https://theync.com/tags/colombianfail/ Fri 26 Jun 2026 01:39:45 +0200 https://theync.com/video/6372/colombian-cash-truck-shootout-turns-out-disguises-don-t-stop-bullets-medical-bills/
On May 12, 2026, seven well-dressed idiots in Petrobras employee cosplay rolled up to a gas station in Soacha, Colombia, thinking they'd hit the jackpot on a Brink's cash truck. Wrong. The security guards — armed and apparently not in the mood — lit up the parking lot in a 9:20 AM shootout that sent everyone scrambling for cover. Final score: one thug shot twice in the back, another captured, two guards injured (one critical with a headshot, the other saved by his vest), and the rest of the clown car crew fleeing on motorcycles with exactly zero cash. Medellin's finest? More like Medellin's stupidest. They didn't even get the money. The only thing these geniuses secured was a one-way trip to the morgue or a jail cell. ]]> Wed 13 May 2026 01:57:04 +0200 https://theync.com/video/6372/colombian-cash-truck-shootout-turns-out-disguises-don-t-stop-bullets-medical-bills/