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    Laugh Have a fucked-up Omegle Chat

    Yep.

    Go to Omegle.com, click on 'text' chat (to remain anonymous), and get some fucked up shit going.

    Copy and paste the results.


    Let's all have a blast!!





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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: asl

    You: 15 f California lookin for older guys for funnnnnnnn!!!

    You:

    Stranger: 22 male from india

    You: nice

    You: you hot?

    Stranger: yes

    You: fukk yer

    You: ever fukked a 15 year old babe?

    Stranger: no

    You: wanna?

    Stranger: yes

    You: oooh yer

    You: what ya wanna do to me?

    Stranger: suck you

    You: my tits?

    Stranger: yes

    Stranger: insert my dick

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.





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    I wonder who goes to 4chan???

    Hi, welcome to Stealth.

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Hey m 18 HORNY....

    You: 14 calif f lookin for hard fun!

    You:

    Stranger: Me too

    You: what ya wanna do to me babe?

    You: im all yours

    Stranger: Ohhh can u describe yourself ?

    You: fuk yer i can

    Stranger: I' m brown long hair

    Stranger: Green eyes

    Stranger: 1.80 tall...

    You: 5 foot, brunette, straight hair, hazel eyes,

    You: got nice tits too

    You: hehehehhehee

    You: im only young dont 4get

    You: norti

    You: soccer player

    You: love grapes

    Stranger: Good

    Stranger: I' m soccer player too

    Stranger:

    You: score a goal for me

    Stranger: And i have atletic body

    You: hehehehe

    Stranger: What' s your name?

    You: cyndee

    You: u?

    Stranger: Pacific

    Stranger: Like ocean

    You: nice

    You: where ya from?

    Stranger: Italy

    Stranger: U?

    You: california

    Stranger: Cool

    Stranger: So do u want have hard fun?

    You: fukk yer

    You: how hard?

    Stranger: Very hard!!!

    Stranger: And very hot!!

    You: wanna finger my ass and my nose?

    You: i love getting nostril fukked

    You: makes me hot!!!

    You: lick my ass?

    Stranger: Oh yes If u want i can do u a tornado tongue

    You: piss on my tits?

    Stranger: U enjoy like a crazy

    You: yer baby

    Stranger: Have u ever Fucked ?

    You: 2 times

    You: with boys

    You: 4 times

    You: with girlz

    Stranger: Good!!

    Stranger: Can u describe me your pussy and your ass?

    You: my pussy iz tight

    You: like fist

    You: ass is round and spectacular

    You: it needs you to slap it

    You: with your cock

    You: i want your foot in my ass

    You: ooohhh yer

    Stranger: Is your pussy shaved?

    Stranger: Ohhhhh yes !!

    You: shaved pussy

    You: my little puppy licks my pussy

    You: he is a good boy

    You: you a bad boy for me?

    You: grrr!

    You:

    Stranger: !! do i have to fuck this dog??


    You: i will suck your cock

    You: all day

    Stranger: Ohhh

    Stranger: Yesss

    You: i will spit on it

    You: piss in your mouth

    You: sexyyyyy

    You: put a tomato in my pussy and eat it

    Stranger: I would put My cock Beetween your tits!!! And after u suck it!!!

    You: can my puppy fuck my pussy while you fuck my tits?

    Stranger: is he ?? and after i would cum in your asshole!!!


    You: my puppy loves to lick cum

    You: i like to lick your ass

    You: and eat your shit

    You: im bad

    You: naughty

    Stranger: Not important

    Stranger: Put 2 fingers in your Pussy now !!!!


    You: ok

    You: oooohhh yer


    You: my keyboard is wet

    Stranger: And think that it's My cock

    You: im gonna fiinger my ass

    You: and lick the shit off my fingers

    Stranger: what?!?!
    You: zesty


    You: you have cheesy cock?

    You: salty balls?
    Stranger: im cumming!!!


    Your conversational partner has disconnected.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Abuser View Post
    I wonder who goes to 4chan???
    Hi, welcome to Stealth.
    The chan led me to this place

    i prefet chatroullete over omegle, you can use gifs and watch people go apeshit lol



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    Stranger: M12

    You: F63

    Stranger: Hi

    You: I've got my own teeth

    Stranger: Cool

    You: Do you like denture cream?

    You: Would you cut my lawn for $5 dollars or a BJ young man?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: heeeey

    Stranger: m/f?

    You: wot the fuk is a m/f????????????/

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    wot a rude cunt, must be the sortest one yet......

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: male 20 usa

    You: you jerkin off baby?

    Stranger: asl?

    You: 29 f washington

    Stranger: yummy

    You: hey

    You: finger your ass and use it as lube

    You: oooh yer

    Stranger: jesus christ


    Your conversational partner has disconnected.





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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey

    You: asl?

    Stranger: 14 m England, you?

    You: 93, female, fort lauderdale

    You: i need it

    You: im so dry

    Stranger: need what?

