The lucky country

[drongo]

We have no earthquakes
tsunamis
tornadoes
huricanes
volcano
and more importantly..
no niggers..
well we have 3%..but ot that 95% are incarcerared..so that dont count
we have no nuclear power
we have free medicare
we have a welfare system
we have more olympic gold medalists per capita
we are just fucking awesome

[drongo]

then we got EVERY mineral...bar chrominum...see china ...prospering fucking gooks they are...well thats cause of ME

[THE MAD HATTER]

Yes sounds good ,but you are all fuckin convicts

[checkered Shirt]

Don't forget your droughts and nearly every insect is poisonous which can kill you

[drongo]

Yes sounds good ,but you are all fuckin convicts

yea not fuckin bad eh

[THE MAD HATTER]

True i am on my way

[drongo]

True i am on my way

hold ya horses pommie...we have strict regulations...firstly...who won the brownlow in 1949?

[Hannibal Lecter]

What about Aborigine's,are they not black,and you get twister's,sandstorm's and the deadliest snake's in the world

[iamsplitassyouarent]

Your country's mascot died from a stingray pierce to the heart. What are the odds of that? Very lucky country, indeed

[drongo]

yea funny that...we got the most deadly snake ..kill ya almost instantly ..yet there is no recorded death from em' prolly killed a few abo's but they a shy snake that in the desert that we mostly dont venture to

[drongo]

[QUOTE=iamsplitassyouarent;6025753]Your country's mascot died from a stingray pierce to the heart. What are the odds of that? Very lucky country, indeed [/QUOThardy a mascot mate...just something your county ate up.....if u think a character like that is a real aussie...think again

[drongo]

I will say this...the westminster system form of government is the best system on the planet...sure its fallible but its the best way...the only prob with it is that we dont have protestors marching down the street promoting it