Theif in Russia survives an Attempted Shotgun Suicide

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[Goretastic]

Someone needs to finish what he couldn't, and put him six feet under.

[s70rmbr1ng3r]

yeah..i agree with you goretastic

[knucklez]

he failed to kill himself with a shotgun, man he cant do anything right

[gizzagun]

I'll just be a minute. just putting my face on?.

[Bast]

That's what I call a FLESHMASK!

[||TornAsunder||]

got to be one hell of a doctors bill

[hellonearth]

looks eerily like Michael Jackson

[calavera831]

Why do they let pieces of shit like this live? What a fucking waste

[EagleTalon]

is this the same fucken dude with a hole in his face? Failed attempt?

[Cruzan7]

how can u fail with a shotgun?

[Lisa18]

didnt aim good enough.....i luv sex

[Rivothead13]

Pull up a a chair, grab a berr you can tell me all about it.... er nevermind

[lemmy]

I agree lisa18 he didn't aim good enough. can i fuck you?

[dagon6524]

why do doctors save these people? what is the point?

[resol]

feed him to the pitbulls!

[MAXIMUS666]

why do doctors save these people? what is the point? working on people like these give doctors, surgeons in particular, a means to satisfy their morbid curiosity.

[Nio]

if the ass working who needs the face!!in jail!!!

[WILLF151]

I want to see him try and eat some pizza now

[kryzkontrol]

Looks like Boxer Dog face..!!

[banging your dead grandma]

Worst shotgun suicide attempt ever, he barely even grazed himself. FAIL.

[Lunna]

now he have a reason to suicide

[Kleng]

he failed to kill himself with a shotgun, man he cant do anything rightOh well.
There's always next time.

[djshortyboy]

next time keep your mouth shut stupid asshole

[gorewhore]

that is a child watch the vid again and look how small he is when they show the wide shot of him in the bed

[Kolmin]

i wouldnt think it would be to hard to kill urself with a SHOT GUN fucking fool GET IT RIGHT

[Grizzly]

i wanna know what that kid was goin through at that age 2 wanna do that 2 him self & everyone is right he will probly do it again later in his life anyway and he will make dam sure he does is right i bet

[jewsarescum]

Yeah, this fucking knuckle dragger might do it again..HOWEVER...can you imagine how many times he has to answer the one question that every muthfucka that he ever talks to is going to HAVE to ask him... So, why does your face look like a fucking voodo doll?

[DOOM]

Yeah, this fucking knuckle dragger might do it again..HOWEVER...can you imagine how many times he has to answer the one question that every muthfucka that he ever talks to is going to HAVE to ask him... So, why does your face look like a fucking voodo doll?Yea if i was this Guy and Everyone asked me Howd My Face get so Fucked up, I'd Stare in there Face and Show them.

[Gentlaw-AU]

Yeah, this fucking knuckle dragger might do it again..HOWEVER...can you imagine how many times he has to answer the one question that every muthfucka that he ever talks to is going to HAVE to ask him... So, why does your face look like a fucking voodo doll?Yea if i was this Guy and Everyone asked me Howd My Face get so Fucked up, I'd Stare in there Face and Show them.Why do you capitalize like every third word. I find it to be quite odd that you do that.

[wino]

that shotgun brings a fooking stoopid milkshakde to the yard

[oOslaytanicOo]

gimme my watch back once your fucked up face heals

[Kledon]

face-off

[Hairy Neck]

And he thought he had problems before...

[Kurt Cobain]

seriously how do you fail such thing

[scary drumr]

everybody say it with me...."place under the neck, place under the neck" dont condone suicide but its beats ending up like this

[woodyrokz]

hahaha KURT COBAIN COMMNET lol u made my day!!!!!! hahaha u rock bro!!!!!!!!

[rhoaste]

seriously how do you fail such thing LOL... Great words, from one who should know. Brilliant.

[donkey rhubarb]

Personally I'd have rather bit the bullet ...Man will probaly never even be able to buy sex.

[Treehodger]

How the fuck do you miss your face with a shotgun?

[iamsplittonguedyouarent]

snerrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddggggggeeeeee

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

We'll hear his screams here in America the day he has is first swig of vodka!!

[brybry19871987]

Sometimes thats the only way to get rid of the hottness from a banana ...

[kotik]

How the fuck do you miss your face with a shotgun? Well it looks to me like he shot himself from under his chin, but pointing the gun the wrong way so it shot away from his brain not in it. this is where SUBTITLES/TRANSLATION would yet again help this site!!!

[KillFrenzie]

Should've used 1 oz slug not fucking ghey birdshot.

[zarrax]

fuckin' idiot, he deserves to live as a deformed abomination for the rest of his life

[gabberhead]

@ 00:18 he looks like michael jackson

[matesareany]

looks like bulldog :P

[mileyzray]

stupid mufuka

[Eldin]

Damn, I love tounges.

