My 14 yr. old nephew (who is like my 3rd son since his dad is never around) was talking to me about "chicks"! He's my little nigga & always opens up to me since I'm the only man in his life.
The subject came up because he accidentally found my old porno stash out in my garage and wanted to "borrow" 1. I said, "just 1, nigga you found a gold mine & you just want 1"!!!! We laughed!
I told him when I was in H.S. back in the 80's, porno mags were like cigarettes in jail. If one was lucky to have a VHS porno, the bids where off the chart!!! He told me DVD pornos was currency. I said, "but you can get free porn on the internet anytime". He said, "not really, you're an adult, kids have parental block, can't do it at libraries and our little handheld phones don't have the same quality IF we can even access it at all".
WOW! I never thought of that. As an adult, I take it for granted.
I gave him my duffel bag of 30+ DVD's and said, "you didn't get them from me, understand"?
[Disclaimer: his mother busted him with mags / movies many times and basically said, "I'd rather him look at that stuff then have some little girls' parents tell me she's ......! It's cool, trust me, his moms knows!!]
"How are you gonna watch them, isn't the DVD downstairs in your living room" I asked? "Duh, I got my PS3 [FUCK YOU RUSS: DAMN PS3 (Private joke Xbox360 vs. PS3)] with the HDTV in my bedroom! I also got bottle of lotion with a roll of paper towels"
"Listen to what I'm about to tell ya: 1) try to keep that shit to less than 3 times a day or you'll go blind. 2) If you're right handed, learn to use your left every now & then (you'll thank me later if you ever break your arm!), 3) nothing wrong with dry-jacking when you run out of lotion!!! If you're ever in jail or in the army out in the bush, spit doesn't work well..you won't regret it, son" 4) anyone who tells you they DON'T jerky-jerky is a liar and finally, 5) Yes, women do it too...alot!!!!
MAJOR JERKY RULE: "YOU CAN TALK ABOUT IT, BUT NEVER-EVER GET CAUGHT!!!
Old Blaky keeps it real with the young 'uns!!!! Share some jerky-jerky experiences / tales!
News Update: He's a hustler like his old uncle! He's made about $65 from selling some of his "finished" ones and traded some cool PS3 video games [fuck you Russ!] for some others!!