Canary Wharf '96... for the Lulz
I will tell you carrots don't fly under water.
That's where chocolate lives, sometimes.
The ticking clocks sound like frogs.
Kim Jong Ill has his rice individually checked to make sure each one is identical! (fact or fiction?)
I would definitely fuck a dead woman, only if I would've fucked her when she was alive and only if she was still warm. Picture the scene...your at your place enjoying a few cold ones (no pun intended) with a fit bird and all is going well...you're definitely in there when all of a sudden she snuffs it. If you jump on more or less straight away, she'd be just the same except "sleepy"...plus you'd be guaranteed anal...just sayin'
True Story.
Last edited by Abuser; 11-24-2011 at 01:39 PM.
no need for a condom either. and you could punch the shit out of her until your hand bleeds
English accents are sexy! Most attractive accent.
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