[ferrit123]

Damn, I love tounges. i put my tounge on your clit

[pathman2]

"Theif" and "tounge" can we get some English lessons here please, or a spell checker.

[darksniper4u]

next time,try to jump from 10th floor on a railway,in front of a train, with a bomb in your pocket. If that doesnt work, use a rope.

[Maush]

lovely smile

[IronPanther]

Suicides are pathetic, at least do it properly.

[cybertron71289]

What a selfish bastard. At the very least he could've filmed it. A shotgun to the face in HD would be fantastic.

[Hairy Neck]

Looks like this dude was a total asshole. He let his son fall and die. Now he is too selfish to live, he'd rather kill himself.

[astonedape]

now hes really gonna kill himself

[freakyfridays_10]

maybe he wont do it again, he might of learnt his lession after something as bad as this, Give people a chance i hate it when people lable a person.It's when people do that, makes it a lot harder for a person to change in the frist place, stop putting people down for a mistake they made

[pop6]

maybe he wont do it again, he might of learnt his lession after something as bad as this, Give people a chance i hate it when people lable a person.It's when people do that, makes it a lot harder for a person to change in the frist place, stop putting people down for a mistake they made well fuck me..there are some nice people on here...lets not go too overboard with the niceities

[mad fucking chris pogo]

ok how many vodka jokes are we gonna hear now?

[Abuser]

not regretting that are you handsome? how can you possibly fail with a shotgun? it's okay though mate, all of the pussy you'll get now will make you feel a lot better.

[shididiz]

okay now give me a nice smile :)

[sailormoon]

What's the point of living @ this point? He can no longer eat,drink and especially lick my plumped pussy. Might as well put this Jackass to misery!

[skid marker]

if he was going for the butt hole mouth look he did a great job

[hacker]

500 thousand dollars to fix him up, when he gets out 5 dollars will buy him a box of 20 gauge buck threes.

[azkal89]

they make his life more miserable! let him die

[Documentation]

a kid, poor him...

[Ferro1]

how to hell do you fail a shotgun suicide?

[RedDrago]

how to hell do you fail a shotgun suicide? well If you had a shotgun pointed at your face you'll probably be a little nervous too.. he probably was shaking like hell.

[Caesar]

"THEEHEE, PHANKS PHOR PHIXING MHE UHP DOCTOTHS! I FEEL MUTH BETHER NOW! COME GIMMIE A KITTHH" http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzwOPB12hXjLXA038n6pkUnEadb-Iyt8PCJbQr-Xc9dK-1Oj9Z

[KILL ALL MUSLIMS]

At 00:18 i could of sworn it was micheal jackson !

[wildwilley]

no pussy licking for this putz, no toung left. barely has a mouth.

[maelstrom]

id sew an ostrich beak onto his face and see how it goes-ostrich man.
you never know.

chuck e cheese y'all

[natt]

stupid boy.. fuck!!!

[TheFucktardHater]

What a moron, how the hell do you miss with a shotgun??

[whatsup]

sad.they took the time to fix him.that was kind..for russia ,there so poor there.

[Badger]

He needs a shiny metal mask with chrome teeth then he can become a super villian!

[gingergimp]

All russians suck dick

[popeyeray]

CHROMESKULL *LAID 2 REST*

[niggalover]

If he closes his mouth tightly, he can charge horses for blowjobs.

[THROAT-PISS]

look at his fuckin face LOL

[School of Iove]

That happened back when I was in hospital in kuwait city also! I was in a room with thief who blew off his face in suicide attempt! They managed to recreate his face!! :-O I was there when he woke up from coma and doctor came and said: "I got good news for you, mahmud, we recreated your face!" And mahmud said "Allahu akbar, how is possible???!!!" And doctor: "We made you a new mouth out of your asshole, a new nose out of your penis and new cheeks out of your scrotum. Just watch out you don't get aroused, and you'll look like just any ordinary man". Mahmud started crying and said "but how can I shit now since I has asshole in face?" And doctor said "that easy, we exchanged your gullet with your rectrum" :-O Then mahmud smiled and said: "doctor, I gotta tell you one thing", and they doctor said: "What", but mahmud said "It's very intimate, I gotta whisper in your ear" so doctor bend down so mahmud could whisper in ear. But mahmud said very loud "I haff "irretable bowel syndrom" and puked diarrea all over doctor! :-O

[JohnSmallberries]

Thanks, doctor, for keeping me alive adfter my attampt at suicide. I was feeling too bad to live but now that I'm totally deformed, unable to eat anything that doesnt taste like shit and literally look like an asshole I'll give it another try. Thanks!

[KILL ALL MUSLIMS]

At 0:17 . It looks like Micheal jackson .