I've got a bag of spanners in the glove compartment of a Vauxhall Viva.
I've got a bag of spanners in the glove compartment of a Vauxhall Viva.
My other cat is a centipede called Droitwich.
....finally the electrician turned up and straight away spotted the fact, that I lived in a tent and didn't actually have any electrics...
...so I get up in the morning, half past ten at night, half an hour before I went to bed.....
By the time I got home my Y-fronts were wringing wet....
Save your breathe, you'll need it later to blow up your date![]()
Last edited by Badger; 12-28-2010 at 02:54 PM.
tequila is a vegetarian meal
morning sex is good![]()
haircuts cause brain damage
if you pick your nose you end up like Acneface![]()
burping feels good
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