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Country:
Germany
City:
Hamburg
Joined:
4 months ago
Gender:
Male
Relationship status:
Divorced
Posted:
nothing
Age:
51
Sexual orientation:
Straight
Favorites:
nothing
About me:
German reanimation prototype: precision cadaver, soul on permanent malfunction.
Assembled like a late-war Tiger that crawled out of the mud at Kursk in 1945 and never stopped shambling.
Emotionally: full dashboard of warning lights leaking hydraulic fluid and black bile since the fall of Berlin.
TÜV-certified for terminal-velocity doomscrolling — unlimited Autobahn speed, no brakes, just flying limbs and consequences in the rear-view mirror.
I don’t chase happiness. I chase the wet crunch of fresh cranial vault giving way, the gurgling choke of a last breath, and the exact source of that one scream you can never un-hear.
Then I annotate humanity’s greatest hits — shredded torsos, exposed brain matter, field-expedient trepanations — with the flat affect of a coroner on overtime and the humor of an undertaker who’s already clocked out.
Precision Teutonic craftsmanship meets spectacularly self-destructive life choices:
dark humor as the only seatbelt still attached, “check engine” light permanently illuminated as core personality trait,
and absolute refusal to pretend any of this is remotely sane or salvageable.
If it’s cursed, arterial-spray violent, smells like advanced putrefaction, or pathologically “educational,” I’m locked in like it’s compulsory Geschichtsunterricht — the kind that ends with everyone failing and the classroom on fire.
History repeats itself.
So do my catastrophic decisions, my video recommendations, and my stubborn refusal to act like any of this is okay.
Over-engineered to the point of grotesque caricature, optimism surgically removed at the factory.
Welcome to the organized charnel house — freshly dug up, poorly sutured, still twitching.
Step right in.
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