It's okay, we'll get the hang of it after a few more tries.

If he’s dead it’s because he hit his head on the pavement. The truck only touched the bicycle. Ghandi should’ve worn his melon protector

SAD

You can always tell it's India when dozens, then hundreds of people turn up, apparently out of nowhere.

The truck was supposed to have exploded amidst the stinking collection of curries.

Make sure he's dead, little fuck up.

Oh my goodness gracious!

That was an illegal u-turn and Sandheep is no lawyer.

Like ants to sugar water, but it's shitheads and stink instead.

They are dumb like shit

They drive like they're in Canada.

That's why when little shits gets on the road they're meat patties no swerving no dodging no panic.

Dummies