    You: it....

    You: attention

    Stranger: oh cool

    You: im alone

    You: my grandkids hate me

    You: they call me "old cunny"

    Stranger: you horny? ahaa

    You: yer

    You: nanna's horny

    Stranger: how are your tits?

    You: they hang to my knees

    Stranger: lol

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.





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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Hey
    Stranger: m 19
    You: I'm 24
    Stranger: from
    Stranger: m/f
    You: F/france
    Stranger: awesome
    Stranger: I bet u r reallu beutiful
    Stranger: really*
    You: Yeah,And i'm fucking a donkey
    Stranger: damn thts.even hotter
    You: You wanna play
    Stranger: yes I do
    You: What r u doing
    Stranger: layn down jacking off
    You: I bet you're really small
    Stranger: how much u wanna bet i gues if u say th
    Stranger: tht
    Stranger: im just 10 inches
    You: That is just...not enough
    Stranger: maybe for u
    You: I Have a cavernous bucket
    Stranger: damn
    You: It echoes
    Stranger: awesome
    Your conversational partner have disconnected.

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey

    Stranger: asl

    You: hello

    You: i am 15 woman from poland

    You: for man

    Stranger: i am 17 guy from us

    You: horny

    Stranger: kinda

    Stranger: u

    Stranger: ?

    You: i have been for hour

    You: nobody will play

    Stranger: nice

    Stranger: ill play

    You: good boy

    Stranger: lol

    Stranger: u got Skype?

    You: no sweetie

    You: i am sorry

    Stranger: its ok

    Stranger: u got webcam?

    You: i have no camera

    You: that why i am here

    Stranger: i see

    You: but i good polish girl

    You: like wild animal

    Stranger: good

    Stranger: lol

    Stranger: do u have a picture at least

    Stranger: ?

    You: no i have no camera

    You: you see?

    Stranger: no a picture

    You: but my breasts fit in mans hands

    Stranger: ok

    Stranger: u virgin?

    You: and i have the brown hair

    You: no not virgin

    You: i had the sex with 2 boys and 1 girl

    Stranger: i have brown hair too....and nice

    You: you like to use finger on the ass?

    Stranger: yes

    You: that is good

    Stranger: ur pussy shaved?

    You: it is wax

    You: no hair

    Stranger: good

    You: but i young anyway

    You: not much

    Stranger: yeah

    You: im sorry

    You: i lie but im only 14

    You: that is still ok?

    Stranger: its ok

    You: thankyou

    Stranger: im jerking right now

    You: good boy

    You: be bad

    You: i love badboy

    Stranger: ill be bad

    You: i pull my hair

    You: you want me to take off the shirt?

    Stranger: yes

    You: yesss

    Stranger: nice

    You: wait one minute

    You: i do it

    Stranger: ok

    You: fuck is cold on my nipples

    You: i have cigarette

    Stranger: lol

    Stranger: u home alone?

    You: yes

    Stranger: same

    You: my father is at work today

    You: i read his girl magazines

    You: and play

    Stranger: nice

    You: with pussy

    Stranger:

    You: i tell you i am very bad

    You: i let you piss on my breasts

    You: make me wild

    Stranger: piss? i would cum on them

    You: both

    You: for me

    Stranger: ok

    You: piss is hot

    You: for me

    Stranger: cool

    You: slap my face too

    Stranger: i wanna c u so bad

    You: i bite your cock for fun

    You: like kitty cat

    Stranger: lol

    You: i take off pants now

    Stranger: ok

    You: you spit on finger and put in my ass

    You: like bad boy

    Stranger: yeah

    You: i lick it clean

    Stranger: mmmmm

    You: squeeze your nipples bad boy

    Stranger: ull squeeze until they r purple

    Stranger: u got email hun?

    You: i do anything

    You: i give to you later

    You: i too busy now

    Stranger: ok

    You: good boy

    Stranger: lol

    You: what you want to do to me?

    Stranger: ill fuck u in every hole

    You: can i fart on your face?

    You: it make me wild

    You: bad boy

    Stranger: uhhhhhh

    Stranger: lol

    You: i be bad

    Stranger: lol

    You: suck mu tits

    You: be naughty

    Stranger: mmmmmm ill suck them so hard

    Stranger: what size tits?

    You: put thumb in my ass i be like puppet

    You: they fit in your hand

    Stranger: ok

    You: coz i only small

    Stranger: yeah

    You: pull my hair

    Stranger: i gtg hun....can i get email so we can do this again

    You: sure

    Stranger: or download skype

    Stranger: my email is ****DELETED BY DRFUCKING****

    You: it is i_am_a_32 year old dude_ and you just cybered a 14 year old girl @ fuckyoupedo . com

    You: hahahahhha

    Stranger: shit

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Last edited by DrFuckingPepper; 08-06-2012 at 02:02 PM. Reason: Deleted paedophile's E-mail





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