Wall of shame (spam)

[zykron]

Alright folks, I just received the world's all-time dumbest spam message today. Now this thread is for posting only the most ridiculous spam that you have personally received, so ridiculous that you couldn't help but die laughing


Helpdesk tells me that I need to log into my account in 48 hours. Simple enough. But they even tell me my username and password (and it's completely wrong), and they don't even tell me where my account is located. The entire email is unedited.

Here it goes: You have 48 hours to log in or else!

Dear Account Owner,


This message is from Webmail messaging center to all account owners. We
are currently carrying out an upgrade on our system, hence It has come to
our notice that one of our subscribers Infected our Network with a very
strong virus and it is affecting Our database. And we are also having
congestions due to the anonymous registration of accounts, so we are
shutting down some accounts> and your account was among those to be that
needs to be re-updated due to this condition.



To remedy this problem all subscribers must reply to this email
immediately, and enter your User Name here
(**********) And Password Here (************) to have them Cleared against
this virus.

Failure to comply will lead to the termination of your Account in the Next
48 hours.

Hoping to serve you better.


Sincerely,
Webmail Support
************************************************** ************************************************** *******
This is an Administrative Message from subcription department, It is
Not spam. From time to time,We will send you such Messages in order to
communicate important information about
Your subscription.
************************************************** ************************************************** *******

[Badger]

I wonder how many people actually fall for this stuff?

[zykron]

Can you imagine that even if I gave them my username and password, how would they know which email to use to access my account?

[Badger]

[spleen]

I'd like to reply with a e mail bomb

[NotoriousDGG]

You can ususally spot these because of the bad grammar and spelling. There was one on aol several years ago and it looked legit as fuck, but I noticed that instead of you're it said your. I guess being a spelling nazi pays off sometimes.

[woner]

I just want attention

[NotoriousDGG]

was there?...you're just a lezza who nobody cares about lmao

mmmmmm...pussy

[NotoriousDGG]

well you're just a stinker who likes smelly smells lamo...oh and dirty girl pussy lmao

mmmmmmm...dirty girl pussy

[woner]

Dirty girl pussy smells like onions,mmmmm onions

[NotoriousDGG]

I don't deal with attention seeking gays...goodbye

mmmmm....attention seeking gays

[gorewhore]

mmmm...attention seeking hermaphrodite with dirty onion smelling pussys