https://theync.com/tags/macaque/ Mon 02 Nov 2026 19:19:09 +0200 https://theync.com/video/14622/colombian-merc-s-rifle-jams-at-the-worst-possible-moment/
Another macaque who came for easy money ends up as fertilizer. ]]> Mon 02 Nov 2026 00:22:57 +0200 https://theync.com/video/14622/colombian-merc-s-rifle-jams-at-the-worst-possible-moment/ https://theync.com/video/14341/6-colombian-mercs-die-in-a-failed-assault/
6 macaques who came for easy money die in a failed assault; the weapon of the third macaquinho killed reveals they belong to the Khartiia brigade. Their parents are childless, and their children are fatherless, which is a good thing. ]]> Sun 25 Oct 2026 04:14:03 +0200 https://theync.com/video/14341/6-colombian-mercs-die-in-a-failed-assault/ https://theync.com/video/14030/colombian-merc-says-goodbye-to-his-arm-and-legs/
Macaquiño came for easy money and was killed, but not before losing an arm and his legs. Condolences to his family. ]]> Sun 18 Oct 2026 16:08:11 +0200 https://theync.com/video/14030/colombian-merc-says-goodbye-to-his-arm-and-legs/ https://theync.com/video/13707/5-colombian-mercenaries-got-bananas-and-died/
Five macaques came for easy money and were killed, leaving their wives widowed and their children orphaned; that's pretty good. ]]> Sun 11 Oct 2026 10:19:17 +0200 https://theync.com/video/13707/5-colombian-mercenaries-got-bananas-and-died/ https://theync.com/video/12552/colombian-mercs-no-one-knows-how-they-died/
I don't know how those macaques died. ]]> Fri 18 Sep 2026 05:53:18 +0200 https://theync.com/video/12552/colombian-mercs-no-one-knows-how-they-died/ https://theync.com/video/12406/colombian-merc-films-his-dead-friend2/
Honestly, it’s not worth translating; the Colombian ape is filming a friend of his who came looking for easy money for bananas. ]]> Wed 16 Sep 2026 07:20:50 +0200 https://theync.com/video/12406/colombian-merc-films-his-dead-friend2/ https://theync.com/video/12185/ugly-and-fat-colombian-mercenary-eats-a-drone/
Another monkey who came to kill for money leaves his parents without a son, his wife a widow, and his children without parents; life is good. ]]> Mon 14 Sep 2026 06:46:31 +0200 https://theync.com/video/12185/ugly-and-fat-colombian-mercenary-eats-a-drone/ https://theync.com/video/11511/colombian-merc-suicide-after-the-death-of-his-friend/
Another pair of macaques die, although in the full video eight macaques die; it's been cut short and only this part is shown. After the death of his companion and the constant siege by Russian drones, the Colombian macaque decides to stop thinking about bananas and shoots himself in the head. ]]> Wed 02 Sep 2026 08:00:57 +0200 https://theync.com/video/11511/colombian-merc-suicide-after-the-death-of-his-friend/ https://theync.com/video/11450/colombian-mercenary-torn-apart-by-rus-drones/
Another Colombian macaque killed by Russian drones; the video is part of a larger video showing the deaths of five Colombian macaques. ]]> Tue 01 Sep 2026 06:32:56 +0200 https://theync.com/video/11450/colombian-mercenary-torn-apart-by-rus-drones/ https://theync.com/video/11361/colombian-merc-decapitated-by-drone/
Another Colombian monkey who came for easy money loses his head over bananas. ]]> Sun 30 Aug 2026 17:39:12 +0200 https://theync.com/video/11361/colombian-merc-decapitated-by-drone/ https://theync.com/video/11363/brazilian-merc-films-his-friend-miranda-translated/
A Brazilian macaque films the corpse of his comrade Miranda, another Brazilian mercenary who was killed by Rus drones. ]]> Sun 30 Aug 2026 17:37:43 +0200 https://theync.com/video/11363/brazilian-merc-films-his-friend-miranda-translated/ https://theync.com/video/11299/colombian-merc-foot-vs-ied/
Colombian monkey steps on a Russian bobby trap, the typical explosive and shrapnel, goodbye foot. ]]> Sat 29 Aug 2026 05:30:55 +0200 https://theync.com/video/11299/colombian-merc-foot-vs-ied/