Blakman's Brothel of Bitches!

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

Add Marie to my account. And I've always wanted a Gollum so I'm searching through some old boxes to see if I have any pesos.

I OWN EVERYBODY

She's currently on backorder, sir, Held up in Wales by a very wealthy repeat customer.

Can I interest you in a slighty used horsefaced Mexican instead?

[Legion]

I want someone for the house, not the stable.

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

Forget the 2 nigger safety inspections and just send the damn pimp!

You seem like a nice chap. I'll give you a discount and send him to you in an intoxicated state. The box might contain some vomit and dried semen. Shall I process your card again?

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

I want someone for the house, not the stable.

You get a free autographed 50-50 "mi-amor" lover letter with the deal!

wait...don't go.............I'll throw in a free Taco bell family meal coupon!

[zykron]

You seem like a nice chap. I'll give you a discount and send him to you in an intoxicated state. The box might contain some vomit and dried semen. Shall I process your card again?

Listen every time I call up your brothel customer support, I keep getting this indian guy on the phone and I can't understand his accent (something about a giant rubber duck chasing his elephant away), so this is my one chance to make a deal with you.

My agent Special Badger will be in touch with your department, he said he could get me liacon from his Shack with a 10,000 post sale, and without the expired excrement.

Now either you get me that liacon pimp, or fetch me Sunset!

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

Listen every time I call up your brothel customer support, I keep getting this indian guy on the phone and I can't understand his accent (something about a giant rubber duck chasing his elephant away), so this is my one chance to make a deal with you.

My agent Special Badger will be in touch with your department, he said he could get me liacon from his Shack with a 10,000 post sale, and without the expired excrement.

Now either you get me that liacon pimp, or fetch me Sunset!

Ok, ok, no need to get riled up sir.

Your Liacon was shipped. Extra bubble wrap around his ass and his asscheeks shrink wrapped as requested.

Here's your fedex tracking #1234567891011121314151617181920
Invoice #: 1MuskleneckHotboy69

Umm, sir........you want me to bill the YNC for this purchase? Is Dan aware of this transaction?

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

Ok, ok, no need to get riled up sir.

Your Liacon was shipped. Extra bubble wrap around his ass and his asscheeks shrink wrapped as requested.

Here's your fedex tracking #1234567891011121314151617181920
Invoice #: 1MuskleneckHotboy69

Umm, sir........you want me to bill the YNC for this purchase? Is Dan aware of this transaction?

Fuck it, I don't like that nikka anyhow....I billed your YNC company credit card 2x!!

[zykron]

Extra bubble wrap?? Sweet

I've sent customer feedback to your eBitches account:

Great seller! Hoes are awesome. Excrement could be fresher. Would buy from again! A+++!

[Legion]

You're new to this industry, aren't you?

[BLAKMANnCHARGE]

You're new to this industry, aren't you?

do my bitches not please you?

[deadskinmask]

this is a sausage party. what kind of whorehouse are you running?

[Legion]

this is a sausage party. what kind of whorehouse are you running?

Only because I bought up most of the ladies. Welcome to capitalism!