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Ask grumpy Badger anything and get a REAL fucking answer.

I got up 10mins ago, opened a beer and smoked the rest of my doob... I’m coming to Wales in the summer badger but where would you recommend like the best area? I’ve got a few chalets on my radar but I’m unsure...  I’m looking to go fishing too 

9 days ago

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Altsheimer said:

I bought a microwavable pot pie for dinner. The instructions say to cook with top off. What difference does it make whether I cook it fully dressed or half dressed?

You naughty woman, I now have an image of gravy splattered boobs wedged in my perverted grey matter. I must away and abuse myself before it fades.

9 days ago

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Hades500rT5000 said:

I’m trying new things since I’m vegetarian now, I’m doing well but those sardines man... They came highly recommended by a friend (yes I have some lol) but fuck me they made me gag... I’ll eat fish and dairy, quite hypocritical I know but fuck that vegan shit, how do they survive? Do you have any annoying veggie friends? 

I would violently convert them with bloody steaks and black pudding.

9 days ago

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Hades500rT5000 said:

I got up 10mins ago, opened a beer and smoked the rest of my doob... I’m coming to Wales in the summer badger but where would you recommend like the best area? I’ve got a few chalets on my radar but I’m unsure...  I’m looking to go fishing too 

It's all good. Close your eyes and stick a pin or hire a camper van and tour a bit.

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9 days ago

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Rubbers are often times called raincoats.

The saying goes "Let a smile be your umbrella."

Was that you I saw drenched in the rain?

9 days ago

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Hades500rT5000 said:

These are the videos in question... I normally wouldn’t post this shit but I feel people need to see it if they eat meat, I had a message... Would you have deleted them? 

You've convinced me. Ostrich and horse are now off the menu.

9 days ago

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Badger said:

It's all good. Close your eyes and stick a pin or hire a camper van and tour a bit.

Hehe well I know you love your country, anywhere lol!

9 days ago

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SC0TT said:

You've convinced me. Ostrich and horse are now off the menu.

😂😂 👍

9 days ago

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Why did this cat behead itself?

 

9 days ago

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if you could only have one type and brand of alcohol for the rest of your life, what would it be?

8 days ago

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Altsheimer said:

Rubbers are often times called raincoats.

The saying goes "Let a smile be your umbrella."

Was that you I saw drenched in the rain?

They would make very tight raincoats.

8 days ago

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Altsheimer said:

Why did this cat behead itself?

 

I'm more interested in why he wants to shove it in a box.

8 days ago

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virdux said:

if you could only have one type and brand of alcohol for the rest of your life, what would it be?

8 days ago

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Wow! It's national royalty day in the U.S.A. I'm just so thrilled. In fact I was so excited I could hardly get out of bed. So exactly what was Martin Luther king of? I am from an uneducated era when schools taught useless things like math, english, grammar, spelling, history, you know, all that. We did learn about English kings and a king of Prussia but I don't recall any king named Martin Luther. Is he possibly related to the king I saw on TV once? King Kong?

 

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8 days ago

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Altsheimer said:

Wow! It's national royalty day in the U.S.A. I'm just so thrilled. In fact I was so excited I could hardly get out of bed. So exactly what was Martin Luther king of? I am from an uneducated era when schools taught useless things like math, english, grammar, spelling, history, you know, all that. We did learn about English kings and a king of Prussia but I don't recall any king named Martin Luther. Is he possibly related to the king I saw on TV once? King Kong?

 

Yes, yes Martin Luther inventer of the stirrup pump and vaseline. I believe he ruled the kingdom of Memphis until 1968 when he was usurped by king Elvis who continued to rule until he too was violently assassinated by burger in the 1970's.

7 days ago

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Heard you lost your shack, glad you made it out in time.

7 days ago

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You got snow today? It’s deep as fook up here ☃️

7 days ago

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if you are going to be executed, what would you have for your last meal?

7 days ago

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hi badger ... has anyone else mentioned not being able to post on walls or send PM's ..I've rebooted and run cleaners no help ..we have any issues you are aware of ? ..thanks Tosh

7 days ago

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