Cardboard Factory Employee Loses Both Palms At Work

The machines safety switches failed. He'll win that lawsuit.

High Five!

He's been promoted to making chop suey

his mom can jack him off until the skin grows back

The other dude attempt to cradle him certainly did help.

No more fapping for Julio!

That was fast.

How many fingers am I holding up?

B-ding! B-ding!

The guy just lost both hands; he’s practically become useless for everything now. Virtually everything he does from here on out will depend on someone else, or he’ll have to start from scratch and learn how to survive all over again. If he was trying to pull an insurance scam or get an early retirement, he certainly made a good deal.

.. insurance scam..

I wanted to see him get his arms ripped off

Blond motha fucka

try opening those squinters a bit more & pay attention.