LOL Tree Falls on Russian Man After Jumping from a Rope Swing, Leaving Him Seriously Injured

Russian people have traditionally devastated the lands they conquered, consistently turning them into ecological disaster zones.
So now nature is just striking back.

what can you say it's Russia

Was he preparing for a Birch bark canoe seminar?

Missed

Even the trees can't stand these filthy Russian vermin.

He died cartoon style

awe man, he's still alive

Even the tree's hate invading rats

Even nature hates russians. Well done nature.

Some idiot two grades behind me jumped off the bridge next to the high school as a graduation stunt in 1970. It was reportedly the most beautiful dive onto a slate shelf not involving his feet.

It seems the earth has begun to reject these Russian barbarians.

That's what happens when you go AWOL from the grinder