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[iamsplittonguedyouarent2]

How 2 Internet

Just because you can hire an under payed lonely tech support guy to set up your internet and show you how to use Google doesnt mean you are using the internet correctly. Just because you can watch and post videos on Youtube doesnt mean you are using the internet correctly, and if you ARE posting videos on Youtube, chances are you ARENT using the internet correctly. Here are some simple steps to properly use your new internet:
Excuse me, WTF are you doing?

1. Abandon all sense of self worth, realize you are worthless on the internet, regardless of who you think you are.
2. Get internets
3. ????????????
4. Get Firefox
5. Pirate an antivirus program
6. Get alts
7. Don't be a DingalingKing
8. debate with like minded people
9. View as many Shock sites as humanly possible to desensitize you.
10. Don't be a DingalingKing
11. Get moar porn.
12. ????
13. Profit only if you're a giant multinational corporation
14. Don't be Jewish.
15. Don't be a spic

If you do not want to be a pirate nor view shock sites, we suggest that you follow steps 1,2,3,and 4 and then stop being a DingalingKing and quit the internet.

[iamsplittonguedyouarent2]

you all suffer from this
Side effects

As with all dangerous ideas created by humans, the Internet and its hell-raising counterpart teh Internets do give users some side effects. Side effects include:

* Headache
* RAGE
* Suicide over something pointless and/or a stupid situation that you could have prevented yourself
* Being found by a pedophile online, which will lead to you being left for dead in a ditch on the side of the road.
* Loss of your ability to spell words correctly.
* Being arrested because of something you did and/or said while online.

[Maggie Thatcher]

[JAK]