http://ihopericksantorum.tumblr.com/...se-coming-soon - all the reports from the same area and in the same week. Interesting![]()
Bye bye AmericaYou are being overrun by zombies
Canada and the UK are safe for now.
At least you won't keep stealing our perfectly good tv programs and making your own shite versions anymore![]()
Last edited by Merry Alan and his chocolate boggle nuts.; 05-31-2012 at 05:50 AM.
"He was spiked or it was Voodoo"
http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16238910
Don't give me that shit...
Can't see it![]()
The fact that that guy is still alive is what bothers me. He got bit by a zombie. HELLOOOOO! That guy is infected! He needs a bullet in his head. In a few days he will die. Then he will rise from the dead and eat a nurse. Then another nurse will run in and be eaten too. By the time the cops show up half the hospital will be eaten or a zombie. Zombies will be eating people hooked up to life support and snacking on the newborns in the nursery. Oh the horror! In two days half of Florida will be infected. BMIC will have to take all his guns to go rescue Liacon. I live out in California so it will take a couple of weeks to reach us. That gives me time to fortify my house and rob a 5 for crossbows, machetes, a couple of Louisville Sluggers, trail mix and extra ammo. You guys on the east coast are fucked. You better stock up now before the shit hits the fan. If you can make it out to San Diego I will take you in provided you put out and are handy in the kitchen. (I already know Liacons in.) As for you guys in Europe. You better stock up too. Everything we do ends up over there sooner or later. Just look what happened with rap music. I think Canada will be alright though. Not even zombies want to visit Canada. They just have to worry about the riots from an inevitable shortage of round bacon.
THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NEIGH!
Rest in Peace Samantha.
I'm moving to Canada then
If it does happen, we can be prepared. I watched 28 Days later & 28 Weeks later. I'm safe
Some psychic was saying the world isn't gonna end but instead it's going to change - the veil on all things supernatural will lift, our realm will collide with other realms, good and bad will merge and become one. Humans will be transformed to monsters. Like zombies probably. So we will all be monsters/zombies come 21st Dec 2012. Meh. Bring it on. I'm too lazy to do anything about it![]()
Last edited by Merry Alan and his chocolate boggle nuts.; 05-31-2012 at 01:27 PM. Reason: typo
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