Me & Blakp had a bad lovers spat months ago. When I was sleep, she poured maple syrup on my right arm & chest. I woke up and my arm was stuck to my chest tighter than a Liacon dick choke hold!!!I couldn't jerk off for a week!
Fucking Canadians!
Me & Blakp had a bad lovers spat months ago. When I was sleep, she poured maple syrup on my right arm & chest. I woke up and my arm was stuck to my chest tighter than a Liacon dick choke hold!!!I couldn't jerk off for a week!
Fucking Canadians!
HANK you fuckin bald midget!
You ginger oompa-loompa without the orange jersey-shore tan!Fucked up again at work in the chocolate factory, huh? Got caught sucking some orange midget dick behind the crates in the loading docks??
Lil' faggot! You unemployed midget!
**SECURITY.......please escort this angry midget out of the fight thread!
We should all go back to the "Marry me" thread. I think someone's single again! Tee-hee!![]()
I just made some Shrimp scampi for lunch.Took a chunk of Italian bread and mopped up the frying pan..... F-ing delicioso!![]()
KFC is only a prelude for better meals to come!![]()
No Panderas bread?? Here in Florida I only buy stuff from Goodings and Publix. It's bestest!!!
Evening..![]()
TheFatalist suck cock......
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