29 PM
i dont understand why oooooo thats right i dont speak zulu
NO REMORSE
03-10-2009, 01:16 AM
He should have ran like hell "before" instead of "after" getting choppedi`m not saying these people are stupid,but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,anyway,at least your car stereo is safe now.
lawl..look at his left arm (hand missing) so this dumb fuck obviously didn't learn his lesson from the last time this happened...
btw CHING love that sound.
burnout
03-11-2009, 06:01 PM
He should have ran like hell "before" instead of "after" getting choppedlol XD
thedangler
03-14-2009, 10:06 AM
He should have ran like hell "before" instead of "after" getting choppedi`m not saying these people are stupid,but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,anyway,at least your car stereo is safe now.hahahahahahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehehehehe
:)
moqtada
03-14-2009, 06:05 PM
that wasent brutal..this is the normal things where these folk live now chop off his foot to stop him running away like kunta kinte
Gamer7
03-18-2009, 11:09 AM
id rather die trying to escape than to lose my hands like that.
twisted_focker
03-24-2009, 08:10 PM
What happens when you get caught maturbating !!
BAKED-CHICKEN
03-25-2009, 02:51 PM
this sound by done to all DingalingKings!
ednet
03-25-2009, 04:34 PM
Is there like a worst video thread around here, this must be in it...People turned inside out from accidents are messed up, but this crap is the worst, its 1 vs 1 almost. Like the russian guys killing randomly in the forest...
ednet
03-25-2009, 04:36 PM
How long did he live after that ? He'll have to piss on his feet from now on, and not whipe his ass...nevermind eating
blackbeltdan
03-31-2009, 09:04 AM
hes runnin past my place now
dicksak
04-08-2009, 06:23 PM
dam that guys fast he should have ran away before they chopped off his hand
This is a Sierra Leone, Africa blood diamond amputation - see wiki.
josh762
04-18-2009, 01:28 AM
why did he let that guy chop off his hand????
Spudgun
05-11-2009, 02:04 PM
I bet he ran away to tell his mom who did this. BTW: he's got a tiny weewee.
frenchkiss
05-12-2009, 01:34 PM
why did he let that guy chop off his hand????its becouse sound like TING!!! nyahahhaa
frenchkiss
05-14-2009, 09:20 AM
ting nyahahahah funny DingalingKing xD
Abscess
05-18-2009, 12:59 AM
That guy should of put his hand on his head maybe chop that too lmao
Ken from Dublin
05-25-2009, 09:53 PM
He ran home to his mother to shout...
"LOOK MOM,NO HANDS!"
maverickccs
05-28-2009, 04:14 PM
That what happens to thief in Venezuela.
maverickccs
05-28-2009, 04:18 PM
That what happens to thief in Venezuela.thieves I mean
phallystorm
06-07-2009, 03:44 PM
Forget about trying to play guitar like Eddie Van Halen now...
GS Reaperwolf72
06-22-2009, 04:42 PM
why did he let that guy chop off his hand????No, The Guy more than likely stole from the man. The guys are speaking Spanish Sounds Like from the Dominican Republic or Venezuela... I'd say the Dominican Republic by the accent.
GS Reaperwolf72
06-22-2009, 04:44 PM
This is a Sierra Leone, Africa blood diamond amputation - see wiki.I Meant to quote this guy LULZ
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Robert Neville
07-05-2009, 10:03 PM
HA HA! I hate DingalingKings!
Do_You_Like_My_Knife?
07-11-2009, 03:55 PM
i love the way he ran away with his lil willy shaking all over the place loool
ShoShoBitch
08-12-2009, 06:42 AM
Don't forget to wave bye bye
CAPTAIN INSANITY
08-13-2009, 08:36 PM
HAHAHAHA!!! PRICELESS!
frenchkiss
08-14-2009, 02:12 AM
TIIIING
fucktheNATES
08-18-2009, 03:35 AM
He ran home to his mother to shout...
"LOOK MOM,NO HANDS!"lmfao, i felt bad for the guy until i saw this shit
cannabisized
08-19-2009, 01:27 AM
HA HA! I hate DingalingKings!well put
CynicalNihilist
09-01-2009, 12:08 AM
Awesome.
Californiakid
09-01-2009, 06:34 AM
That's fuckin brutal!!!
