Funniest suicide fail ever?

[Badger]

I've watched this twice now and laughed on both occasions! This is up on the front page today and in my opinion is the funniest suicide fail ever! It's almost like a Monty Python sketch, when the train driver pushes the kid (@00.32) you can imagine him saying; (In the voice of Brian's mum from 'The Life Of Brian') "Go on, clear off! You're a very naughty boy!"

If you vote no because you can think of a funnier suicide fail, please post up a link!

[Nero]

he as good as dragged him away by him ear

[Dan]

I thought it was funny how the driver got off the train and yelled at him lol

[iamsplitassyouarent]

I thought the one video where the guy tried to kill himself with a shotgun but ended up in a hospital was funnier

[KING_FUCKING_KONG]

This is a winner http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=be4_1336118397

[Nero]

This is a winner http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=be4_1336118397

i came here to post that one too

[zykron]

This one gets my vote so far: http://theync.com/static_html/suicid...uck_media.html

just because the driver is so fucking clueless...

[HairlessApe]

I've looked at this several times, and I'm starting to think that it wasn't actually a suicide fail. The kid stood in front of one of those eastern european electric rail trolley things -- unlike a train, those can and do stop...not THAT well, but pretty predictably, and while it takes some vodka courage, if you've seen enough of them, you have a good idea how far it takes them to stop on a straight track when the brakes are fully engaged.

My personal guess, given what's happening with his drunk friends at the time, is that this little wanker got drunk, and did one of those drunk Russian show-off bullshit moves where he stood in front of the trolley to look like a badass.

[Blakpoetry]

suicide is never funny....unless it is interrupted

[Abuser]

suicide is never funny....unless it is interrupted

Or Asians