21 Year Old Girl Commits Suicide Over Dispute On Construction Of A Toilet

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13 days ago

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21 Year Old Girl Commits Suicide Over Dispute On Construction Of A Toilet

 funnest suicide ever 

13 days ago

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I want a toilet on my lot
I want to shit in my own damn pot
I'm tired of shitting on the road
While every one watches me dump my load

She wanted to sit on her porcelain throne
And talk shit to the guys while on her phone
She was really in a fucking rush
To dump a load and get to flush

She wanted a toilet and so she cried
And then she committed suicide
And so her death was just a flush away
From living one more shitty day

In her coffin, all dressed and dapper
Burnt to a crisp for lack of a crapper
With nowhere else to go
She now does her business six feet below

        

13 days ago

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Another shitty poem...

We take for granted what others miss
For many don't even have a pot for their piss
They do it in the river and by the shore
They later come back and do it some more

It's really sad I must confess
They don't use a pooper scooper to clean up their mess
When they have the runs and can not quit
Well let me say it's a lot of shit

Everyone wants a lid, bowl  and tank
Because without a flush, the shit can get rank
And that's the last thing anyone wants to do
Is walk barefoot in the grass and step in your poo

 

 

 

 

13 days ago

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once upon a night

a woman did ignite

a toilet she desired

but her life she expired

 

burned brightly the pyre

the woman was on fire

of the toilet did she dream

in her one last scream

13 days ago

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In the old town of Davangere, there lived a poor woman who dreamed of one day constructing her own toilet. Ever since she was a littel girl, she knew this to be her destiny. The vision of her own toilet became her singular passion in life, a fire that burned within her and brought her forth through the challenges of life. Her dream consumed her and indeed became her.

One day, she knew that the day had come. She would finally construct her own toilet and make her mark in the world. To her, the toilet was so much more than a toilet; it was the very embodiment of her soul, of her being.

Sadly, she was not allowed the build the toilet because she was a woman. There was only one thing left to do. The passion that she kept within her for so long, the fire that consumed her, would manifest materially and consume her body. Then they will see and they will know.

9 days ago

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virdux said:

In the old town of Davangere, there lived a poor woman who dreamed of one day constructing her own toilet. Ever since she was a littel girl, she knew this to be her destiny. The vision of her own toilet became her singular passion in life, a fire that burned within her and brought her forth through the challenges of life. Her dream consumed her and indeed became her.

One day, she knew that the day had come. She would finally construct her own toilet and make her mark in the world. To her, the toilet was so much more than a toilet; it was the very embodiment of her soul, of her being.

Sadly, she was not allowed the build the toilet because she was a woman. There was only one thing left to do. The passion that she kept within her for so long, the fire that consumed her, would manifest materially and consume her body. Then they will see and they will know.

Did you write that? Such flair, such eloquence... almost a pity it focused on, well, a toilet 😂

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yup, glad you liked it!

8 days ago

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virdux said:

yup, glad you liked it!

Nicely done! :) I actually pasted the first sentence in a google search because it sounded like it came out of a book with a title, maybe something like, "The Origin and History of the First Flushable Toilet" lol.

..which reminds me, I learned some cool trivia and have to find the old thread for it.

 

8 days ago

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SC0TT said:

Nicely done! :) I actually pasted the first sentence in a google search because it sounded like it came out of a book with a title, maybe something like, "The Origin and History of the First Flushable Toilet" lol.

..which reminds me, I learned some cool trivia and have to find the old thread for it.

 

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