things that the YNC taught me

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492 days ago

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things that the YNC taught me

1. look both ways 10 times before crossing

2. constant vigilance on the sidewalk  covering 360 degrees azimuth and 180 degree elevation

3. stay out of brazil

4. never ride a motorcycle, as the driver or as a passenger

5. trucks are NOT your friends

492 days ago

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Do not practice Witchcraft in Africa.

491 days ago

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Dont fuck around with electricity

490 days ago

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catching and releasing Canadian bottom feeders is fun and environmentally correct http://roughfish.com/sites/default/files/14650196_10207415816130240_9003595349294482964_n.jpg

490 days ago

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^^^^^^^                                                      Image result for Ugly People Kissing

490 days ago

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^^^ No selfies please.

490 days ago

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When someone suddenly seizes up and collapses, don't charge in to help by grabbing them unless you're wearing electrically insulated boots.

If struck by a car in China and survive the initial hit, roll to safety fast because he's coming back to accidentally on-purpose, finish you.

Chinese love stabbing people with kitchen cutlery.

Don't sleep on the job. Especially on the floor, guarding ATMs as a security guard, or you might wake up dead.

Jumping off a six story building with a large yellow patio umbrella will NOT help.

And most importantly,

ALWAYS  have on clean underwear, because you never know..

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489 days ago

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Don't fuck with electricity, don't be a bum in Russia, don't fuck a weirdo, the Arab life sux, don't trust particular members....drink lots of alcohol when posting! And patience and tolerence are leagues apart!

 

 

 

489 days ago

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A lot of things don't happen in Thailand.

484 days ago

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bulls are majestic creatures with horns of justice and hooves of righteous fury

484 days ago

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Never trust wood

484 days ago

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Just because she has a bulge, does not mean she has a cock.

Thats one way to remember your mom.

484 days ago

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Never inflate a tire without a bomb suit on.

484 days ago

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Buildings can belly-flop

 

479 days ago

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the boxcutter can be put to uses other than cutting up cardboard, although it may void the warranty

465 days ago

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Machetes in South America are born to cut flesh and bone rather than foliage.

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465 days ago

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The most hated thing in the YNC's comment section would be a Black Muslim homosexual riding a motorcycle, with a pit bull in the sidecar.

465 days ago

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The only safe thing to fuck in Thailand is Ernie Palmer and the five sisters.

464 days ago

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SC0TT said:

The most hated thing in the YNC's comment section would be a Black Muslim homosexual riding a motorcycle, with a pit bull in the sidecar.

and of course he (or she?) would be riding without a helmet while holding up a freshly decapitated head and screaming "allahu akbar!"... the comment section would explode!

462 days ago

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virdux said:

and of course he (or she?) would be riding without a helmet while holding up a freshly decapitated head and screaming "allahu akbar!"... the comment section would explode!

Well, you know it happens at least twice a week somewhere in the world so it's only a short matter of time for that exact vid to find itself uploaded here. Except maybe that "pit bull in the sidecar" part... yeah, that may take a whole year. Possibly even two.

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