Suicide was the only way

Yes it was the right choice

Head on the train tracks is faster.

If I was forced wearing rags as skirts instead of pants, I'd do the same.

Hanging oneself is more environmentally friendly.

How to climb a ladder in that skirt?

PAPA PIN HUNG HIMSELF

well hung snow white tan

Guess he never learned to not stick his nasty tongue out at people

They tell me, Señor Mendez,
they tell me you were hung.
With brown protruding eyeballs
and pink distended tongue.