Bit of roof slowed him down
Suicidal Man Survives After Falling From 33RD Floor In Malaysia
@RehabManager nice job you bloody silly wanker. R KELLY PEDO MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND.
Jumping off things is such a bad idea ... there's ALWAYS the chance to end up as a cripple without a 2nd chance to end it.
He's rare, a survivor that means he's meant to fight and be here. Perhaps his fall got broken.
Wonderful! Now there’ll be someone to pay for the damaged patio roof.
God is doing a new thing. You can no longer die. You’re here forever
“I studied the Q Sentral building and the composition of the 3 meter overhang and sidewalk area,” stated the 32 year old man who promises to reveal his identity after the official data are issued. “This unofficial final velocity of 157 km/hr should become the new Kuala Lumpur municipality record. And that pertains to all prior attempts, including 96 deceased people and 1 silly person who jumped off a 3-floor restaurant last week.”
What a loser, can't even kill himself from the 33rd floor.. That's pretty lame