Joesmoe71
09-03-2009, 06:47 PM
Now his career as a professional clapper is over for sure
Tap That Ass
09-06-2009, 10:28 AM
He ran home to his mother to shout...
"LOOK MOM,NO HANDS!"lmfao, i felt bad for the guy until i saw this shitHaha I still say they let him off easy
Now his career as a professional clapper is over for sureHe can't have had much of a profession before.
CynicalNihilist
09-09-2009, 08:29 PM
this shit is filled o racist mother fuckers
Unfortunately it is. You'll get used to it.
SCOUSE_NAZI
09-18-2009, 01:13 PM
obviously robbed that guy's brand new radio cassette player
DwaineDibbly
09-27-2009, 10:03 AM
he could of at least collected his hands before running off...how is he going to smoke his crack
uselbow
10-07-2009, 10:53 AM
thats what should happen to all thieves
latintorpedo
10-10-2009, 01:39 AM
damn....
Dj Tru
10-15-2009, 03:50 PM
THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
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How the hell is he supposed to roll blunts, slap hoes drink 40's and chuck spears.
Not Fair.
Lmao.
teresa
10-20-2009, 08:54 PM
man musta been crazy
kryzkontrol
10-23-2009, 04:10 PM
Damn this nigga gonna to get a serious infection.. I bet that machete dont was desinfected..!!
xxCERBERUSxx
10-25-2009, 04:24 PM
Tom: Mom can I have a cookie ?
Mom: No, not yet !
Tom: Please mom I'm hungry.
Mom: No, NOT YET !
Tom: Please please please ?
Mom: Okay, you can take one from the table.
Tom: But mom, you know I have no hands.
Mom: No hands, no cookies.
Hairy Neck
11-09-2009, 09:47 AM
This is insane.
phallystorm
11-10-2009, 10:33 PM
A Man?? Thats A Fucking Monkey
KillFrenzie
11-10-2009, 10:43 PM
A Man?? Thats A Fucking Monkey
I suggest you go to your local optometrist :D I hope they recycle that arm. There's a lot of people without arms that wouldn't mind one.
Grizzly
11-20-2009, 12:43 AM
1 good thing is it was a sharp blade took it right off 1 swing but what i wonder is u think he learned his lesson the first time cause hes already missin his other hand
blackdemon
11-25-2009, 01:42 AM
ponla la mano ahi, ponlaaaaaa
dmc081
12-02-2009, 09:07 AM
i rather stay in america than stay in countries like this
Dobermann
12-02-2009, 05:27 PM
This is not the original audio. I saw the original clip and you couldnt make out most of the dialogue. This was dubbed by some dirty colombians.
davismcmavis
12-02-2009, 06:43 PM
hes gonna run to the second hand store.
djshortyboy
12-15-2009, 12:42 PM
Well the next time he gets in trouble he will not have to put his **HANDS UP**
Joesmoe71
01-06-2010, 07:23 PM
Wave goodbye to your hand... oh, uh never mind.
iguanna
01-11-2010, 07:31 PM
hes gonna run to the second hand store.hehehehe....lol
lucho666
01-27-2010, 10:33 PM
Dude !!!
Give me five !!!!
Haaaa Haaaa !!!!!
muslimhater
02-05-2010, 09:36 AM
DingalingKings are so fuckin funny.
cureEous
02-05-2010, 04:04 PM
DingalingKings are so fuckin funny.Your head is still up your ass? Each of these men are your better. DUMBASS.
curiousgurl
02-05-2010, 07:20 PM
Dinner will be ready in 10 minutes!
He doesn't half run fast!
jcvaltamirano
02-09-2010, 06:26 PM
I to know Colombian assassinate on salary cuts the hands for never but to take hold revolver oh clears the earth from in equal but burned Peru with gasoline :D
niceeeee
bself007
02-09-2010, 06:41 PM
the poor boy cant even have a wank now?????
TheLateWilliams
02-15-2010, 11:04 AM
HELLo!
Geert_Wilders
02-20-2010, 05:11 PM
Hahahahahaha!! DingalingKing got owned, nice!
murkurfade
02-22-2010, 12:51 AM
ping
donkey rhubarb
02-25-2010, 07:56 PM
Eat your heart out usain bolt.
