2009 Darwin Moments

[zykron]

Well folks let's wrap it up. Darwin moments (more)

Post (or re-post) some of your favorite Darwin moments of 2009 from whatever corners of the internet you've seen or from whatever you've seen on the streets. How many internets can you crash in a day? Did your neighbor have to ask you if it was acceptable to burn his own pubic hair? Let's hear your dumb moments.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolog...rts-rules.html

^^ Two people sued Apple because they listened to their iPods too loud. They lost the case.

[jacket]

I will play this game ZYK LOL

Al Franken for the love of God We as a Country are FOOOOOKED

http://www.associatedcontent.com/art...ires_more.html

All I have to say about this. This guy is a Piece of shit

[Kyo]

Darwin moments hmm...damn I really can't think of any.

[zykron]

Official Website: http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2009.html


(12 April 2009, Florida) Traffic was moving slowly on southbound I-95. Shawn M. had recently left a Pompano Beach bar, and now he was stuck in traffic. As the saying goes, you don't buy beer--you just rent it, and Shawn couldn't wait another moment to relieve himself. "I need to take a leak," he told his friends.

Traffic was deadlocked, so the waterlogged man climbed out, put his hand on the divider, and jumped over the low concrete wall... only to fall 65 feet to his death.

[Kyo]

I'm sure I've seen a lot on theYNC the most careless retarded shit people do that get's them either maimed or killed is ridiculous.

[wino]

Who can beat this ?

My partner and I were watching something with a lot of death and skeletons in it.
She turns to me and says 'Which bones are the one's from the Penis"
I chuckle
she says 'I thought they had bones in them'
I chuckle and say 'no dear, no bones in dicks'
she says 'Well how to the stay up'
I laugh 'It's blood filling the dick youdoepyhuman'
BLANK EXPRESSION

It went on for a bit longer but no need to go into that OTHER conversation.