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    We all shit.

    This has been proven time and time again.

    We all have our different styles and attitudes when it comes to the humble yet elegant crap.

    I was wondering, though, what it is about the shit that you all enjoy?

    Is it the pressure that builds up, allowing you to feel bubbles and grumbling in your guts?
    Is it the satisfying burn as the turd scrDingalingKing the door of your asshole?
    Is it the push and release of half a pound of brown gold?
    Is it the wiping?
    Do you like to see the results, perhaps taking a peek in the toilet bowl or on the paper?



    I like the build up. There is nothing like knowing you'll be pushing out a brown fatty in under an hour!




    Discuss.



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    time to learn some new english!!this kind of threads pop up 1 in a thousand years here in ync!!thanks DFP!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NIO View Post
    time to learn some new english!!this kind of threads pop up 1 in a thousand years here in ync!!thanks DFP!!!!
    I'll simplify it.

    Do you like to crap, and why?



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    Quote Originally Posted by DrFucking View Post
    I'll simplify it.

    Do you like to crap, and why?
    hahahaha thanks Dr!!!!!!sure i do!!!specially when you are almost there to make it after a loooooong bloooooooooooody try to finish!!!and when you done you make a (almost silence)...ahhhh!!!!!!!!and after ....quiet....everythink calm........!!!!and you hear your father voice from outside.....OKEY SON....YOU ARE DONE?????????
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    I had this friend in school. I remember him telling me he liked the feeling of pushing out a turd half way then sucking back up. Turns out he's a flaming homo.


    please be shut up ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by please be shut up View Post
    I had this friend in school. I remember him telling me he liked the feeling of pushing out a turd half way then sucking back up. Turns out he's a flaming homo.
    What a queer.

    Still, it's a satisfying feeling as long as it isn't dick.



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    when someone has to go in there after me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAK View Post
    when someone has to go in there after me....
    You're mean.



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    The feeling of empty comfort afterwards. Hard to beat the satisfaction of freshly emptied bowels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    The feeling of empty comfort afterwards. Hard to beat the satisfaction of freshly emptied bowels.
    I hear you.



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    When it slides out and water splashes your anus, kinda feels good and bad at the same time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by klown View Post
    when it slides out and water splashes your anus, kinda feels good and bad at the same time.
    lololololol!!!!!
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