Kurt Cobain
02-26-2010, 05:35 PM
he's not gonna get laid tonight
woodyrokz
02-28-2010, 04:12 AM
damn i wonder what kunta kinte did??? hows he gonna jack off!!! now thats MESSED UP!!!
rhoaste
03-03-2010, 04:51 PM
Extremely handy.
muslimhater
03-03-2010, 05:00 PM
<div class="quote">
<em><strong class="b">ThissiteisforIdiots :</strong> First of all you mexicunt.
Yes the president is HALF black not fully black, and he is HALF white.
Second of all, so what? We voted for him because of what he stood for, not because he was half black.
Third, I'm sure that if McCain had the same Ideal and was a Democrat would've won. Since the media left such a bad image of George Bush and therefore of the Republicans.
Fourth, so far as a president he's been a little dessapointing, I didn't think he would be too great before he was elected.
Fifth, he will be like any other president. People are already making fun of him, look around.
Sixth, black people there are savages. I don't know about the black man who got cut his hand off. But the people who did that WERE SAVAGES. And unfortunately that's how most of Africa is.
God Bless America.</em></div>
Fuck you the dude is a DingalingKing and I didn't vote for the DingalingKing. Where is the KKK when we need them?
rar14
03-04-2010, 10:51 PM
ouch..... and he's gone....
rar14
03-04-2010, 11:04 PM
It's one of the most cruel videos which has ever been loaded on this site.
Sicario666
03-05-2010, 09:09 PM
fucking racist white man i wish you burn in hell ASSHOLE
GreatWhiteDuck
03-05-2010, 09:24 PM
He seems calm for a man about to have his hand cut off.
chairman howl
03-08-2010, 08:52 PM
WELL GIVE THE MAN A HAND.the guy was quite HANDsome and youv got to HAND it to the guy with the machette,he HANDled the situation very well.he didnt fly off the HANDle when it happened either.HA HA not going to be throwing any spears any time soon. lol
woodyrokz
03-10-2010, 05:28 AM
Older »chairman howl:
2010-03-08
WELL GIVE THE MAN A HAND.the guy was quite HANDsome and youv got to HAND it to the guy with the machette,he HANDled the situation very well.he didnt fly off the HANDle when it happened either.HA HA not going to be throwing any spears any time soon. lol
deathtoallscum
03-10-2010, 08:37 AM
what the hell did that guy do to have his hands chopped off?
DaddyPumbaa
03-10-2010, 04:39 PM
and now he has no hands left lol woow he took it like a man damn
hows he going 2 wipe hes ass now
donkey rhubarb
03-11-2010, 06:40 PM
Jive ass DingalingKing ...One less hand to steal with.
sonyboy
03-13-2010, 01:12 AM
the racist man who k.k.k. is a ASS-H? i was in the ARMY.and your so white.your joker K.K.K,i see you ASS-H? hand or no hand K YOUR ASS????
rhoaste
03-14-2010, 08:32 PM
Ahhh. I finally realise what they are saying now. They're only trying to help him along, "Chop-chop".
Treehodger
03-15-2010, 09:18 PM
Handjob.
Treehodger
03-15-2010, 09:20 PM
Deathtoallscum, most of the time the hands, feet, ears, tongues, and eyes are cut off / out for political reasons. If you can not vote, hear, see, or get to a place to vote, you can not "overthrow" Africa. They fear that a government will stop the workings of certain places, most importantly where diamonds are mined and where weapons are bought and sold.
BLAKMANnCHARGE
03-15-2010, 11:32 PM
/// HERE WE GO AGAIN…LET’S END THIS NIGGER SHIT\\\
Definition of DingalingKings:
"White mans perpetual curse for being lazy 400 years ago by taking them out of their savage land of Africa. DingalingKings were create by WHITE MEN as a self-inflicted disease infecting their EVERY DAY WAY OF LIFE."
DingalingKing Motto: By whatever means necessary, Do WHATEVER IT TAKES to totally disgust the white man to his stomach. Make him hate, fear, loathe, separate and isolate us to the point where all he can do (within the limits of HIS OWN LAWS) is bitch about us!!
Example? Would you bring a shoebox full of roaches & rats into your house hoping they'd take care of your trash problem, therefore not paying for sanitation? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR ANCESTORS THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN??
