"Blonde Curiosity" Sends Back Flood of New Views From Mars
In light of the recent images from Mars, NASA also posted a transcript of another kind of "curiosity" contest, in which one entree would live on another world for a week, with all meals and round-trip travel included. Turned out a blonde won, so NASA reps. called it the "Blonde Curiosity" mission.
The transcript is as follows: Upon the conclusion of the contest, the NASA rep congratulates the blonde over the phone and says: "You can live on any world outside of Earth for a week. So, where would you like to live?"
The blonde says: "Someplace warm, I get chills easily."
The rep. says: "How about the planet Mercury?"
The blonde replies: "That's too close to the sun, I'm afraid I'll get sunburns!"
So the rep. says: "Alright, how about Venus?"
The blonde replies: "Venus has global warming."
So finally the rep. says: "Well the only other obvious choice would be Mars but it's colder than Earth."
The blonde thinks for a moment and says: "I guess that's not so bad, I'll bring an extra coat."
The rep. says: "We'll also provide you with extra chocolate so you'll stay warm."
The blonde exclaims: "Don't bother! I'm going to where they make all the Mars Bars and I can eat all the chocolate there I want!"
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Originally Posted by Kronically Disturbed
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