A woman was eaten by a 7-meter-long python.

Imagine your life's legacy being shat out as a snake turd? I bet her careers adviser never thought of that.

Keep the snake in the will.

Poor snake

The Human being should be die, The doom is coming

Oh my what a catch!
The women not the snake..

She confused the python with a 7 meter long dick.

Maybe some advice, when those motha fuckas get to be 2 meters long, get rid of them

You might say “why bother”, but it’s customary for the Toraja people to preserve the body for extended periods, conducting elaborate funerals that may include exhumation for clothing changes. Supposedly, pythons are optional.