OK, in all seriousness, from my understanding, a lot of our videos are contributed by members in Brazil who do not speak English as their first language.. I recall one of them saying he was going to speak perfect English one day. Non English speaking uploaders either are trying to learn English or use Google translator (or some other translator). Please try and be patient with them and give them some credit for trying. I would imagine that most English speaking people here would not fare well on a non English speaking site. (Don't tell me you speak this or that language fluently. Perhaps you do. I didn't say everyone, I said most.) Not everyone on this planet grew up with English as their first language.
In the meantime, Please bare with me Dan! Perhaps in a game of strip poker? I nude you would like that idea!