You literally have 8ft of sidewalk next to you.Chooses to walk the road another Darwin award winner.
Pedestrian Gets His Head Popped By Crane
Here's an idea, DON'T FUCKING WALK "ON" THE FUCKING ROAD FUCKING FACING "AWAY" FROM THE FUCKING ONCOMING FUCKING TRAFFIC!!!
...Problem completely FUCKING solved.
It's all an illusion. He jumped up and they went out for some goat curry and they lived happily ever after..
If you can't hear that great big thing behind you then you probably shouldn't walk in the road.....
That back bent solved his chronic back pain unfortunately he did not live long enough to enjoy it at least migraines will be the least of his problems now.
They all have IQs of 70. That's why our governments are in the process of replacing us with them. That way they can have dumb, obedient workers who will work for next to nothing and live in filth and spawn a dozen future dumb, dirty, obedient workers.
London lost one of its future brain surgeons, the problem was that he lost his brain being stupid.
popped him like a cork on champagne, except somehow he's stupider than a cork.
Hahaha, it looks like he's doing it with the full intention of tearing it to shreds.
I’m going to run right over this brazen guy who likes walking down the middle of the street in a short (skirt or shorts), just to see if he’s wearing any underwear and ends up with his butt in the air.
Hey Einstein, there is a reason you don't walk in the middle of the street, or close to it. Well now you know why
Now grab it with the hook and carry it to the hospital, or morgue, or wherever thwy throw bodies there.