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    Evil Your First Ejaculation.

    Tell us all about the first time you ever ejaculated.

    It's a big moment for us all, even the squirting-girls. Yes, truly.





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    No, you tell us your's!

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    First wet dream i don't remember there was lots
    First wank was in the shower dunno age 12-13 perhaps, then suddenly my personal hygiene improved vastly cus i was showering twice daily

    Mmm ejaculation..


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    First ejaculation???





    I can remember havin' wanks before I could cum but it still felt like I was cummin' except with nowt cumming out...

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    Hahaha How does NO grab you?

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    Probably when I was about 6. My family was going overseas, so I was ejaculated for yellow fever and viral encephalitis.

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    i think i know what your tryin to do with this thread but i dont really care so i'll post in it anyhow
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    im tryin hard to remember my first ejaculation..i can remember pullin the chain with nothin comin out when i was about 10 i'd say. i got my first blowjob at 14, and i fucked my first chick at 13 and im pretty sure i got a handjob off o some perky titted young slapper at the age of 12.. yup, i was defo 11... .
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    i think i fantasized about my mothers vagina

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    This has been done b4
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    when i was 10, i found a old house in the woods that had been owned by an ex vietnam veteran. he had ammo reloaders, souvenirs, and 3 stacks of black and white playboy mags. i spent 4 hrs a day there for a year. then finally just moved in. to this day, i STILL get wood when i see b&w pics or busty old chicks in lingerie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadskinmask View Post
    when i was 10, i found a old house in the woods that had been owned by an ex vietnam veteran. he had ammo reloaders, souvenirs, and 3 stacks of black and white playboy mags. i spent 4 hrs a day there for a year. then finally just moved in. to this day, i STILL get wood when i see b&w pics or busty old chicks in lingerie.

    Ahhh, the good old days of findin' a discarded porno mag...about six of yous huddled round it tryin' to hide awkward boners...

    When we'd find 'em in the bushes and that we'd say the Porno Fairy had been

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    Cant remember.
    Ffs! i cant even remember what i had for dinner

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