"oh, we can control them through slavery"
But wait, IT GETS WORSE:
YOU educate the savages, train them in YOUR armies, teach them YOUR laws and let them marry & breed with YOUR lovely (sluurp!)blond-haired blue-eyed godess’s! “Grandpa, tell us the ANCIENT story about how you ran from the KKK across the JIM CROW states…I just beat up a soft white-boy in class today & thought of you”!!
**If we were NEVER taken out of Africa, we’d be doing the same thing we’ve been doing for EON, killing each other! Surprise sucka! Bring us here, we come with our fucked up baggage!!!*** YOU did this, NOT US!
The ULTIMATE IRONY (The entire WORLD can't believe this stupidity):
YOU let them run YOUR country and decide the fate of the world????? Who's the one smoking crack now? EVEN Black people can't believe how stupid that move was!!! Your ancestors are doing 360's in their graves so hard (maggots flying everywhere!) they’re digging their way down to China because they don't want to be associated with the white race anymore!!! At least black’s knows what the world thinks of us! What the fuck do they THINK OF YOU!!!!
Conclusion: Who do YOU REALLY HATE? It was YOUR world, one day you woke up & FUCKED IT UP ALL BY YOURSELVES by loosening that 400 year grip you had around their necks through YOUR WEAK LAWS!
God Bless America, YOUR soft liberal politicians, the welfare system and YOUR hear-earned taxes!
Enough said as I get back to smoking crack with my blue-eyed pregnant white girlfriend who’s frying my chicken and about to get me some malt liquor with HER paycheck she brings home to ME……BITCHES!!!!
NEW DEFINITION OF AMERICA:
(n). Land of Irony with karma in full effect. Hell-on-Earth for the haters of the protected DingalingKing species!! Sentence form:“I wish I was born 100 years ago when DingalingKings knew their place in AMERICA”!
Conversation & DingalingKing remarks OVER like I said!
GreatWhiteDuck
03-15-2010, 11:55 PM
DingalingKing comes from latin and it only means black you moron
How can others not hate u when you hate ur own kind ?
tearhimanewasshole
03-16-2010, 12:20 PM
YOU REALLY HATE NIGGERS DONT YOU
GreatWhiteDuck
03-16-2010, 07:31 PM
YOU REALLY HATE NIGGERS DONT YOU
People will hate you for ur skin color, religious, political, ideological points of view, ur ethnic back round etc. For the same reasons some will hate you, others will like you, so stop wining like little whores. You can't make the world love you so stay away from those that hate you and stay near those that love you. If you keep stuffing ur nose at those that hate you, you will get nothing but hate back.
turd burgler
03-16-2010, 07:51 PM
koonta keetay!
muslimhater
03-17-2010, 10:51 AM
DingalingKings are fuckin funny. I wish we could still own one.
william thystrup
03-18-2010, 08:51 AM
Now that's what I call a truly useless DingalingKing!!!
OhsoSick
03-18-2010, 08:12 PM
Lol, "ponla hay malpario' " funniest qoute of the whole video.
muslimhater
03-19-2010, 10:13 AM
At least he can't stand around with his thumb up his ass anymore.
Hitler
03-19-2010, 02:51 PM
Lmao, Just walk it off DingalingKing. fucking scumbag's hope the black race will die of swine flue as soon as possible.
14/88
Anakin Skywalker
03-20-2010, 02:50 AM
I feel for this guy, but its not so bad... I had my arm cut off once and I'm doing fine... Except I don't know who's side to be on... I better consult the Chancellor...
djshortyboy
03-22-2010, 08:30 AM
!!! BULL SHIT MR HAND MAN !!!
GNARFACE1
03-22-2010, 06:01 PM
feels good to be american...
rajsins1414
03-24-2010, 07:31 AM
son of bitch
Snappy Fetus
03-25-2010, 10:19 AM
Finaly a behanding... I like to see those once in a while too...
Allah.is.my.bitch
03-26-2010, 06:12 PM
How's this guy gonna jerk off now?
