Type: Posts; User: tekno-soldier; Excluded Forums: NSFW (18+ Only)
What is the name my grandad whispers in my nans ear during anal sex?
Road Rash, that's an old classic, so was that other game, Street Fighter I think it was called.
Shattered my right heel friday night, After about 10 stella's and a line of ket I decided to try mary poppins style stunt and jump off a 15 foot wall with an umbrella, didn't slow me down...
I personally believe that somewhere out there in space there is a species which have a control over our planet, My theory is that we are almost certainly living in a computer simulation meaning that...
Whats happenin' nigga's, i'm a 1 man fuckin band. BOOM.
Can't watch the fuckin video
How fuckin shit was that niggar, and trying to blame it on his broken black toe??,,, Sick cunt, I had my faith in him.
I'd rather shit all over your dead sisters face
Fuck off you old cunt
I Rub my face in my nans tits until i feel friction burn, then i wash my face in German water, slowly rub mayonnaise around my ear lobes then let a cat lick it off, quickly grab a flannel, wipe my...
What the fuck are these 'ALTS' you speak of ? Never heard of erm
These fibre glass casts are tougher than ya think!! Damaged my wrist more getting the fucker off..
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Pissed out my nut just hakced my cast off my fractured wrist with a pair of scissors..hurts like fuck.. would post picture if anyone could tell me how ot post a pic on threads
Ask your virtually deaf Grandad if you can use the phone and he thinks your asking for a fiver. Fuck it just take the fiver and get a few tins.
'Listen pocohontas, if you don't put your ears to the ground your never guna hear the buffalo coming' - Me Myself And Irene
Dislocated knee from football accident, Broken nose from turning and running into a concrete street sign whilst playing knock-a-door run,Broken foot from when i tried to do a front flip off a 6ft...
Why are uncles like curries? One bad one and your arsehole can hurt for days.
R.I.P buddy.. brought us some good moments, may your soul now rest.. on and on..
P.S. sorry about the porsche buddy
Is a niggar
I remember when i was young and thought life would be so easy and happy and everything would work out how you want it too, fuck how i was wrong. I also remember when a bag of smackheads (Space...