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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal Lecter View Post
    Can I join the pattie,there's a lot at steak.
    what wine would you suggest here Doc?

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    good job
    CHRISTEN DICK SUCKER OF JEW (ISRAEL) BIBLE BOOK OF PORNOGRAPHY

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    The poor things were moo-tilated, ah well, no point in crying over spilt milk.
    Your puns are udderly ridiculous.
    You've only just started and you're milking it already?
    If anyone should have a beef, it's with Badger... the fatso
    Everything I say to him goes in one ear and out the udder.

    And if I piss him off, he'll cream me.
    I thought I'd herd it all but apparently I'd only got calf the story. Cow could you come up with such bullshit? I wonder how many of them bought the farm?

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    Default Cows + Brake Failure= Dead Cows

    Note to self: Don't become a poor peasant who herds cows on busy highways.

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    Default Cows + Brake Failure= Dead Cows

    chow call!!!!!

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    Ahh, steak heaven.
    Well, at least those cows have given their lives for a noble cause.

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    Default Cows + Brake Failure= Dead Cows

    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyGuyJoePesci View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal Lecter View Post
    Can I join the pattie,there's a lot at steak.
    what wine would you suggest here Doc?
    I think a nice Sangiovese would suffice,grown in Tuscany and not California

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    Default Cows + Brake Failure= Dead Cows

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    The poor things were moo-tilated, ah well, no point in crying over spilt milk.
    Your puns are udderly ridiculous.
    You've only just started and you're milking it already?
    If anyone should have a beef, it's with Badger... the fatso :cool:
    Everything I say to him goes in one ear and out the udder.

    And if I piss him off, he'll cream me.
    I thought I'd herd it all but apparently I'd only got calf the story. Cow could you come up with such bullshit? I wonder how many of them bought the farm?
    Hey hey hey, can we all just get along please?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonckey View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    The poor things were moo-tilated, ah well, no point in crying over spilt milk.
    Your puns are udderly ridiculous.
    You've only just started and you're milking it already?
    If anyone should have a beef, it's with Badger... the fatso :cool:
    Everything I say to him goes in one ear and out the udder.

    And if I piss him off, he'll cream me.
    I thought I'd herd it all but apparently I'd only got calf the story. Cow could you come up with such bullshit? I wonder how many of them bought the farm?
    Hey hey hey, can we all just get along please?!
    Big misteak,they'll make mincemeat out of you,do you really want to brisket?

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    KILL THOSE NIGGER COWS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal Lecter View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    The poor things were moo-tilated, ah well, no point in crying over spilt milk.
    Your puns are udderly ridiculous.
    You've only just started and you're milking it already?
    If anyone should have a beef, it's with Badger... the fatso :cool:
    Everything I say to him goes in one ear and out the udder.

    And if I piss him off, he'll cream me.
    I thought I'd herd it all but apparently I'd only got calf the story. Cow could you come up with such bullshit? I wonder how many of them bought the farm?
    Hey hey hey, can we all just get along please?!
    Big misteak,they'll make mincemeat out of you,do you really want to brisket?
    Sure... Well done please.

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    Default Cows + Brake Failure= Dead Cows

    they should have moo-ved

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