Blakman's Brothel of Bitches!

[Merry Alan and his chocolate boggle nuts.]

Lesbo.

[Blakpoetry]

you are the one always asking to see tits cause the real ones wont show you

[Merry Alan and his chocolate boggle nuts.]

Real what? Badger asks you. I ask you so I can sell the pic to Badger for a tenner

[Legion]

Laydeez pleeze.

[Merry Alan and his chocolate boggle nuts.]

I might get lucky. You have them Legion. Pass them to Badger He needs wank material too ya know.

[zykron]

Gotta update the brothel as well

[Kronically Disturbed]

KD she's calling us cheap bitches

hey! i take offense to that im worth more to buy than both of you

[rapewolf]

LEGION's paying for the WHORES get on board!!!

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

Wazzup niggas? I got some bitches for you playa~playas out there looking to get your and on!

Some of them escaped from nearby kitchens, some are used and abused from internet romances, and some are post whore junkies just wandering the forums aimlessly.

BLAKMAN scooped them up, cleaned them and got these bitches ready to work

======================UPDATED MENU aSs of 08-21-12============================

Marie................5000 post counts (worth every penny, just hide your wallet)

Jak...................205 post counts (slightly past her prime / free 6pak beer with her )

KD...................12,000 post counts (STD-free! A lil attitude, but nothing that a bitchslap can't handle!)

BlakPoetry..........**Discontinued /// Defective Product \\\ No longer serving**

Ana...................22,000 post counts (dig that "aye pappi" screaming? Free Zeta entry pass in-out of Mexico)

Sunset...............1,000 post counts (not sure about the freshness. fuck at own risk)

Emilygore............. FREE! Bitch got knocked up! Useless product!

Sarynx Sin....................2500 post counts (not sure if she's worth it, but pussy is pussy...right?)

Dan....................30,000 post counts (most of us can't afford it, but the booty is tight like a virgin)

Execution Style..... *Out of service* (everyone's bitch, ass keeps breaking down!)

Oprah's Dyke........6 pesos, negotiable! (You're on a budget?/ Lil freak gotta eat /mutual win-win!)

Horseface Porter..........8,000 Post counts (she's more than a 1 trick pony if you pretend she looks like Sarah Jessica Parker)

Zykron the Tight............2,000 Post counts (MEN: tightest cheeks on the internet. LADIES: Will you be the first to de-virginize him?)

Liacon (whole)...............13,000 post counts (lean, mean buttcheek squeezing machine! You pump him or he can pump you!)

Liacon's Left Nipple.................4,000 post counts (freaky lil thing! Stare at it for 5 minutes and it flirst with you. Pure slut it is!)

Zykron the tight........1500 post counts (MEN: the tightest cheeks on the net! be the first to break 'em in! OR: LADIEs: you can be HIS FIRST!)



Place your order, add to the menu, and explain why you'd purchase one of my qaulity ho's!

Updated!

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

you can make money of those cheap bitches but no matter how much you lie you will never have me

in my mind, i had you and you LIKEDEDED it and fried me chicken....................beeeeeeeotch!

[Oprah is a dyke]

6 pesos Blakman? I'm not worth more than 4 you little stingy fuck!

[zykron]

up from 1500 *woot*