Mexican Joke 01
A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on? A Prison Break.
Mexican Joke 02
Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? yeah.. me neither
Mexican Joke 03
Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff? When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said, “Tequila! Tequila!”
Mexican Joke 04
Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest? Me neither.
Mexican Joke 05
How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth? Throw food stamps in it.
Mexican Joke 06
How Do You Starve A Mexican? Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.
Mexican Joke 07
How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house? put up a help-wanted sign
Mexican Joke 08
How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.
Mexican Joke 09
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.
Mexican Joke 10
Juan, Carlos and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins? Society.
Mexican Joke 11
What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook? steal a chicken
Mexican Joke 12
What do Mexicans pick in the off season? Their nose.
Mexican Joke 13
What do you call 100 Mexicans working on a roof? Chingos
Mexican Joke 14
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Cinco
Mexican Joke 15
What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW? Grand Theft Auto.
Mexican Joke 16
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
Mexican Joke 17
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
Mexican Joke 18
What do you call a pool with a Mexican in it? Bean Dip.
Mexican Joke 19
What do you call Mexican basketball? Juan on Juan.
Mexican Joke 20
What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it’s probably yours!
Mexican Joke 21
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? I don’t know but it could pick lettuce good.