Concrete Plant Worker Sent To Orbit

This is actually how the russians launch cosmonauts, now that their rocket factories are being destroyed.

And I thought it was a moon in front of the sun

“Next time payday comes around
Jim Goff was short one buck he found
"What for?" asked he, then this reply
"You were docked for the time you were up in the sky."

Drill, Ye Tarriers, Drill
1888

an asian finally made it to the moon

If it’s a tank; if it’s got a lid - let ya wife do it.

"We have liftoff Houston!"

Tea is ready

They just watched. They didn't offer any help.

That title ain't clickbait!

After that his boss is very worried about who's gonna do his job now

Where did he go?

These freaks better learn how to let the pressure outta those trucks. There have been 1000 of these deaths on here already this week