Mr.AssHole
03-28-2010, 02:12 AM
i would die fighting before id lay my arm down for sum cocksmoken nigga to wack at it with a fucking machette.....have some diggnity.....your life is worth dick anyways dont just lay down and take it .....fight and die rather than so OK im a pussy nigga go ahead and chop my arm off....FUCK
Tricky micky
03-28-2010, 03:11 PM
come on lets give the man a hand.
bubblebaby
03-29-2010, 10:40 AM
is that aboma
KissMe
03-31-2010, 04:41 PM
DingalingKings never work anyway - so no loss there then
sn1per
04-02-2010, 02:28 AM
im amazed how willing he is to have his hand chopped off...twat..wheres ya fighting spirit,Durka durka
sn1per
04-02-2010, 02:30 AM
DingalingKings are fuckin funny. I wish we could still own one. lol...nice,Durka durka
rhoaste
04-08-2010, 08:10 PM
You can see at 00:06, this DingalingKing has the intrinsic "rapper" quality. Fuck em all.
lupothebutcher
04-10-2010, 04:17 PM
i would die fighting before id lay my arm down for sum cocksmoken nigga to wack at it with a fucking machette.....have some diggnity.....your life is worth dick anyways dont just lay down and take it .....fight and die rather than so OK im a pussy nigga go ahead and chop my arm off....FUCK Apparently, you would also die before sitting down in a classroom and letting some cock smoking teacher teach you grammar and spelling.
sjb357
04-13-2010, 04:50 AM
muslimhater:we will own you soon!have fun for now.
Klown
04-14-2010, 02:46 PM
I'm gonna have fucking nightmares now, I haven't seen that in a while.
dickheadfaggot666
04-14-2010, 10:34 PM
muslimhater:we will own you soon!have fun for now. no you won't.
Don Boschetti
04-15-2010, 02:55 PM
LOL... foda essas coisas... u negao voa manu... num eh atoa ki u cara mais rapido do mundu num eh preto... eli viveu fujindo de uns caras decis aew... kkk eh nissu ki da...
handofdoom
04-17-2010, 03:24 AM
"If you ever need a helping hand you'll find one at the end of your arm." oh shit i guess that quote doesn't apply to this guy.
vampire69
04-21-2010, 02:39 AM
@sjb357: suck my entire nation dick!!!!
Sasha
04-27-2010, 12:46 PM
thief ?
muscka1221
04-27-2010, 03:33 PM
eso le pasa por rata
R-E-A-dmore
04-28-2010, 07:33 AM
ouch
lucho666
05-04-2010, 06:00 AM
FAKE
FAKE
FAKE
woodyrokz
05-05-2010, 03:37 AM
woodyrokz:
2010-05-05
i want a MACHETE ebay price 34.99 hacking off a DingalingKings hand and posting it on the YNC PRICELESS!!!!!!
woodyrokz
05-05-2010, 03:38 AM
i want a MACHETE ebay price 34.99 hacking off a DingalingKings hand and posting it on the YNC PRICELESS!!!!!!
phallystorm
05-06-2010, 05:31 PM
i want a MACHETE ebay price 34.99 hacking off a DingalingKings hand and posting it on the YNC PRICELESS!!!!!!
Thats Great!!!
brybry19871987
05-07-2010, 04:39 AM
Looks like it wasn't the first time he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar...
azumi
05-07-2010, 01:18 PM
finger lickin' chicken.
InGSuarez
05-10-2010, 03:27 AM
:o my god .... animals.
Sasha
05-11-2010, 11:58 AM
Looks like it wasn't the first time he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar... hahahahahahahahahahaha
mileyzray
05-11-2010, 03:42 PM
well. this crap makes me glad to be an American.
NiggerHater4life
05-12-2010, 03:28 AM
woodyrokz:
2010-05-05
i want a MACHETE ebay price 34.99 hacking off a DingalingKings hand and posting it on the YNC PRICELESS!!!!!!
haha i hear yah,
thats like the wish that will never come true.
yet i can just sit here laughing my ass off at videos like this when the DingalingKing gets the shit done to them.. ahaha
godforge2003
05-13-2010, 10:09 PM
i would die fighting before id lay my arm down for sum cocksmoken nigga to wack at it with a fucking machette.....have some diggnity.....your life is worth dick anyways dont just lay down and take it .....fight and die rather than so OK im a pussy nigga go ahead and chop my arm off....FUCK Apparently, you would also die before sitting down in a classroom and letting some cock smoking teacher teach you grammar and spelling. Do you know where you are?
You come to THEYNC to criticize people's grammar and spelling?
We are monstrous beasts.
