America is in serious trouble. Communists, disguised as liberals and conservatives, have infiltrated our government and from there have corrupted our system and our culture. The Soviets won. Being American is almost a crime in America. Speak English in America is almost a crime. Demanding a foreigner who speaks English is a crime in America. How the hell do we get to this? I am pleased not to be the only voice that wants this hole to be a refuge for some good, open-minded and progressive Americans, to waste a little time mocking the misfortunes of others. It seems unfair, I know, I know, but what the hell, in some part of the world, right now, there are some laughing at our tragedies. If we have to tolerate the presence of strangers and savages, we have to make sure that the sons of bitches have the courtesy to address us in English. God squeezes but does not strangle.