psycho bitch
Crazy woman cuts off her husband's penis for being unfaithful
Either her hands were tiny or that was a big ol dong!
Either way, bet that hurt!
At least she will have something to eat in prison. She should spice it down with some biltong spices before the police come for her. She will have lot to chew on when in prison. Baie lekker Biltong.
Reminds me of the old Monty Python song. So here it goes……
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
Here's a little number I tossed off recently at the Caribbean
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
Thank you very much
Bullshit. There’s no blood meaning he was already dead when it was cut off. Otherwise the heart would have pumped blood everywhere
Well, at least he doesn't have to carry that unit around all the time...she'll do it
Hahaha! DAMNNNN. Well he used to be happy knowing how big he was, now he's just trans I guess
Wildberries stock of dildos look very realistic. Too bad the rest of the stock is melted down