Granny was a rug muncher!
I LICK GLASS AND SMELL OLD TRAINERS
I got 10 mins before I got to go back to the Comfy padded cell what should I post;hang on I hear footsteps.....Bugger times up
False alarm the buggers are just messing with what mind they have left me with
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Back from the Egg.
no it's not that at all