RaydanxD
05-15-2010, 06:03 AM
Eso se lo hicieron porque habia robado.. no its fake, its real.
well. this crap makes me glad to be an American. it makes me think you are a thief...because this guy (and what they said) make me guess he stole something...but yes...its kinda brutal :S
rwasta7007
05-25-2010, 05:26 PM
THAT HAPPENED IN VENEZUELA, are you surprise? no? me neither
neebuz
05-27-2010, 06:08 PM
wonder wether he lost that first hand on this same day , if he didnt chopping hands off doesnt work as a deterant
matesareany
06-08-2010, 04:12 PM
and this black shit is in our countrys...fuck off, back to jungle DingalingKings!!!
BladeFly
06-14-2010, 10:27 PM
I soooo favorited this.
Kurt5
06-15-2010, 01:35 AM
So now this guy doesn't have hands on either arm? That's fucked up!
ninjaryder
06-15-2010, 02:43 AM
So now this guy doesn't have hands on either arm? That's fucked up! yes you would of thought he would of learned after the first time but hey thats a DingalingKing for you x
woodyrokz
06-15-2010, 04:19 AM
woodyrokz:
2010-05-05
i want a MACHETE ebay price 34.99 hacking off a DingalingKings hand and posting it on the YNC PRICELESS!!!!!!
haha i hear yah,
thats like the wish that will never come true.
yet i can just sit here laughing my ass off at videos like this when the DingalingKing gets the shit done to them.. ahaha hey tanx man!!!!!
CHUCK NORRIS !
06-16-2010, 04:38 AM
CHUCK NORRIS CAN CUT A MANS ARM OFF WITH HIS PINKY!!!
Kotnascher
06-17-2010, 12:30 PM
Stupid second offender...Me,as a GERMAN,can only laugh at People like this..."Ich bin DEUTSCHER"
woodyrokz
06-17-2010, 07:14 PM
zarfot is a gay italian boy
ednet
06-22-2010, 02:55 PM
ok what point is there if you already have absolutely nothing , live in the jungle and agree to let some guy chop your hands off. You should be running for your life or die trying to get away. Now you got a guy running around the forest bleeding out of his arms, with no hands. How retarded are you to agree to this ???
muslimhater
06-23-2010, 11:45 PM
Thats the only DingalingKing I can think of that won't be standing around with his thumb up his ass.
*ucktard
06-29-2010, 03:54 AM
oooga ooooga boooga BOOOOOM another DingalingKing that won't be able to scratch his own ass.
MYnutsURmouth
07-01-2010, 12:21 PM
u gotta shoot me in the head,FUCK THAT
Eldin
07-03-2010, 09:08 PM
Damn, I love being rude.
"HEY JAMAL! I COULD NEED SOME HELP OVER HERE, WON'T YOU GIVE ME A HAND?"
SkullManWoopt
07-09-2010, 09:21 PM
No more whack-off privileges for you dude LOL
goatmilk
07-12-2010, 02:57 PM
imagine some family are having a picnic and a naked handless guy runs past them LOL
cazadorx
07-16-2010, 12:55 PM
wtf!
chacua
07-21-2010, 08:54 PM
stupid negro, he could run b4 before getting his arm chopped and desapear...What can we expect form negros? They are stupid, beside that, he had his other arm chopped already. NIGGA'S
Schofield
07-23-2010, 08:45 AM
DingalingKings 101: "This is what a DingalingKing looks like when you peel off its counterfeit clothes and fake gold."
haha WTF?
he was like:
"OH! NOT AGAIN!"
IronPanther
08-01-2010, 09:36 PM
Ha Ha, "Can I run to support the pain?" Priceless!
the joker
08-02-2010, 09:30 PM
imagine some family are having a picnic and a naked handless guy runs past them LOL LOL win
Alexsupercabron
08-11-2010, 08:21 PM
damm nigga, use your fists...
vincentweb
08-12-2010, 11:55 AM
this what happen when you steal something from poor ppl. this not even his first time.
basura
08-12-2010, 06:44 PM
loos like fake
love-your-demise
08-22-2010, 09:18 AM
He lost at cards and threw his hand in
Disgustipated
08-22-2010, 12:16 PM
Lend tha man a hand will yo?
merlin2
08-22-2010, 11:05 PM
why?:/
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