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    Fuck......that...

    Fuck......that...
  2. Cancer took my mom as well. She was 61. 26 is a...

    Cancer took my mom as well. She was 61. 26 is a tough age to lose your mom. I was still pretty retarded at 26. I relied on my mom for tons at that age.

    Take a break and clear your head. We'll...
  3. Like a zombie?

    Like a zombie?
  4. Thats way too young to go. My mother had been...

    Thats way too young to go. My mother had been suffering for a long time. I thought I was ready for her passing. I dont think anybody ever is ready to lose their mom. How old were you?
  5. In the context it was funny. He promised to stop...

    In the context it was funny. He promised to stop one thing and immediately went for the worst possible thing he could say.

    In all seriousness though. I am sorry for your loss DFP. I lost my mom a...
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    I love reading all the back and forth between you...

    I love reading all the back and forth between you guys. I just would hate for anybody to get into trouble. Its all supposed to be in good fun. :D
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    But was he toughing them inappropriately?

    But was he toughing them inappropriately?
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    Thats more like it! :aface:

    Thats more like it! :aface:
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    You guys have to see the difference between what...

    You guys have to see the difference between what Badger did and what some of the members do to DFP. If someone new to the site were to read the posts they would know that your names were changed by...
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    Agreed

    Agreed
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    Not that I can remember. I caught my daughter...

    Not that I can remember. I caught my daughter eating one though. I almost stopped loving her that day...

    Have you ever pooped and had to wipe with something other than paper?
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    If someone took my family from me. Have you...

    If someone took my family from me.

    Have you ever had a major surgery?
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    But there are children inside!!! Yeah, sure....

    But there are children inside!!!

    Yeah, sure. They're ugly children. But still children none the less.
  14. I was quite proud of myself for that one.

    I was quite proud of myself for that one.
  15. I want Its Raining Men to start playing at my...

    I want Its Raining Men to start playing at my funeral. Then while everybodys looking at each other all confused and stuff, they drop my dead naked body from the rafters on the floor in front of...
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    Awesome! I have 2 little girls myself....

    Awesome! I have 2 little girls myself. Congratulations my friend! Little girls rock!
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    ^^^ The one on the bottom left looks like they...

    ^^^ The one on the bottom left looks like they are all singing in a choir.
  18. Trust me...She can. :D

    Trust me...She can. :D
  19. Johann Pachelbel- Canon in D. It was the first...

    Johann Pachelbel- Canon in D. It was the first song I ever heard my wife play on the piano. It was also the song that opened the door to my love of classical music. When I hear that song I see my...
  20. I would come back as a tape worm so I could hang...

    I would come back as a tape worm so I could hang out in peoples asses!





    ...What?
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    Right now I'm really into Ballast Point Sculpin...

    Right now I'm really into Ballast Point Sculpin IPA. Yummy!
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    yeah, I smoke. Not like I used to though. Its a...

    yeah, I smoke. Not like I used to though. Its a way of life here in San Diego. Canadian weed is rare in Iowa. all weed is actually. They have really tough laws in Iowa. Here its an infraction for...
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    You should come to San Diego. We have great weed...

    You should come to San Diego. We have great weed and San Diego is a mecca for IPA's. We have Stone Brewing, Ballast Point, Green Flash, ect. Great beer and some of the best weed around. My brother...
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    If you want me to cum you need to hide your face.

    If you want me to cum you need to hide your face.
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    It smells like catfood and ass in here.

    It smells like catfood and ass in here.
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